You BURY Castiel?

[Mouse, 23, she/they] Follows/Asks from @nonnamouse I'm a writer, requests are open. Rhonda Hurley fanblog

[halles-comet]

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

[deanwbigbang]

We are celebrating the 10th year of the DWBB!

2026/2027 DWBB Posting Schedule

Author sign-ups open 6/1/26

Author sign-ups close 6/30/26

Artist sign-ups open 7/1/26

Author 2nd check-in 9/1/26 - nothing due

Author 3rd check-in 10/1/26 - drafts with summary due

Summary reveal 10/17/26

Artist sign-ups close 10/24/26

Artist claims 10/31/26

Team reveals 11/7/26

1st Team check-in 11/14/26

2nd Team check-in 12/19/26  

Posting schedule announced 12/31/26

Final check-in for ALL 1/9/27 - final story draft due - work must be 100% complete/artist draft due

Staggered posting begins 1/13/27 

Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester! 1/24/27

This year, the DWBB Mods will be using Discord to communicate with those participating in the event. A Discord invite will be provided upon sign-up.

[punkrorschach]

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

[punkrorschach]

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

[black-quadrant]

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

[castiel-apologist]

I'm not deleting my old PJO takes but if I see you liking them I'm shaking my head those takes were chronically online takes and Rick Riordan is doing a good job

[spn-mpreg-bang]

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[leonkennedysprostate]

all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

[arkred]

This reads like a 10k post.

[leonkennedysprostate]

im immune to 10k posts. i got vaccinated

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get an Orange Clownfish

Amphiprion percula

[petcrparker]

He’s been dead for 8 seasons but the hate everyone has for John Winchester is still burning strong

[somethingwittyandsarcastic]

13 years later, we’re still hating on him. 21 years dead and he hasn’t gotten any more popular

[castiel-apologist]

[casdeans-pie]

If I said that I've been planning an Actors AU where Dean is a really successful actor, but recently he's been cast as the lead in a load of action movies and his agent (Gabriel) doesn't want him to get typecast, so he agrees for Dean to star in something totally different... A Western Romance movie that's due to release for next year's Valentines Day.

The studio behind it thinks that it's going to be a big hit - the romance genre is making a lot of money right now, and a Western Romance released on Valentines Day starring Dean Winchester as one of the romantic leads is almost guaranteed to get them huge box office success. But! They're having trouble casting the right person to star alongside him as the other romantic lead.

The studio hasn't really got anyone specifically in mind for the part, so they've called in a bunch of actors who got through auditions and callbacks to have a chemistry read with Dean......

There's a lot of money riding on this, and a lot of a romance movie's success is largely due to the chemistry between the leads, so they're very invested in who to cast for this other role. Which is why the studio execs, the director, head writer, and casting director are all going to be sitting in the room to watch the chemistry reads.

No pressure.

Dean thinks being in a romance movie is kinda lame, but he's a professional and he will do. his. job.

Anyway, he reads his lines with a few different actors - Cassie, Lisa, Pamela, Tessa... and he thinks he's had chemistry with them all. (He thinks he has chemistry with everyone though.)

The last actor to be called in is announced as 'Castiel' and Dean is just thinking, 'huh weird name', when he's stunned speechless as a guy walks in.

Uh. No. Absolutely not. He's not starring in a romance movie with a guy!

But the room is full of top studio execs (including Crowley) and the very famous director of the movie (Balthazar) and he really can't make a fuss if he wants to keep working in the industry. It's not that he's homophobic or anything, he just doesn't personally, as a straight man (yeah okay) want to be act as a gay character. But Dean does his job and he grits his teeth and reads his lines.

He thinks it goes really really badly.

This Castiel dude is so weird - he keeps holding really intense eye contact, and then Dean gets kind of twitchy about it, so he keeps slipping out of the eye contact and looking down at his nose (not his lips. not his lips). And like, who does this guy thinks he is - he's performing the stage directions during a chemistry read, who does he think he's impressing?? So Dean matches his energy and acts right back.

By the end of the scene their characters are supposed to be leaning in for a light kiss, but somehow that's changed into something way more dramatic - Castiel is holding onto his shoulder with one hand, the other has tipped his chin up. One of Dean's hands has found its way into his hair somehow (when did that happen) and the other is curled around his waist.

The script ends there so Castiel steps back and thanks the room for their time.

Dean is left reeling, breathing heavily, and feels kinda like he's been left hanging.

Gabriel gives him double thumbs up from across the room while the execs all clap, and Castiel excuses himself from the room as they talk excitedly amongst themselves.

Who does that guy think he is?????

Dean is convinced after all that 'over-acting' there's no way that Castiel will get the role. They had no chemistry at all.

Guess who's starring in the Western Romance with Dean??

ofc the internet is buzzing with this new gay cowboy romance movie and they all think there's a secret thing going on between the two lead actors. Which there isn't!! ...... (Until there is)

Cas deliberately pushes Dean's buttons while they're in scenes together, because he knows how much Dean didn't want him to get the role in the first place (also why he played up at the chemistry read) so they're both as bad as each other honestly.

So now Dean finds Castiel difficult to work with and complains about him all the time to Gabriel (also Cas's cousin - he's the one that got him into the casting call in the first place by pulling some strings).

Much to Dean's dismay they have to work with an intimacy coordinator (Charlie) during their intimate scenes, and he seems to be the only one bothered by all of this!! But he can't say anything to anyone but Gabe because he doesn't want it to get around that Dean Winchester has a problem playing a gay character (because he doesn't okay! It's just that this Castiel guy is getting under his skin!!!) Dean is practically hissing he's so mad about this whole situation (he's lying to himself).

HOWEVER

as time goes on, and they work so closely together, Dean comes to some pretty life altering revelations about himself and his sexuality and just how fond of his costar he is.

they spend a lot of time with each other (especially during the press tour - Dean loves it, Cas hates it), they come to respect each other, their acting of having feelings for each other becomes real, they practice lines in each other's trailers, the movie is a big big success! The enemies become lovers !!!!

Dean and Cas in a Western Romance !!!!!

[casdeans-pie]

Extras in the Western Romance movie: (tag list)

(This seemed long enough to use the tag list, but if you don't want to be tagged in fic ideas like this, let me know!!)

@blue-eyed-cutiepatootie . @fivefeetfangirl . @bogwitchatrois . @dreampencil . @supernnaturall

@rayraywillis . @famouspsychicpizzabandit . @bondnamesthejames . @markofcastiel . @spnrelapse

@i--ihavemoney . @meeshsen . @thepagemistress . @spacegoat-ooo . @kaluwa-del-conte

@wheatforme . @lavenderleahy . @malallory . @stevesaint-eve . @llamasllamasfeefifofamas

@devilzare . @velvethopewrites . @greeneyedgrasshopperandhisangel . @hdalensworld . @my-flying-sister

@lazarrusrising .

[dwcoded]

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Needs for JUNE

[turquoisedata]

How very depressing that Neil Gaiman had trended not even a tiny bit for demonstrating what a fucking horrific person he is.

As a reminder, he's suing Caroline Wallner, one of his accusers, for breaking her NDA. Not for libel. He's saying she shouldn't have told anyone about it, not that she lied.

Neil Gaiman Seeks $500,000 From Accuser Caroline Wallner

The author says Wallner broke her NDA by sharing her story with the media, including with New York Magazine.

He doesn't need the money. He's risking the Streisand effect. He is punishing Caroline, he's trying to intimidate other victims who have signed NDAs to scare them into continued silence.

He is no friend to women, to the LGBTQIA+ community, to anyone quite frankly unless he thinks they are of value to him.

Share the story. Put it on Facebook and bluesky and whatever else you're on. Make it clear what a horrifying person he is. Tell your friends. He's paying Edendale a fortune to try and cover this up. Make this hard for him. Make it cost him money.

[turquoisedata]

@buccellatisheart there are still legal processes going on against him.

About halfway down the comments on this post.

It's not over yet.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Come on you worthless louse. Get your ass back on tumblr. You see what happens.

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[symbolblue]

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

[greetings-inferiors]

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[westernjuly]

everyone is mad about hughie and annie’s kid being named robin, but i think it’s likely that annie suggested it.

[westernjuly]

everyone is mad about hughie and annie’s kid being named robin, but i think it’s likely that annie suggested it.

[shutupcrime]

I feel like so many problems people have with tv at the moment could be solved if we just went back to the good ole days of 20 episodes a season that’s just sixty percent filler and character development. Give the people what they want- less condensed story and more meaningless shenanigans

[koko-heads]

MM GOT A HAPPY ENDING