cry me a river

yo, the name's astrid! don't expect me to go easy on you! unless you're kinda hot. pierce is my loser partner. he'll do anything for $20.

[astarid]

i love dogs more that i love myself. hurt one and i'll hurt you.

[esaleh]

[dogsamazing]

Took the mountain dog swimming

[torracat]

*pops collar*

[platlnumjail-deactivated2014092]

put that down

[torracat]

*sadly smooths collar back down*

[ghostcoin-deactivated20161014]

TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 

[alwaysshopchic]

Shining Star Tights (Limited Stock Available!)

$14

[astarid]

pierce is really gay

tell me about it man!

[memesalldaylong]

[elizaouthere]

[morningsuns]

[cascadianstuntman-deactivated20]

I’ve never been so scared in my life

[transpierced-blog]

wow!! not stabbing my partner!! what a concept. i mean, if that’s how you feel, why don’t i stab you, and see how you like it then?

[astarid]

b-but that's different! unlike you, i can actually die, asshat.

... but i doubt you could even catch me in the first place, eheheheheheheh~

[disminucion]

Cosmos, Andrew Strain

[astarid]

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

to be honest, i don’t really remember much! i guess i sort of remember being with my parents … ? sounds really silly, but it’s the tr— hey! are you laughing at me!?

[astarid]

LIKE HELL THAT POST WAS DIRECTED AT PIERCE IN ANY WAY

HUGGING IS FOR DWEEBS AND BABY LOSERS.

[lightexpo]

Whitewash | Photographer

[teenagepics]

[zptp]

by Paul Bauer