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[poisonnightmares]

[thoughtportal]

[houndmother]

thinking about how even gay rights just. aren’t taken seriously by your average well meaning liberal. i’m thinking about how coworkers a few jobs ago just chuckled when i said i didn’t want chicfila bc of their donations to anti gay efforts. more recently, a trans girl who works at my gym told me that her bosses wouldn’t let her hang a pride flag in the gym. This is despite it being a place that is largely queer and a strongly ‘liberal’ soace, because “conservatives go here too.” At what point do certain ideas become unacceptable? at what point do we stop having conversations about queer rights because yes we all know gay people deserve rights? “conservatives come here too!” okay and you’re okay with that? you want that? there’s people who will be made uncomfortable by something as simple as a pride flag and you’re okay with that? you’re accommodating it? have some fucking conviction! do the minimum!

[metalandmagi]

Celestial Monsters: A summary

Every single semidios: How do we know we can trust Xio? He's a lying piece of shit who deserves to die for betraying us.

Xio: Actually, I'm trying out they/them pronouns.

Every single semidios: Oh sorry. THEY'RE a lying piece of shit who deserves to die for betraying us.

[leresq]

WE LOVE YOU PEDRO

[catsofyore]

Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.

[crippled-peeper]

you can’t save the world but you can save some bugs which is pretty cool and also important

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[petewentzisblack1312]

we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.

[petewentzisblack1312]

like if a fetus isnt a person it has no right to my body and if a fetus IS a peson it also has no right to my body because there is no other context in which we are required to put ourselves at risk of physical harm to preserve another persons safety or even life.

you dont have to save someone from drowning even if youre a strong swimmer. even in death youre not required to donate organs and that could save several people. you can kill someone if you truly believe your safety is at risk. we dont mandate preservation of life over autonomy in any of these circumstances.

[jackedjacket]

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

[swollenbabyfat]

Lion! ⭐️

[draconym]

My current Imaginary Scenario is to pretend I'm a mouse in a sort of Beatrix Potter World and imagine all the different objects in my house and how I obtained them. You know, spool of thread side table I stole from an old lady's purse. Velvet ring box armchair I found discarded in the park after a failed marriage proposal. Pocket square bed linens I liberated from the coat of a man distracted by a pretentious argument about beer. Bottle cap dishes also liberated during that argument. Beaded curtain that used to be a Mardi Gras necklace. That sort of thing.

[draconym]

Some things I would buy on Facebook Marketplace to furnish my Mousecore room if I were rich

[draconym]

Important additions

[emillelavender]

Obsessed with this! Please accept my humble submissions

[halloweenlexi]

Vintage Halloween Napkins

[micahruiz]

transfemme and transmasc solidarity! (prints, stickers, digital download, and tattoo tickets available)

[Start ID/ Digital art of two hormone vials that have been repurposed as flower vases sit next to each other. On the left, there's lavender sprigs sprouting from the estradiol valerate vial and on the right, purple pansies sprout from the testosterone cypionate vial. /end ID]

[vigilantsycamore]

English spelling isn't that hard to understand as long as you also understand French orthography, Dutch orthography, the Great Vowel Shift, the Latin language, the history of the printing press, and the etymology of every word introduced to English in the last 600 years

[lacefuneral]

for my followers who do not watch severance:

dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive

[lacefuneral]

helly is mark's boss but mark is helly's boss. mark and helly are in love but mark isn't in love with helly but helly is in love with mark and possibly with mark? because helly had sex with mark and then helly got jealous of helly so mark and helly had sex but helly and mark haven't had sex so who can really say

[lacefuneral]

the office looks like this

[lacefuneral]

one of the cruelest psychological tortures that occurs in this show is a woman being forced to write thank you notes

[lacefuneral]

this child outranks the main characters

[moniquill]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

She's also publicly stated that she believes that anyone who reads her books or watches her shows and films does so because they explicitly agree with her political views.

There's no "agree to disagree" with her work. Every time you pick up her work or talk about it you are saying to her "I agree with you Joanne" whether you like it or not.