Heller Queen

heller and professional clown😌 Dean stan first, person second 🎉 she/her🦖

[mwagneto]

i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)

[conker-shell]

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

[the-ghoulmaster]

happy Julius Caesar Backshots Day to all who sail within her

[felderwin]

this trend on tumblr where everyone is larping as a literary theorist in this affected dark academia type tone mixed in with like stan twitter mannerisms but it’s also about like supernatural or whatever. whenever i see it i either think it’s the smartest coolest thing ever or super lame there’s never any in between 

[felderwin]

y’all will be like “the way misha collins confirmed that castiel shaves his dick and balls…. its about the PATTERNS the habitual performance of femininity and masculinity interwined. did not patrocles in a way shave his dick and balls when he donned achilles armor at the gates of troy?? don’t we all in a way?? #castiel my beloved…” and then i mentally spin a little wheel that decides whether i think you’re a genius and i tell you your post made me insane 

[bubbles-is-hardcore]

You know, Sam Winchester gets a lot of flack for the fact that all of his girlfriends die but at least it’s always a random thing. Dean on the other hand?? So much worse!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Dean stan till I die but it is undeniably crazy.

My man had three boyfriends and all of them died. The big difference is the fact that they all died the exact same way. Dean (though however unintentional) convinced three supernatural beings to LITERALLY KILL THEMSELVES FOR HIM!!

He had all of them so deeply in love with him, he didn’t even have to really ask.

First we have Benny

He fell hard for Dean in Purgatory and was kinda dependent on him outside of it. It hurt Benny a ton when Dean had to cut contact because of Sam. Even then, he still willingly died and went back to the place he had tried for so long to escape. All for Dean and to make sure he was happy.

Then we have the King himself, Crowley.

Dude stabbed himself in the chest to give Dean time to escape. No illusion or trick, just a straight up suicide bomb to distract Lucifer. He clearly caught serious feelings for Dean over the years, especially after he got the mark and turned into a demon. Even though Dean straight up rejected him, he still was too deep in love. He committed suicide to keep him safe.

Then there’s the one and only, Castiel.

He died for Dean multiple times and had been in love with him for so long but this last one was really it. He confessed how much he loved Dean to his face! He said I love you! Knowing he would die if he did! All to save Dean! All to give him a chance! FUCK IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE THIS ONE HURTS!

Basically, Dean had men falling over each other to sacrifice themselves because they were so in love with him and he still had the gall to think he was unlovable.

In conclusion, Dean Winchester is the most oblivious man in the universe.

[drulalovescas]

Dean: says words

Cas: What is this beautiful man that I desire carnally talking about????

Top tier relationship dynamics actually

[souporsaladnatural]

I know ppl have all kinds of theories on why jackles opinion on destiel seemingly did a 180° out of nowhere, but my personal favorite is that he just went back and like. Watched the show

[pinkdean]

Personally a big believer that dean never formally comes out, not because of internalized homophobia or anything, but because he just assumes everyone can tell. Like he thinks it would be an insult to their intelligence to inform someone that he's attracted to men

[bobbyjean]

[saltchurch]

reblog to push jensen ackles down a well

[bathroomcube]

i want a glass of water themed birthday party

[asshole-outlaw]

So close!!!!! That's actually called a pool party! Hope this helps 😚🌊🏊🏼‍♀️

[butch--dan]

insane tv show

[bobwess]

Sam, three feet away in a car with the windows open, desperately trying to mind his own business.

[chocolatecakecas]

pov: you're at dean winchester's 45th birthday bash

[daddiestmothman]

[googledocsdyke]

it's like. he's a son. he's a daughter. he's a bad man. he's a serial killer. he's a cowboy. he's a xerox machine. he's a mother. he's a loose cannon. he's bad writing. he's good writing. he's a swiftie. he's a hero. he's an antihero. he's bad bisexual rep. he's han solo. no he's not. he's a father. he's his father. he's an alcoholic. he's a control freak. he's the michael sword. he's a child. he's a husband. he's a housewife. he's a mechanic. he's the last great american queerbait. he's a soldier. he's a redditor. he's a violent urge. he's a failed man. he's a construct. he's a parody. he's a revenge arc. he's a tragic hero. he's a widow. he's a divorcee. he's a dancer. he's a righteous man. he's a photocopy. he's never wrong. he's always wrong. he's irredeemable. he's redemption. he's a pop culture geek. he's kinda butch. he's a painted whore. he's an archetype. he's an homage. he's a drag king. he's just a guy. he's a hooker with a heart of gold.

[googledocsdyke]

he's a christ figure. he's a deadbeat dad. he's the final girl. he's some guy. he's a scammer. he's a ladies' man. he's a sacrificial lamb. he's an aquarius. he's a game of thrones fan. he's a note on camp.

[googledocsdyke]

HE'S A BIRTHDAY BOY

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

[gideonisms]

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way