Asphyxs System

artists learning tumblr - we reblog a lot.

[laundryload]

i don't believe that man has ever been to medical school

[bamsara]

COTLtober Day 4: Flower

Some fluffy dense Narilamb while I try to catch up on the prompt list lmao. I like it when they're stupid

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

orange when every streamer voices her with a really gruff tough guy voice

[zolovana]

awesome artfight attack

design by ChaotiXcowboy

[bamsara]

My artfight attack for @bogor-o of their Narinder and Ovidia!

Soft Narilamb....

[shithowdy]

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[donutfloats]

Happy belated Yurimas! Have middle-aged yuri for the soul

[abandoned-quiche]

why does sans know the expressions of someone who's died anywhere from 1-10 times in a row

[abandoned-quiche]

honestly i hadn't considered the fact that he means the face of someone who's died multiple times in a videogame but yeah it makes sense that he'd know what THAT looks like and it makes sense your face would be the same in this situation

[wheredoisign]

[aeonlamb]

[kingscrown666]

This belovéd weirdo

[futureevilscientist]

Unironically, this is why society would crumble without diversity

[shiftythrifting]

Admin Ten sez:

They’re not Wrong

[im-in-your-mind]

fuck legal names your truest deadname is the steam username you picked out age 11

[gaytanic-panic]

[electricxmayhem]

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

[styxxsyringe]

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