Luigi’s Malice AMV

andrew | 25 | they/them | cat enthusiast | nb, pan | BLM, ACAB, FREE PALESTINE

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[goracememy]

[yourlocalsubmissivegirlfailure]

i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

[catbountry]

This one was always my favorite:

[unicornfan]

please be careful with these, they’re antiques

[atamajakki]

i literally said “even the cop gets in trouble” like, yesterday

[yorickalas]

[max--phillips]

AND YET!

Pope Leo is letting American bishops entirely ban trans healthcare for both minors and adults in all Catholic-owned hospitals and clinics, and stop coverage for trans healthcare through Catholic-affiliated health insurance plans!!

People are having surgeries, for which they were on waitlists for years, suddenly cancelled. Hormones no longer covered, their clinicians no longer able to prescribe them. Considering in some states Catholic-owned healthcare organizations make up to a third of the market, as it were, this is a HUGE issue.

‘It’s a Nightmare’: The Human Toll of the Catholic Church’s Trans Healthcare Ban

Missing hormones. Canceled surgeries. Bureaucratic denials. Late last year the Catholic Church banned all trans healthcare across its sprawl

This has been happening since November of last year, when this vote took place, but no one is talking about it. The rehabilitation of the image of the papacy through Pope Leo is killing me, it’s still the goddamn Catholic Church. You do not gotta hand it to them.

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane

[adiyahahah]

Ready to fight

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[czw]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Round 3

Gavis Bettel (Vtuber)

Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Voting ended onApr 22

[dangit-its-gume-again]

Food.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

You’re not you when you’re hungry, but seriously do not threaten people over the contest, it’s quite literally never that serious

[screenshotsofdespair]

[kittensnax]

I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.

[kumatora-deactivated20240325]

happy birthday okami and mother 3

[escuerzoresucitado]

[elksewer]

[wariolands-blog]

[jawbone-the-tenth]

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