oozey mess
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
trying on a metaphor
if i look back, i am lost
Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
KIROKAZE
Show & Tell
Misplaced Lens Cap
sheepfilms
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Mike Driver
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Andulka
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wallacepolsom
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@asmolworm
My greatest advice to aspiring cat owners is to never buy them expensive or elaborate toys because you have no control over what they choose to find entertaining. It will almost always be so dumb.
What would inspire me to post this right now? Well of course. It's because of his water #hisboilingwater
#water fan club
#reblogtobeboiled
he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”
Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes
Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”
Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*
Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”
Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*
Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”
Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*
Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”
me: “I love and forgive him.”
Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”
Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*
I still love this lol
It’s ruining my notes dude :’D
please stop assuming people with chronic pain, chronic fatigue, and chronic illnesses are faking it to get out of doing things. they would love to be doing as much as everyone else but are unable due to how their minds and/or bodies function. give them grace.
when i wrote this, it was me @ me. still is. trying to give myself grace.
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
wished a customer happy new year yesterday and he responded “happy new moment! you get as many of those as you’d like :)” so we’re all gonna be okay
Kasper has laid an egg. It’s a Christmas Miracle.
Playing favorites
While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”
And then I Remembered.
That it's no longer on poob?
This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem
Controversial opinion apparently but a fucking ad should not have control over my phone's volume or the ability to pause anything else that is playing
GLEE moments that had me screaming
there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look
@blintzestein
hold my hands everyone. i can take you to a better place
louis de pointe du lac
rotisserie chickens are a cost-effective way to feed a small family, or for one strange adult woman to experience the joy of a predator tearing apart a carcass
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
do u ever start typing out a long opinion post and feel very heated and then halfway through realize nothing matters and time is a flat circle and whatever i’m tired
