Hey guys! It's been a while, hasn't it? I was thinking, since a demon child simply manifests from another demon, I'm guessing demon women don't have cycles so the brothers would be absolutely clueless...
Pairing: Brothers x Reader
Warnings: light swearing, mentions of period stuff
Summary: Levi's akuzon order got badly messed up and now his ruri-chan limited edition bathrobe is lost! Instead of the comfy cloak coming to his door, he got... several period cramp simulator devices? Confused and extremely upset, the Avatar of Envy takes the box to the eldest brother while simultaneously tracking HIS package. Unfortunately, Lord Diavolo and Lucifer were speaking in Lucifer's office when Leviathan shouldered his way through the door...
"... And these are?"
Lucifer eyed the contents of the cardboard box dubiously after his teary-eyed younger brother shoved it into his arms.
"Period cramp simulation devices! Those came instead of my limited edition ruri-chan bathrobe." Levi pouted, eyes glued to the screen of his DDD; impatiently waiting for akuzon to locate his package. "What the hell is a 'period' anyway? What would any normie need them for?"
Diavolo pursed his lips, deep in thought, "I believe a period is something that happens to female humans in particular. Barbatos had me read up on humans when our lovely MC arrived but I can't recall exact details."
"She has mentioned it to me before as well but seemed rather shy about the topic and only gave me minimum information." Lucifer nodded to the box in his arms, "I should go and ask her what these are."
-
"MC?"
Your bedroom door opened to reveal a rather adorable sight; your hair up in a messy bun, in shorts and one of his button-downs, who's sleeves had to be rolled up several times just so your hands were visible. Behind you, the twins were sitting on the floor, their backs against your bed, with a big sketchpad on the floor and a set of watercolors balanced on Belphies knees. Beel chewed on the end of his paintbrush before looking up at the door and smiling at his big brother.
Evidently, you had been sitting between them as Beel was holding up Belphie's head so he wouldn't flop onto the ground in your absence.
"Hi Luci," You smile, "What's in the box?"
"I wanted to speak to you about that. Come with me."
You furrowed your brows, looked back at Beel, who shrugged and went back to painting, so you followed the eldest to his room.
He shut the door behind you and now you were really afraid you'd done something wrong especially as Lucifer set the box on a table and returned his eyes to you.
"Am... Am I in trouble?" You murmured, meeting his gaze.
"Not at all. I just don't know how to ask this. It seemed like a very tentative subject the last time it came up and the last thing I want is to make you uncomfortable."
"Oh."
"Would you mind telling me what is in this box and what the purpose of it?"
You peeked in and pulled out the instruction manual and one of the corded devices.
"Oh..."
You bit your lip.
"Well?"
"Wh... Where did you get these?"
"Akuzon delivered these instead of Leviathan's limited edition ruri-chan bathrobe."
"Oh um... Okay so," You tug the plastic covering off and lift one of the patches up for Lucifer to see, "You put these on your stomach and they simulate, or show you, how it feels when a girl is in her period."
"... But why."
You shrug, putting the items back in the box, "Men in the human world use them to see how it feels."
"How what feels?"
"Cramps."
"Excuse me?"
You sigh, crossing your arms uncomfortably, your cheeks tinged a little pink, "If you are born a female in the human world, you have this thing called a uterus, which, for us, is where a baby forms. We don't just manifest our children out of nowhere, unfortunately. A period is kinda like a reminder that we aren't pregnant but in a really painful way."
"Painful how?"
"The uterus has to contract to get rid of some inner lining it makes every month and it hurts. A lot. But it's just one week per month so it isn't super horrible. When it is and how bad they are depends on who you spend time with the most, stress levels, the moon in some cases, and dietary stuff."
"For a week?"
"Usually from 3-7 days, yes."
"So these devices show a man how it feels to be a woman once per month."
"Minus the cravings, bleeding, ruined clothes, haywire emotions, etc, yes." You press your lips together, avoiding eye contact.
There was a beat and then Lucifer typed something into his DDD, picked up the box with one arm, tossed you over his shoulder with the other and went to the common area before you knew what was going on.
The brothers trickled into the room.
"What's going on?" Satan asked irritably.
"Shirts off." Was the only thing Lucifer responded, causing everyone in the room to short-circuit except for Asmo, who was shirtless before the word 'off' had even slipped past Lucifer's lips.
Mammon and Beel weren't too far behind; Mammon wanted you to understand exactly why he was such a popular model and Beel because his brother told him too, despite the confusion.
Belphie, Satan, and Levi weren't as keen, however.
"Why?" Belphie hissed, eyes heavy with sleep, but when one of the plastic-wrapped devices went rocketing toward his face, he woke up real quick and removed his shirt.
Satan and Levi reluctantly followed suit and were given devices of their own, as well as everyone else in the room.
Lucifer
Your face was an exotic shade of red with all of the shirtless demons around you, but went an entire shade darker when Asmo whispered, "I think he means you too darling MC."
"No." Lucifer replied flatly.
"What are these anyway?" Satan snapped, as he attached the patches to his abdomen as Lucifer had demonstrated.
"Period cramp simulators. MC feels this for a week once a month. It's the least we can do to sympathize."
"What?"
"Just turn it onto ten percent."
The second the first level button was pressed, Mammon, Levi, and Asmodeus shrieked in pain. Belphie's eyes had never been opened bigger, Satan went impossibly paler, Beel started crying silently, and Lucifer gripped your shoulder.
"Is it that bad?" You murmur softly, the pained looks on their faces causing your heart to hurt. You pull another device out of the box and lift your shirt a bit so you could stick the patches to your skin and flick the machine on.
10%... you hardly felt it.
"I don't like it I don't like it I don't like itttt! This would be the worst kind of BDSM!" Asmo whined, then the demon noticed your completely placid expression. "MC? Is yours even on?"
You nodded and showed him, then turned it up a notch. Still, you could barely feel it. You'd been through worse.
Biting his lip, Mammon put it up to 20% and immediately regretted it.
"Feels like you gotta shit... but there's no shit to shit..." He whimpered, "Ya do this every month, MC?"
"No it feels like I got stabbed and now someone is fishing around for my kidneys with both hands..." Satan hissed, "How are you not affected by this, MC?"
"Waaaaaaaaah! Poor MC! :(" Beel was crying stormily into his twins' shoulder; no wonder... his device was set to 50% for some reason.
Belphie wasn't faring much better; his eyes were still huge and unblinking as he allowed Beel to squeeze him like a stress ball and drench his hoodie in tears.
Levi was lying face down on the floor, fists clenching and unclenching, whispering anime incantations and the like, and his pupils were so dilated you would've thought him dead had he not been begging some unknown entity to end his existence then and there.
Lucifer had taken a seat and was staring at you, deep in thought.
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you're pregnant, you don't have to deal with this?"
"Don't get any ideas, Luci."
He sighed.
You plucked the patches off, the whimpers and cries from the brothers and the fact that Levi had begun foaming at the mouth became too much for you to bear and you needed to end it.
You never wanted them to have to feel even a fraction of your pain, as any of the brothers were happy to cuddle up with you the second you tiredly asked for comfort at any time of day.
Making quick work of the devices and patches, you took them all and tossed them in the box and took it to the trashcans outside the front gate of the house.
When you returned, the brothers, even Lucifer had passed out from exhaustion and now snored peacefully on assorted chairs and couches in the common area.
When you walked past them to go to the kitchen, Beel stood and followed you, movements a little stiff and shaky, and his breathing was still a bit labored from all the crying.
He sat down at the counter as you began to cook, watching your movements with damp eyes.
"You have to feel like that every month MC?"
"Mhm."
"You're so strong. Much stronger than any of us." He sighed, setting his cheeks in his hands.
You smiled softly, setting a bag of oranges in front of him and bringing his head down to press a kiss to his temple, "All of us are strong in our own ways, Beel. I just have high pain tolerance. But you're physically and emotionally strong. I wish I was as strong as you sometimes too."
"Really?"
"Yep."
He smiled and bit into an orange, skin and all.
-
The smells of food roused the brothers from their cramp-induced sleep and they groggily found their seats at the table and began to serve themselves food.
You stood.
"Guys?"
Seven pairs of eyes locked onto your form.
With their attention on you, you turned and slapped Lucifer across the face.
Stunned and angry, Lucifer began to raise himself to his full height, but you snapped, "Sit down." and he sat right back down in his seat.
"I never wanted you guys to have to feel what I have to feel. If lucifer wanted to know, then he should've done it himself, but instead, he dragged you into it as well. I hope you like dinner, it was the least I could do after putting you through that." You said apologetically, sitting back down in your chair.
"Oi, MC? Listen here, when ya feel like that ya gotta come to ma' room 'kay? I don't want ya feeling so bad all alone."
"No way would she wanna cuddle with a stupidmammon, MC, you should come cuddle with me and Beel."
"No way! MC is will take a nice relaxing epsom salt bath and spa day with me! I could give her a fabulous massage!"
"Why would she want your hands all over her when she doesn't feel good? She'll want to stay with me and I can read to her and we'll have herbal tea to soothe her!"
"Books are boring! She'll want to be distracted from the pain and watch romantic animes with me!"
Lucifer simply winked at you and you blushed and continued to eat as the brothers continued to fight over who got to comfort you when you were hurting until the meal was over.
As a family, you piled onto the couch and watched a movie. It was nicer than usual for some reason. Maybe it was because you had bonded with the brothers in a new and unexpected way that afternoon, maybe it was the unspoken love each of them held in their hearts for you and the things left unsaid, but still, it was comforting to know that you had 7 whole demons that loved you unconditionally, and would take the pain for themselves if they could.
Lucifer: “Running 10 min late. Wait for me in my room, no clothes on. I’m bringing Demonius & sweets. Love you.”
Mammon: “Heeeeeeeey where u at?? Bring noodles plz, i’m in ur room. And guess what I’m wearin’?? :PPPPP”
Leviathan: “U wanna watch anime for 24 hours straight? JK lol, miss you. Call me when you get back from school.”
Satan: “Hey kitten, I miss you. Want to go out tonight? And then we can do something interesting ;) Kisses.”
Asmodeus: “Check this out! *15 attached files* Which one looks best on me? Help me choose pleeeease!! Oh and I got ya this! *27 attached files* UH I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YA”
Beelzebub: “Hey, meet me after practice? I miss you lots. We can then go eat someplace nice. My treat, love.”
Belphegor: “Where r u? Wake me up when you arrive, please. Oh, and can you grab coffee too? Kiss.”
Solomon: “Hey, want to check out this new store with me? They have enchanted jewelry and I really think some of it would suit you so much ;) Missing you, baby.”
Simeon: “I miss you. Please come see me in the Purgatory Hall. I’ve prepared a small surprise for you :) xxxx”
Barbatos: “We spent the whole morning together yet it’s nearly not enough for me. Can I see you again tonight? Love you, my dear”.
Diavolo: “Hi!! I MISS YOU! MEET ME 2NIGHT AT THE CASTLE! LOVE YOU LOTS!”
Welcome to Devildom !! A world full of powerful demons and their powerful pokémon! Collect a team and challenge the 8 siblings 7 demon brothers to earn Pact Badges, grow stronger, and get closer to defeating the Champion and getting out of here. Be warned; you may find danger, mystery, tragic backstories, and even love along the way !!
Meet the Champion, Professor, Rival and more in part 2 of this post. Coming out whenever I get around to finishing it.
"I know there's quite a handful of people who don't like Belphie, like, at all. But to be 100% honest, It doesn't bother me that he *spoiler alert* killed MC. I'm more surprised that MC didn't die earlier in the game from like Levi, Lucifer or literally anyone else . At the end of the day, their demons. It's almost guaranteed that something will happen if you put a human in hell. It's like shoving a rabbit into a wolves den and expecting the wolves to not either hurt or kill the rabbit."
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