Aspen

[aspenparm]

Guess who got strep this bitch but I'm just going to take this as god tryna help me get skinny

[aspenparm]

Dose anyone else feel like u can't start living ur life how u want till ur, ur ugw

[aspenparm]

Sorry I haven't updated like that but I didn't have access to my phone cuz I have to share it with my sister but as for day 2 I went to the resavore with some friends I didn't count but it was definitely ove like 700 and as for day 3 it was my sisters graduation and she wanted Mexican food sooooo I definitely fucked up I think sense I failed litterly every day so far I'd restart

[aspenparm]

Day 1 I ate 230 cals

[aspenparm]

I came up with a get skinny quick scheme and a calendar to start tracking

These took sooooooooo long but I'm very proud and pretty satisfied with them !!!

[aspenparm]

Yooooo what is up my dudes today was great so I'm very happy plus my sister said I have a and I quote "good bikini body" 🤪 so I'm vibin tf out. now I just have to keep it up and I'll finally reach my ugw I hope u f having a great day my love and drink water and that wasn't a request do it do it do it ok gn sweet dreams!!!

[aspenparm]

Heyyy how y'all doin. Sorry I forgot yesterday 😅anyways let's get into today shall we!

Breakfast:

School toast- 60cals

True Moo chocolate milk- 120 cals

Lunch:

School fries- 100cals

Tricks cereal- 110cals

Dinner:

Monster energy pink- 10cals

Exercise:

Walking- 1057

In: +400cals

Out: -1057cals

Net: -657

Well goodbye my love I hope you are very well and drink water. I mean now! Seriously !!

[aspenparm]

What is up my dude I hope ur well. Long story short I forgot to do yesterday's food and I ate way too much today so ima just pretended like it didn't happen. Also I think ima purge w/ lax but idk cuz I HATE it but I also hate being fat so we will see. Goodnight my loves take care and drink water! Rn!!

[aspenparm]

Hiiiiiii lovelies! U thought I forgot didn't u well ur 1/2 right cuz I almost did but that's neither here nor there let's get into the good stuff and discuss what I ate today.

Breakfast:

Coffee- 105cal

1/2 Protein bar- 115cal

Lunch:

1/2 protein bar- 115cal

1/2 veggie sandwich- 200cal (estimated)

Dinner:

Beef jerky- 140cal

Chex mix- 220cal

Diet dr. pepper- 0cal

Workouts:

Walking- -1269(lol 69)

In=895 Out= -1269

Net= -374

[aspenparm]

Yooo what is up how r u how r u I've decided to log everything I eat on here so hopefully I'll actually start losing weight also my birthday is in 16 days and I'm still stuck at 148 so I think it's safe to say I'm calling my lawyer

Also I made this picture so pls I hope ur as proud as I am pls and thank u

Also drink water or I'll sue u too don't test me!!!

[aspenparm]

Also I love how I'm all ima post more and this is my first time posting in over 1/2 a month

[aspenparm]

Yoooo idk why tf I'm so weak uggggggggggg like fuck I'm so sick and tiered of this shit anybody got any good meanspo pls send it my way

[aspenparm]

Bro bro if I'm not skinny by my birthday I'm suing myself and god so I can get enough money to never leave the house again

Also I think ima start posting a lot more

[aspenparm]

Heyyy we were gone for a min but guess who's back on there toxic shit

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[mydeadcarcass]

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

[openyourthird-eye]

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

[ariya-art]

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

[haihl-blog]

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

[phoxae]

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

[rannellstan]

pls

[rannellstan]

you guys. this fucking WORKS. as you can see above, i reblogged this like a month ago and wished for a hamilton ticket. and guess what y'all? i’m seeing hamilton in 2 days. ALWAYS TRUST IN WISHES 💫

[desiring-for-dainty]

~*

[horeeeeeeeee]

I really wish me and R made a long lasting connection on our camping trip.

[bulimarexicfailure2]

Always gotta reblog yo

[patheticanorexics]

let’s hope this works *

[pretty-angel-bones]

I wish I was My ugw

[moonlysound-blog]

I wish I’d start loosing weight and didn’t stop until I was at my ugw

[aspenparm]

Pls let me hit by ugw by Halloween 🎃

[sticksandskin]

you know what could be the saddest thing?

you don’t reach your goal weight and you’ll miss all the trends that go by. High-waisted shorts, button up skirts, turtlenecks, funky glasses, windbreakers. you’ll miss this generation’s moments of fashion bc you’ll be too big to pull it off. sad

[aspenparm]

[aspenparm]

My friends want to do this picnic and I really don’t want to go because they are ALL bringing high calorie food but I still need to hang out with them because I suck at texting sooooo I think I’m just going to bring some low cal food and just eat that sooooo CeLErY I guess