Bodies of Info

Bodily 20 ☢ Boricua-Jewish ☢ DID System We are the fractures between the fiction and the facts, we are the cracks where disillusionment meets illusory magicians. Wolves among sheep and the bargain bin special, we're a boom town full of ghosts.

[asocietyofghosts]

We’re back but we don’t have a ton of energy to clean things up around here yet, so sorry about all the clutter and our body age being a year behind :(

[starlightandtears]

Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!

Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*

Me:

[salemclowntrials]

From now on, I’m going to greet all my friends like porn bots.

[salemclowntrials]

[salemclowntrials]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

one time i was at the vet’s office and i overheard two of the vets making fun of a cat for being named soul eater 

[caecilius-est-pater]

I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

it used to be like that

[alexander]

Soda is just crunchy water

[addicted-to-his-knife]

Nathan: Where’s Shilo?

Mag: Don’t worry about her.

Nathan: Oh I’m sorry, have you met me?

[iguanamouth]

WE JUST SAW PIKACHU IN OSMOSIS JONES???? ??

[iguanamouth]

OH MY GOD???

[laukaps]

fucking god its pikachurin

a brain protein

[billciipher]

“Pikachurin is an extracellular matrix-like retinal protein first described in 2008 in Japan by Shigeru Sato et al., and named after Pikachu, a character of the Pokémon franchise. The name of this “nimble” protein was inspired due to Pikachu’s “lightning-fast moves and shocking electric effects”.”

IM GONAN FUCKIN

[jennyforeigner]

Osmosis Jones was released in 2001. Ozzy and Drix was released in 2002 and ran for 2 seasons. Pikachurin was discovered in 2008. The animators just threw in a fucking pikachu and got lucky.

[aviculor]

Jesus

[ladyinquisitor-deactivated20211]

I am a fly in the ointment. I am a whisper in the shadows. I am also an old, old woman. More than that you need not know.

[chillmascdude]

party idea: as the night goes on, kidz bop versions of songs are mixed in little by little. by the time the party comes to a close, people are too drunk to notice they’ve been dancing to kidz bop for hours

[midnight-owlie]

chaotic hilarious

[outcrying]

concept: you taking me to an aquarium and watching lovingly as i completely ignore you to look at the jellyfish

[deathgripspussy]

twitter is turning into 2013 tumblr

[deathgripspussy]

[ecodyke-hiatus-deactivated20200]

[archcracker]

[zagreus]

[minecraft-pride-flags]

[ghost-from-hell]

Bad Moods by Simon Geis

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

hannibal lecter calmly explaining the elder scrolls games to me over the phone: …but the most recent game is called Skyrim.

me: Skyrin?

hannibal lecter: No no, Skyrim.

me: Right, Skyrin.

hannibal lecter: You’re saying it incorrectly. Skyrim.

me: Yeah, Skyrin.

hannibal lecter: Sky. Rim.

me: Sky.

hannibal lecter: Sky.

me: Rin.

hannibal lecter:

[whitepeopletwitter]

The bean jar

[barreboy]

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…