Saddest girl to ever hold a martini

lily

[pandabibble]

[problematick]

[rosegardensthorns]

women don’t owe men SHIT but if you see jack antonoff or aaron dessner you DO owe them a little pat on the head

[cheaphalloweencostume]

How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

[cocainejuul]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

ave calamaria

[deadeyesopened]

having trauma feels so cringe sometimes like ohhhh look at me look at me my mom was mean when I was little and it's going to continue to affect me and all my relationships for the rest of my life. I'm gonna be sick

[notinlove]

i hate when people start asking what sign i am. I am a sign from god. start running.

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[prokopetz]

I think sometimes cats don’t actually know what specifically they want – they’re just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling “I YEARN” on the off chance that you’ll be able to do something about it.

[ot3]

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

[e8luhs]

cats will see a closed door and they will be like HELLO for the love of god HELLO and then you open it and then theyre like oh okay. bye.

[aletheyass]

honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like

[azzandra]

Yeah, but they didn’t know that yet because brothers had only just been invented.

[beardedmrbean]

[memewhore]

[heckyeahponyscans]

my future Pokemon team

[guerrillatech]

[hornpoint]

i love that stupid double fisted overhead punch they always do on star trek

[hornpoint]

fuck your life

[drefvalentine]

a comprehensive list of possible apartment maintenance issues, according to the online portal:

you either have spiders or its something else

[brucebocchi]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

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