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@ass4days12
I take back everything I said about this show
Something I noticed…
Rose and Greg, Lars and Sadie, they’re both couples where one person is pink and magical, and the other is a rockstar.
However, there is another parallel.
Greg’s gimmick was space, and Rose was from space.
Sadie’s gimmick is death, and Lars is dead.
This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going
temple fusion Expectation
temple fusion Reality
and I for one like the volcano deity much better
He Sits On Her Face
She was so pretty. Each of her features were flawless from her smooth, fair skin, to her well-kept, ebony locks. Her lips and nose were so thin and small, very much like her body frame. She weighed 95 pounds and hardly stood at 5 feet tall. She truly was beautiful, and even she knew that. She knew that so well in fact that she was used to getting what she wanted, using her looks. That didnt work this time however, which is how she wound up with her gorgeous face mere inches away from the massive, hairy and filthy bare ass of the man that she would quickly regret messing with. Despite her clearly being the most stunning women that this man had ever seen, he did not care. No one tries to steal from him and gets away with it. She stared in to his shitty crack, quivering and terrified, trying her best to break free from the ropes that bound her to the bed, but there was no use. She couldnt even look away because the mans monsterous legs locked her in place, which his back facing her. The stench was horrific. He grins down at her over his shoulder, spanking his huge globes as a tease.
“Damn, you have such a pretty face. It’s a real shame that it won’t be so pretty once I rub my shitty ass all over it. I recently took a shit too and made sure not to wipe. Why waste the toilet paper when I have a pretty bitches mouth right here? Plus, I can’t even remember the last time I showered. You never know when I have to deal with some bitch who’s dumb enough to try and steal from me.”
His grin widened as he reached back and pulled his gargantuan cheeks apart to reveal what was to come. The womans eyes widened in shock. How could anyones ass possibly be that dirty and smell so terrible? The hairs in his crack were coiled with shit, just as his rank hole was covered in it. He didnt lie when he said he just recently used the bathroom and didnt wipe.
“This is what you get for stealing from me, bitch!”
She begins to cry and plead, but the much larger man ignores her entirely, swiftly silencing her by slamming his filthy asshole on to her lips, burying her tiny face in to his deep crack. His ass was so massive that it engulfed her face, with his cheeks even touching the bed beneath her. The stench wouldve been out of this world, and all she could do was scream. This only gave the man pleasure however, while he sat his unwiped ass on her face comfortably, feeling the vibrations of her screams against his hole.
“Fuck yeah! Scream in to my fucking ass bitch! Oh fuck!”
He proceeded to ride her pretty face with his shitty ass, grinding back and forth wildly, as if he were using her face as an itching post. Sliding his dirty hole up and down her (once) gorgeous features, the man used her entire face to wipe his ass clean, as if she were toilet paper. He really rubbed his stinky crack in deep and hard in to her face, completely smearing her beautiful face with his dirt. Thick and vivid skid marks were left while he gave her the worst stinkface imaginable, from the top of her forehead down to her bottom lip. The more he rubbed his filthy ass in to her stunning face, the more vivid the shit stains that were left behind were, and the cleaner his ass got. It really was like he was using her as nothing but toilet paper.
“Fuck, your face feels great in my ass. Maybe I’ll use it as my toilet paper from now on. That’s all a stealing bitch like you is worth.”
The man snickered, halting his vicious ass attack as he got off of her face for but a moment to take a glance at his work. The formerly beautiful woman now had thick mud stains and sweat coating her face.
“HAHAHA. Fuck, that’s hot. I’ve gotta say, the brown goes really well with the rest of your makeup.”
He couldnt help but burst in to laughter, all while she gagged violently, fighting the urge to throw up. She stunk as poorly as his ass now and it was all she could smell. However, despite his ass being rather clean now, thanks to having it wiped clean using the former models face, he didnt give the attack up. Out of nowhere, he slammed his ass back into her face, forcing her nose deep up his shit chute. He rode her face yet again, with her nose inside of him this time, bouncing up and down lightly while riding her, as if he were using it to fuck him.
“Mmmmmm fuck yeah. You may have cleaned my ass bitch, which I know I said would be all you would need to do and I would let you go. But, there’s one more duty that you’re gonna need to fulfil… mmmmmm.”
The man moaned while he rubbed his ass into her face, pressing down as hard as he could with all of his weight to get her pointed nose as deep up his asshole as he could. He began to slowly, and sensually, rub his ass in to her pretty face in a circular motion, forcing her tiny head to follow. He started to stroke at his dick wildly, cranking at it while he seductively massaged his hole with the womans face. He was really getting in to it. He suddenly slowed down and came to a halt, spreading his ass cheeks to open up his hole as wide as he could to force her entire nose inside of him. Then, suddenly, he released a fart so monsterous that it shook her entire head.
BBBBBBPPPRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT!
The smell just about knocked her unconscious, as she gagged violently while coughing and spluttering in to the mans ass. Despite the stench being shot right up her nose, he still managed to smell it himself, and even he choked and the foul smell.
“HAHAHA fuck that stinks! Tastes my farts, bitch. Taste them. Mmm, fuck I’m getting close. I’m about to pick the pace up again, so you better get ready!”
She definitely wasnt ready. She was shifting in and out of consciousness from that fart alone. She would surely pass out if this continued. But, the man didnt care, while he pushed her nose out of his asshole. Then, he resumed his nasty stinkface, but this time, it was much harder and much more intense than the first time. The womans head rocketed back and forth hard while his ass REALLY rubbed in to her face. The entire bed was rocking even. It was too much for her and she was even starting to suffocate, so she began to scream in to his ass again, which of course, only amplified his pleasure. He moaned loudly, grinding his swampy ass in to her formerly pretty face while cranking at his throbbing dick. He didnt stop riding her face. It was almost as if he were riding a mechanical bull. He didnt give in. Bringing his hole down to her mouth, he proceeded to rubs his ass in so hard that he forced her small lips open, grinding his now clean crack on to her tongue, forcing her to rim him. Despite having wiped all of his shit on to her face, it stilll wasnt at its cleanest. Plus, the sweat and stink were bad enough. So couldnt help but gag from the awful taste, all while slowly slipping out of consciousness. The man was going through ecstasy, and practically screamed in pleasure as he used her wet tongue to massage his crack.
“OH FUCK, OH FUCK, IM ABOUT TO GO!”
As he jerked at his dick harder and faster, he sprayed cum all over her petite, naked body, all while, she passed out cold from the stench and exhaustion of suffering under his rank ass.
“Ahhh, fuck yeah…”
He finally decides to get off of her now unconscious mug to take a glance at the piece of art he left. A once beautiful, former model with her face covered in shit stains and her body covered in cum. He, couldnt help but snicker and take his leave with a smile on his face.
Kanchiyo
Can I open my eyes yet? I want to see my babies in their costumes.
Hence why Toph Beifong is my favorite badass character ever. Followed by Zuko of course. 😝
I love that Toph believes that she is one of the most badass people ever to exist in the Avatar universe, is not shy about saying so, and is absolutely correct.
Shit, just watch the way she curbstomps Korra without even trying.
The reason Toph Beifong has lived so long is that death is rightly afraid of trying to claim her <3
Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch
Source?
episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.
Patrick was cold for that
And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING
EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend
real friends……how many of us?
And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son
Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini
Psyche!! His birthday is February 26th. Hez a Pisces. http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Patrick_Star
And when he convinced spongebob he was ugly
that time gary left spongebob for the cookie in patrick pocket and patrick aint have no issue claimin that lil nigga as his own
When Patrick and Spongebob had a baby and Patrick’s lying ass wasn’t going to work and was eating sundaes at his house!!
Patrick ain’t bout shit
Here for the Patrick drag @mysticdragoonzeref
When Patrick stole Spongebob Grandma & never acknowledged spongebob feelings when he cried!
RIGHT!!!! THIS NIGGA STOLE HIS WHOLE GRANDMA!!!!! LIKE WTF KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU! YOU KNOW GRANDMA’S ARE SACRED BEINGS!
Didn’t Patrick snitch on SpongeBob on free balloon day or someshit? And become a fry cook to SPECIFICALLY take SpongeBob’s shine at the fast food Olympics???
Yup and worked with Plankton just to piss him off smh
And Patrick kept the embarrassing picture of SpongeBob from the Christmas party to laugh at
Damn y’all right.
I fucking love this post 😭😂
I’m specifically here for Mars defending us Geminis from this trashass starfish
A few cartoons that featured POC leads. Feel free to add any others that you know of!
WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG
Why did he just snap like this. His vocals 😭😂