hey guys ! schlimdog for real here. i'm leaving tumblr! for genuine this time, and probably not forever but definitely for. a serious while.
the account probably won't be deleted, so feel free to send asks that would still be relevant in like. 2-3 years? i'm going to be gone for a WHILE. basically i have just realized i'm becoming way too dependent on what's happening on here so much so that i'm not able to focus on real life. nothing that anyone in particular has said or done.
to the few mutuals who have my phone number - i'm so so sorry and i love you guys but i probably will also be going close to no contact with y'all. i hope you can understand.
more direct things to mutuals under the cut :)
@littleeggrock, @snurm, @hugz4u, @zodiaczombie, @atlas-beholds-her, @apollo-ray, @glitterpenz, @37x3, @deadpoetshouse, @heartattackinblackdye, @4-mpersand, @xx-icaruss-wings-offcal-xx, @laterkiss, @omnipotentnothing, @koiagain, @allrott3nn, @freakyolivelady, @baffledbirdbandit, @ijiijiiji, @anomaloc4ris, @skidfarts: some of you I haven't interacted with in a while, some I haven't been mutuals with very long, some I would maybe call 'distant', all I wish i'd gotten to know a little better. you all seem like very awesome people
@girlglaive: bye eddie :) wish you all the best. you're very intelligent and i was always just a little 🤏 intimidated by your presence. sad i didn't catch that face reveal
@littledolliluna: luna! hello... you're quite funny. i worry about you sometimes. stay safe and stay sigma For Real. you're fascinating
@veryslightlyzestyindividual09: i don't know if people know your name on tumblr actually. you're pretty cool, B. maybe be nice to ian sometimes. see ya twin
@maxxie-or-smth: i... BELIEVE... you were my first mutual over on my old account... very epic. YOU're very epic. i'm also intimidated by you. stay wonderful please i think maybe the world needs your vibes
@jnadvich: you're so awesome man i'm so fr. i expect to see you when i get back because i want to study you further.
@aceofpans: just insane that you follow me actually. hello. microcelebrity ahh. very cool person. i like your stuff very much👍
@jamm3rz: HEY jam! yo not to claim any sort of functioning queerdar but i was always suspicious you weren't going to stay on she/her forever. anyways you're awesome. good luck with everything you do :)
@erraticality: hi jamie (: ngl you're sick as hell. keep it going, you have a great energy about you.
@jansila: you tend to hold your privacy pretty well which i respect heavily. from what i DO know about you you seem pretty freakin great. stay epic sauce <3
@starving-little-orphan-boy: HI... hello... you're really awesome. have a great summer. and the next one too. and yknow what the seasons between them. and all the seasons forever. have a great everything.
@theboredvoid: sup sigma! you strike me as a very smart person and i like your vibes. wishing you all the best in all that you do :]
@toe-fingerman: fingerman oh my goodness hi! been a minute actually but you continue to seem to be an incredibly interesting person. bye bruh
@corpzeintoxicated: CORY hi hello and also goodbye you're really great. you seem to be doing well. i'm really happy for you and i hope you stay epic
@schlorb: amazing amazing amazing to have been able to know you. so glad i did. i hope europe is treating you well and if it's not i'll destroy it. you're awesome
@skyporf, @plorsierhinko, @thatoneslorch: my brethren. the first two of you i have immensely enjoyed knowing. slorch i didn't get to know you very well and that's my loss.
@viansparkles: hi ian. i'm going to miss you and i feel bad for dropping out on our stuff but i hope you understand that me doing this has nothing to do with anything you've done. you're really awesome and kind and i'm in awe of you. stay amazing. love you.
And that's everyone, I'm pretty sure. :) I love all my mutuals and I'll be back someday but I have to do this for my own sake. there'll be a couple scheduled posts that pop up eventually i'm sure. okay. love you guys. schlimdog out
[ enter a SICKLY AILING CHILD. it looks Malnoursihed and Sad and full of Despair ]
me (with eyes as Brown as the comforting. richness of the soil): hello young one , why do you ail?
smol specimen: *shivering* No food,,, frail,,,,, I will not. survive the winter
[ we suddenly enter a MEMORT . our NARRATOR ( me ) is sititng on the floor in a rather Physically Impossible position. a peculiar ANDROID looking thing with eyes as Blue as the sky on a clear day sits across from me. ]
android : have you ever heard of Something. Called " chips"?
me: *visibly distracted and staring into its eyes* whagh,, u h maybe eye Dunno haugh pertty,,,
android: heed My wisdom - wjenever you meet a Child, you will wonder `` how can i save you from the horrors of life in tge future? how can i Prepare you ? whta will i do if you suffer? what if i see myself in You and it makes me feel ill. `` and then you will give this Child a small bag of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos ™️ and a thirst-quenching Energade ™️ . they will grow Big and strong,, and our next generation will be OK. Don't worry .
[ the ANDROID hugs our NARRATOR very tightly eliciting a Squeak sound. the MEMORY fades awy, back ot the SMALL CHILD and ME in the Present ]
me: *magically summoning a small bag of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos ™️ and. the divine nectar that is a bottle of Energade™️* Here you go... i hope this is sufficient.
smol specimen: thank you ,, Wow,,, I have been blessed
[ the SMALL CHILD begins to violently shake and twitch and Ascend towards teh heavens . it twitches and Thrashes and becomes strong. a MYSTERIOUS VOICE can be heard ]
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: thank you... Sodium....
MORAL OF THE STORY : eat crisps and Listen to wise Creatures!
From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!
anyone who uses the r slur at this point needs to just be recognized as a hateful bigot and we cant be quiet about it anymore. genuinely. get mad at people for this. point it out and be annoying about it. no you cant reclaim it you just want an excuse to be bigoted
still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.
still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.
a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool
Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote
"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered
