exactly what it sounds like.

[velocislaughter]

New tattooooo

[regretityet]

Tardigrades deserved better.

[smuuuuukabowl-deactivated201903]

Here it is 👽

[fucknobadtattoos]

So I got my first tattoo today, I know its wonkey but I love it 💙

submitted by impericool

wonky is the least of your problems :/

[assmastertattoos]

what the fuck my dude

[fucknobadtattoos]

An acquaintance got this one done at All The Rage in Grande Prairie, AB, and posted it on FB. I don’t even know where to begin – the “font”? the ugly af butterfly? the crookedness? the grammar?

[assmastertattoos]

friends > sisters, apparently

[fucknobadtattoos]

This guy, Brett Osborne, was competing for a place on Ink Master season 8. No wonder Peck kicked him out before he was even done.

[tmbgareok]

[spammurai]

Got two new tattoos: A black cat and “Until The Very End” from Harry Potter.

[assmastertattoos]

One look at that shading tells me to avoid Tattoos by Labove in Fort Worth, TX 👀

[creativenewblog-deactivated2014]

[assmastertattoos]

"Every 15-20 years, we get some art kids who think they can tattoo like they oil paint. They don't realize it has to have the black in it, because the black ink is carbon-based, so it dries, gets hard, and acts like a wall. The color wants to keep spreading, so if you don't use enough black, it'll just look like a puddle of melted crayons after 15 years."

[assmastertattoos]

this tattoo is so bad that I can't tell if it's actually photoshopped on or not?

[assmastertattoos]

shitty concept, gross appropriation. next!

[assmastertattoos]

cigarette crab(?)

[assmastertattoos]

as a #tattoosnob myself, I would like to know what the fuck I'm looking at

[tattoopoo]

If this is an attempt at that trash polka style it’s the laziest attempt I’ve ever seen

[assmastertattoos]

[tips shoulder] m'lady

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

*convenes secret Jewish cabal on separate post* 

So…do we tell them to fuck off with their appropriative bullshit or do we nicely mislead them into getting a tattoo that says “Goy” in Hebrew?

[meangirlnurse]

i vote misleading fwiw

[assmastertattoos]

mistranslated tattoos are among my absolute favorites. great for knowing who to avoid.

[tattoos-org]

Submit Your Tattoo Here: Tattoos.org

[assmastertattoos]

tiny, tiny script tattoo as a chest "piece"? and a threatening, condescending message at that? no thanks.