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wrenrouge

ubercharge

I made it so wherever I look explodes

op of this post probably wasn’t even trying to be the funniest person on earth when they made this video

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king.

meladoodle

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

firelorcl

a dentist

turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

telnaga

does anyone have your ass hurt done

telnaga

please im begging

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telnaga

THANK you jesus

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getwhelmed

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my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

godwasthefirstthotslayer

Yeah cus you never use it

bvbblebeam

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y’all ever have a mental health day so weird that your brain feels like the skittish half-wild horse in a horse girl movie and you have to be the tenacious but tender 12 year old girl who patiently earns its trust

tyrells

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catchymemes

excellentbitch

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

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This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

tybalt-you-saucy-boi

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

silverstrike

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

cryol

I love him

mj-theskywitch

yall r missing the BEST one

your-villainous-neighbour

I might have just found myself a new idol

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I hate that the only way to find new music is to listen to new music………………………….. who made this system

thebootydiaries

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.