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daughterofscotland

See the source for the whole comic, it’s brilliant.

Soft Butch

High femme

futch,,

#they don't have coke

blacklion

cant believe lance and hunk invented supporting their bf when hes sad ??

shanastoryteller

drarry, circusbrat!harry au

okay first off harry straight up kill voldemort when he’s a year old. he’s gone goodbye poof.

now that that’s out of the way: harry still gets sent to the dursleys because dumbledore is dumbledumb. which is all like whatever until at the age of 6 the french circus comes to town. and harry figures joining the circus is an excellent way to get away from his abusive guardians, so he does.

now these people are good, honest folk. they don’t normally going around stealing children. but harry couldn’t be more of an obviously mistreated orphan if he had it tattooed on his face. so the circus is just like whatever, okay. and the dursleys file a missing child report and aren’t really that upset when harry never turns up again.

except a year later sirius black is finally a free man again. and he and moony go marching to collect his godson, only to discover he’s missing and presumed dead. none of their magic can find him. they’re devastated and pissed. dumbledore, the biggest idiot, hires them for the dada and arithmancy positions.

harry on the other hand is Very Happy with his new eclectic family back in france. the trapeze artist and the lion tamer are married, so they talk on the role of the boy’s parents, and harry is very happy with his lesbian moms. he’s friends with the strongman and loves helping take care of the animals, and the bearded lady has a wonderful singing voice that she uses him to usher him to sleep. and as he grows he becomes more involved with the acts. he’s primarily part of the acrobatic trapeze team, but he works with lions too, and does other stuff. he can’t quite hit the apple on top of someone’s head while they’re being spun around a wooden wheel at 15 mph, but it’s not from lack of practice. also the knife thrower is a hilarious seventy year old man that only refers to harry as grandson. but he also has his own show - he’s the snake charmer, of course he is. he had a gaggle of giant and deadly snakes that are more than happy to help their human friend perform his tricks for the easy, comfortable existence he provides. harry loves his life.

back at hogwarts, the triwizard games have begun in order to celebrate the 15 year anniversary of voldemorts demise. the goblet works a little differently - instead of submitting names, each headmaster just dumps their student roster in there and lets the goblet decide.

and out pops harry potter’s name. the crowd goes wild - harry potter is dead! except not. his name should have magically disappeared from the roster when harry died, but it didn’t. and also the goblet is a magically binding contract, so now they have to go track down harry potter to tell him he has to participate in an extremely dangerous tournament that he could die in.

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#TAG YOURSELF I'M 'IDK NOT MY PROBLEM NOW'

shanastoryteller

drarry, circusbrat!harry au

okay first off harry straight up kill voldemort when he’s a year old. he’s gone goodbye poof.

now that that’s out of the way: harry still gets sent to the dursleys because dumbledore is dumbledumb. which is all like whatever until at the age of 6 the french circus comes to town. and harry figures joining the circus is an excellent way to get away from his abusive guardians, so he does.

now these people are good, honest folk. they don’t normally going around stealing children. but harry couldn’t be more of an obviously mistreated orphan if he had it tattooed on his face. so the circus is just like whatever, okay. and the dursleys file a missing child report and aren’t really that upset when harry never turns up again.

except a year later sirius black is finally a free man again. and he and moony go marching to collect his godson, only to discover he’s missing and presumed dead. none of their magic can find him. they’re devastated and pissed. dumbledore, the biggest idiot, hires them for the dada and arithmancy positions.

harry on the other hand is Very Happy with his new eclectic family back in france. the trapeze artist and the lion tamer are married, so they talk on the role of the boy’s parents, and harry is very happy with his lesbian moms. he’s friends with the strongman and loves helping take care of the animals, and the bearded lady has a wonderful singing voice that she uses him to usher him to sleep. and as he grows he becomes more involved with the acts. he’s primarily part of the acrobatic trapeze team, but he works with lions too, and does other stuff. he can’t quite hit the apple on top of someone’s head while they’re being spun around a wooden wheel at 15 mph, but it’s not from lack of practice. also the knife thrower is a hilarious seventy year old man that only refers to harry as grandson. but he also has his own show - he’s the snake charmer, of course he is. he had a gaggle of giant and deadly snakes that are more than happy to help their human friend perform his tricks for the easy, comfortable existence he provides. harry loves his life.

back at hogwarts, the triwizard games have begun in order to celebrate the 15 year anniversary of voldemorts demise. the goblet works a little differently - instead of submitting names, each headmaster just dumps their student roster in there and lets the goblet decide.

and out pops harry potter’s name. the crowd goes wild - harry potter is dead! except not. his name should have magically disappeared from the roster when harry died, but it didn’t. and also the goblet is a magically binding contract, so now they have to go track down harry potter to tell him he has to participate in an extremely dangerous tournament that he could die in.

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shanastoryteller

i wanna do another retold fairytale, but i can’t decide what so feel free to send me suggestions

@ the people who sent requests for a retold catskin and retold tam lin - both of those are in the works but theyre still Percolating. but i will be doing both of those so no fear

aspidocheloner2-blog

hi listen it's weird but i love me some peter pan and lost boys so uh,, hello. i don't even have ideas i just love those neverland brats.

#fake #i do have an idea #it just involves wendy replacing peter because that's how they keep neverland going- the 'peter pan' makes it exist #all of the lost boys are children who were abused and peter stole them to take them to a safe place (neverland)#or PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR #give me a neverland that's on the knife's edge of too wrong #too dark #of lost boys with dangerous toys and the laughs of hunters #give me peter with a shark's smile and tinkerbell who's more fae than fairy but she's already made her deal #mhmmmm darknesss

alolan-persians

why are you people like this

tornadofag-moved-deactivated201

ok, no, what the actual fuck??? these are literally fucking children, i don’t care if y’all’re saying this as a joke or what, you’re still really fucking nasty. you should be ashamed if you even joked about this. gay doesn’t immediately equal “OuO h,,ot,, se,,x,,,,y ya.o..is ~o~” not. at. all. when you paint children to be sexual, or even, being in the act of sex, you are creating child porn. no. exceptions. this short film is about two closeted children who find out about eachother’s romantic attraction to eachother. nothing more, nothing less. if you think love is only about sex, shame on you. people don’t date for the other’s genitals, and if you do, then that’s your fuck buddy, not your significant other.

oh and by the way, while i’m at it, dear straight women who get off to yaoi, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you. gay men are gay men, not your sex toys, not your means of masturbation, not your gaybies. fuck. you.

bodily-estro

gOD PREACH IT

rileyfriarhart-moved-deactivate

cute things to call your girlfriend

demon queen

mythic bitch

the almighty

spidermanwlw-deactivated2018052

reminder that In a Heartbeat is a short film FOR LGBT people so they can see that their love is not predatory and not inherently adult. It’s a short film to showcase that LGBT love can be innocent and pure and also shows younger lgbt people that they’re okay and they’re deserving of love. This is NOT a short film for straight people to fetishize, it’s not here for you to freak out about your “OTP!!1!1” and further the feeling of otherness that LGBT people already experience. Lastly, do not sexualize this short film, they’re fucking children and LGBT people are already hyper-sexualized.

septemberequinox

im reclaiming national girlfriends day for the gay girls. if you’re a girl attracted to girls, reblog this and i’ll select a random gal to get a $10 gift card to the place of their choice (barnes and noble, sephora, mcdonalds, hell i’ll give you $10 on paypal or donate to a charity of your choice if you don’t have an idea in mind)

#TreatYoSelfLadies

(don’t have to be following me but i’d appreciate it, get parental permission if you’re a minor, must be willing to give an email address for the e-gift card, and the place has to accept paypal payment for gift cards so you can get your thing).

non-wlw can signal boost for their followers and this is open to trans and nb gals.

feclairy-deactivated20180210

hi, allura has an outfit with the trans flag colors, and will pilot the blue lion and! kick ass with her purple magic while wearing her pink paladin armor, so i guess it’s pretty safe to say trans bi allura confirmed so jot that the FUCK down!!!!!

thorahathi-deactivated20170410

kuroken + palette 131 for tsukier

Kuroo, let him finish the game ok

freshwaterbear-deactivated20210

@shanastoryteller telling me about her day after a long day at work

#pure

theblasianbarbie

stop bullying that white boy about the frog in his mouth he seems nice

writing-prompt-s

You have many of the abilities of a Disney princess. You can talk to animals, people burst into song around you, and it seems every other day a “Prince Charming” type falls madly in love with you. As one of the most feared mafia enforcers in New York, it’s tough, but you make it work.