asshole #626

Just another asshole {otherwise known as Alex}

[assholenumber626]

Have y’all ever wanted to send an author of something an edited version of what they wrote with grammatical corrections and suggestions of other words to use? Not to be a grammar nazi but to help the author’s creation grow. I’ve read some interesting stuff but I can’t help but imagine what could draw other readers in. I know writing and creating stuff is tremendously difficult and anyone who completes anything has my respect. I just wish I could help the creators work be acknowledged.

[runby2]

Hey guys what the fuck happened in the desert to make its animals look like that

[runby2]

Sand just makes animals break. See the Tibetan sand fox

The fucking

ARABIAN SAND BOA

Like what the fuck happened

[alextheraven]

[ruinedchildhood]

Betty White was surprised yet grateful for her fans’ GoFundMe campaign in an interview on her 95th birthday - January 17, 2017

[faggottt]

Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog

[evipineschi]

Day 22+23

My talented friend Mercy wrote this poem detailing her experiences as a Samoan American. She can be found on IG and Twitter, and here’s a bonus link to one of her many spoken word pieces.

[catchymemes]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[desmondsprettyface]

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

[wolfbrotherzach]

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

[swooood-dooooood]

[aromes]

omg

[talkingbenofficial-archive-deac]

I only hope and dream to have the same vibes that carson has

[paulthebukkit]

Flipping Guardian Trick-Shot

[theblibbles-deactivated20190101]

[xenablade]

[insomniac-arrest]

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

[insomniac-arrest]

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise* 

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

[durzio]

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

[larariumluparum]

truer words

[micdotcom]

Sportscaster Dale Hansen defends student wrestler Mack Beggs and takes a stand against transphobia

[catchymemes]

[nerdgul]

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

[sassyintern]

[sassyintern]

[sifu-kisu]

[lycanthropanic-deactivated20251]

Im ok with the lack of context but at the same time I desperately want the context

[bobo543732]

next time he’ll think before he cheats

[alienscumbag]

[dailylaughsforyou]

People Who Didn’t Realize They Were Talking to the Expert (x)

[infamous-hogwartsjaguar]

I love this so much. Happened to me once. When I worked at Walmart, some guy tried to get a refund on a plastic chair he bought 6 months before. But the policy was 3 months maximum. So I said no refund. He pushed a paper in my face telling me the law says we have to refund him. Points to me where its says this.

I was overfilled with joy. You see, at that time, I was a law student, learning all kinds of laws. And, irony, I just studied this exact law for a month prior to this. So I almost knew every articles by heart. The smile in my face when I explained to him how he was wrong and how this law doesn’t work for his stupid 20$ plastic chair.

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Look at how well you age when you stay in your lane