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diana | humor | musician | always craving mint chocolate chip icecream

[stereocyon]

first apartment checklist

i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together! 

fog machine

[gif87a-com]

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[cappucino-commie]

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

[xeppeli]

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

and the last

[tastefullyoffensive]

Just to prove he can. (via elinmeat)

[staraptor]

remember the Smells Like Ass gif

[staraptor]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Pics that make you let out a gutteral sound of disgust

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[daisyjazzridley]

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

[grumsal]

they’re *finally* making sexy oliver twist

[ajyson]

“please, daddy, i want some more”

[jonbutter]

not only do i want this post deleted, but i want the entire channel of NBC deleted right this minute

[mistressmalfoy]

[sa2ha]

Accidentally got in a fight with a girl today, and she put me in a headlock and I didn’t even try to fight back because that’s literally the closest thing to a hug I’ve gotten from someone my age unlike years and I am so touch starved

anon i feel so bad for you but Im Screaming

[sixpenceee]

Meet Coby the cat. I think his eyes are brightest of all the colors.

[yermemeblog]

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

[fromrushhourwithlove]

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

[honeynutfemios-deactivated20181]

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

[fiftyshadesofmacandcheese]

Where can I buy her album tho

[blackwaluigi]

that vibrato

[gimme10dollas]

SHE SOUND SO GOOD!!!!!

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[black-culture]

[temilasha]

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.