Assley

75% ass and 25% ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[stevebabescemi]

[shingojira]

[ricecakkke]

[timotaychalamet]

when friends talk to me about their men

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[officialunitedstates]

whats the deal with juiceboxes.  too much box not enough juice

[strawberrylollipopkisses]

💕💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖you are💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💕so cute💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖just the way💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖you are💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💕💞

[cursedcatimages]

[memesonthehour]

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

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[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[seatrench]

[mod-l-lost-in-translation]

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

[portaljumper339]

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

[infiniteinterior]

[peachalie]

[fuckingtitsmann-deactivated2017]

SNUGGLES GET YOUR HEAD IN THE FUCKING GAME

[claptrap14]

HIS FAVORITE HOBBY IS NAPPING

[prestoncarbonaro-deactivated202]