Fat Girl, lights ON

[vashito]

mermaid megafauna

patreon . bsky

[vashito]

more big mermaid

[hopelesslyromanticchudail]

You know our society is fucked up when people seriously think being a criminal defense attorney is like. A moral evil. Like people seriously jump to “wow you defend murderers” as if the majority of “crime” that happens on a daily basis isn’t literally stuff like addicts being caught possessing drugs or homeless people being arrested for loitering or fucking poor women stealing food and clothes for their kids like… the average person is just one or two paychecks away from also being deemed a “criminal” by society but yeah sure you should definitely act like needing to be defended against the state makes you an automatically morally bad person

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

It's not a mistake that in popular police procedural dramas legal defense for the suspect is portrayed as comically evil and the viewer is lead to believe that criminal defense gets in the way of police helping people lol

[porkymcsly]

I can relate, Murderbot. I can relate.

[abandonedniche]

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

[abandonedniche]

what if you’re all lying

[abandonedniche]

not even an exaggeration

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #lyrics are an easter egg you decode on your 30th listen /End ID]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Writing would be so much easier if I didn't have youtube or computer games Right There.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Derin you can get timed apps to block -- " No. I don't want to block them. They're too fun.

[hrrkikshoard]

Me when I block myself from my games.

[kosmogrl]

[qalbtalk-deactivated20231105]

“…use things to have good days.”

[narcissistcookbook]

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

[redstonedust]

growing up i never understood why people call vegan food bland because a lot of my family is vegan and i like their cooking just fine. but today i had a vegan burger from a fast food place that was using imitation meat and imitation cheese and imitation mayo and yeah it tasted fucking: Bad. an uncanny burger of lies and deceit. a burger with burger envy. like it couldnt embrace the fact it wasnt a real cheeseburger and was thus living a lie to appease its strict burger parents. you want good vegan food you need the stuff thats meant to be meat-free from the ground up. eat a delicious rice and bean bowl with me. take my hand. there is a better world.......

[redstonedust]

ITS NOT A GENDER METAPHOR DONT MAKE ME FEEL SYMPATHY FOR THE MEDIOCRE FAST FOOD BURGER

[eros-heartache]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

the way that this is like, comprehensible at all? wild

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[ladyshinga]

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

[capstellium]

sorry i’m reblogging this again but this just makes me so fucking angry. this reminds me of those dudes running game of thrones who had virtually no experience and were allowed to just. treat a multimillion dollar franchise as their little fuck-around-and-learn-about-tv sandbox. why are white men with no credentials allowed to get away with this over and over again while the rest of us have to fight tooth and nail for literal crumbs. i fucking hate the entertainment industry

[mrspockomakeitso]

tfw you realize you put more thought into your self indulgent fanfic in middle school than someone in charge of a multimillion dollar franchise that employs thousands of people and is watched by millions.

[variationonathem3]

Hey uhh… men actually aren’t demonized for being men. There isn’t a “problem in the queer community of anti-masculinity.” And no, bigotry against gnc and butch women is not actually rooted in a hatred of masculinity. It’s rooted in gender policing. Come on people

[2010fever]

[asmoothsharkshart]

I already wish it was Friday so I could have a bottle of vodka and stay inside

[asmoothsharkshart]

Hey dad, If you dont wanna help, id rather you just didnt, instead of showing up and being irritated that you had go come help me, your daughter

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

nostalgia is so stupid everyone on instagram is calling the early 2010s twee sjw era the “millennial optimism” era and talking about how they wish they could’ve come up then when I know damn well the only thing millennials would ever talk about in that time period was how life nowadays sucks and everything was better in the 90s

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

“being an adult seemed so much easier and more carefree during the time period that I was a young child” whattttt no way