The Arcana

I just want to take a moment to appreciate the game that finally makes me file for bankruptcy.

[warpromisedarchive]

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Every “i” is replaced by “iii”  Every “e” is replaced by “c” Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x” Add “isms” to the end of it

[drrockbell]

Drrxcbcllisms

I hate it

[liveandletrain]

liiivcxndlctrxiiinisms

[cataclysmofstars]

cxtxclysmxfstxrsisms

[vardaaa]

fxt-flubbcr-scxlisms

[midnightmilker-deactivated20190]

Miiidniiightmiiilkcrisms

[themidnighttiger]

Thcmiiidniiighttiiigcrisms

[arcana-duderino]

Xrexnx-dudcriiinxisms

[asrasapprentice-blog]

Xsrxsxpprcntiiiccisms

[slippery-julian]

[Julian, at the beginning of his route]

Julian: oh no, you don’t want to fall in love with me, im a handful

MC, excitedly: i have two hands!!!

[laizy-boy04-deactivated20220501]

that Loki and Scarlet news for a series.

[wlw]

if i had the money for my fashion sense I’d be unstoppable

[pon-ee]

Don’t be mean they’re his fucking spirit animal.

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

if you read this ur gay

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

if u rb this ur twice as gay

[noneofthekingshad-arthurization]

I can’t risk not being a double gay

[leaveatnight]

lucio: *screaming from being burnt alive in his room*

nadia:

[countgoat]

[thrandilf]

Lucio: -starts unnecessary petty bitchy drama for no reason-

Valerius, with a glass of wine:

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[chaosinacoffeecup]

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

[therobotmonster]

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

[saltchip]

tbh my music taste is so hard to describe like it’s literally everything except for the songs i dont like

[feelrosevibe]

Accurate as hell

[valtsv]

im sowwy….but im afwaid you have the *lowers voice to a whisper* buwubonic pwague

[books-read-in-nooks]

“If you love books so much - why is it I never see you reading?”

me:

[sweetalnazar]

Lucio: Are you a boy or a girl?

Asra: I’m a magician

Lucio: No, what’s between your legs?

Asra: MC usually

[damndevorak]

lucio: it’s ya boy

lucio: skinny penis devil dick

[dreamyarcana]

Asra: Why are you ignoring your own wife?

Lucio: I’m playing hard to get

Asra: Why would you do that you’re already hard to want?

[starlitsequins]

adventure time on its dying breath: