Grumpy Babysitter

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invincibleircnclad‌:

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“Peter Parker is a good kid, Happy,” Tony said as he looked out the window. Every time he passed the Empire State Building, he wondered what would have happened if the Chitauri invasion had succeeded. Would it still be standing?

“I want you to keep an eye on him. Can you do that?”

He had a feeling the favor was coming, he really didn’t want to watch over the kid. It wasn’t that he had anything against him, but he just wasn’t exactly qualified to be a babysitter. Though he of course didn’t voice any of these thoughts, instead he let out a bit of a sigh. 

“Of course sir..” he looked straight ahead at the traffic they were currently making their way through. “He is definitely... an energetic kid.” 

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resckue‌:

𝐏𝐄𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒 briefly. “ happy – i mean he couldn’t have gone far, right? ”

“I’ve looked everywhere, it’s like he has just up and disappeared!” He was honestly a bit annoyed, because he prided himself on his ability to keep an eye on Tony. 

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lievmuses‌:

Welcome @assetmanager to the madhouse!

“I just spend four hours in a meeting about something I had no idea I was involved, I need to talk to Obadiah, I think he is punishing me for some reason.” Tony told his driver already wanting to lock himself at his lab for the rest of the night.

“Mr. Stane? Punish you? Unheard of.” the sarcasm was layered on thick, unable to really help himself. It was made even more evident by the fact that he couldn’t quite keep the smile off his face. “...but if I had to pick a moment to which he felt the need to punish you.. I would say it was that charity event you promised you would go to but ended up skipping out on to go to some celebrities birthday party.” 

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@peaceinourrtime​ II Starter Call II Verse: TBA

“I got you those cheeseburgers you asked for.” He thought about arguing the fact that food for burger king could hardly be called burgers but he figured it wasn’t really worth his time just this once. 

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@sensesdialed II Starter Call II Verse: Told you he was a good kid

“You don’t have an off button do you?” He was mostly teasing, always finding himself amazed at the sheer volume of which the kid could talk. 

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@soulgiven II Starter Call II Verse: TBA

“Jesus Christ!! You scared the shit out of me!” His fear of Natasha still hadn’t quite wavered in all the years passed, and she knew it. “W-what brings you by Miss Romanoff?” 

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@ircnheir II Starter Call II Verse: TBA

“Come on, is that all you got?” He couldn’t keep the smile off his face, he always did love the chance to step back in the ring even if he was just teaching rather than fighting. “You gotta put more force behind your punches.” 

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@geniuslegacy II Starter Call II Verse: TBA

“So I do believe I owe you some cheeseburgers. You hungry?” a soft smile spread across his face as he looked down at her.

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@gammacombined II Starter Call II Verse: TBA

“So what.. exactly is it you are doing? If you don’t mind me asking.” He had time to kill, Tony taking his sweet time as perusal to get ready for the event he was suppose to be driving him to, so he found himself relaxing and waiting in the lab and well.. bored. 

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@lovedu3000 II Starter Call II Verse: TBA

“So I was thinking we would go get some ice cream, how does that sound?” Was he spoiling her? Probably, but he couldn’t quite bring himself to care. It was always so hard to put on a brave face for her, but he was determined to be there for the little girl, he owed Tony that much. 

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@pintsizehero II Starter Call II Verse: TBA

“Who exactly are you again? One of Parker’s friends?” He realized he probably sounded a bit rude, but he was exhausted. It had been a long week and it would seem he had the worst luck when it came running into hyper superheros.

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greenwithgamma‌:

Bruce’s head snaps up at the sound of the other’s voice, turning around to face the other briefly before returning to his work. Hiding the smallest of smiles, he’s very aware of Stark’s whereabouts- the billionaire hiding away from his meeting as he wanted to finish up what he and Bruce were trying to accomplish in the lab. 

“Tony? Oh, no. sᴏʀʀʏ.” The doctor feigned ignorance, not looking at the other stood in the door, hiding the fact he found this all too funny- he knew Happy was only trying to do his job, but Tony needed a break from all that work.

Happy squinted a bit, he wasn’t entirely sure he believed the doctor.  He knew that the two had been working on something together, and he knew how one track minded Tony could get when he was on the verge of a new discovery. Walking a bit further into the room he glanced around, trying to see if he could find any obvious hiding spots that the billionaire might try to be using to avoid him. 

“You sure? Pepper seemed pretty sure that he was with you last.” He loved his job, but in moments like this sometimes he entertained an early retirement.

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nxthelpless‌:

Quite lucky for the both of them that the lady at the front desk did get her a badge, she’d just kept it out of sight for the time being. Getting one had been such a pain when she’d been on such a tight schedule. “Here,” she offered, then showed him the badge that quite clearly said who she was. Agent Sharon Carter. “I was hoping to catch Pepper before she left for the day.”

He eyed the badge presented to him, deciding that it was legit. He thought about going through the hassle of reminding her that the badges needed to be visible at all times, but there was something about the look of her that told him that wasn’t such a good idea. “She is in the middle of a meeting right now, but I can take you up to the waiting area outside her office if you want.” 

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bcstcopilot‌:

It’s not easy to catch the android off guard, but the man succeeds. Jarvis twitches in surprise, hand jolting where it’s currently buried inside his stomach, the panel there open and circuits exposed. “…..my apologies. I typically try to avoid anyone seeing….this. It can be rather unnerving, as I understand it.” There’s a jolt, his eye twitching rapidly as he brushes a faulty wire. “I have a f-f-f-f-few minor repairs to make.”

It was definitely a whole new level of unnerving that’s for sure, but honestly probably not the weirdest things he has walked in on. To be perfectly honest he had forgot the reason he had even come into the main lab at all. “Do you...” he paused realizing it’s probably a stupid question, but he is curious. “ feel pain when you do that?” 

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MY BOI!! HIM STILL HANGING AROUND AND BEING THERE FOR PETER MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME. OKAY? OKAY. 

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@bcstcopilot II Starter Call II Verse: TBA

“....I don’t get paid enough for this.” Was the first thing out of his mouth, though he didn’t entirely mean it. He wasn’t even entirely sure what he was looking at, but then again it was a feeling he had grown use to over the years.