Subrealidad

...sweet nightmares

[doctorslippery]

[transposers]

The amount of questions Bastille asks in their songs really stresses me out

[somedaysigetitright]

are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?

like idk dan you figure it out

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[davidalleynes]

HELLO????? EXCUSE ME MA'AM???

[skywalkerchick1138]

BBC's Sherlock: Amateur Hour. Sherlock Holmes...BUT IN MODERN LONDON WOW SO ORIGINAL ALSO LOOK OUR VILLAIN IS CODED QUEER AND SHERLOCK IS A PERFECT HUMAN BEING CAN DO NO WRONG BUT NO HOMO bitch please

RDJ Sherlock Holmes: Acceptable. Soft steampunk AU. RDJ and Jude Law have good on-screen chemistry. Plenty of punchy action scenes and witty humor. Still has a bit of that Perfect Sherlock Holmes syndrome, tho :/

CBS's Elementary: Best. Where other adaptations shy away or just hint at Sherlock's canon opiate addiction, Elementary addresses it directly and constantly. No Perfect Sherlock Holmes syndrome here. "Joan" Watson now a WoC but is strictly platonic, was not switched to make No Homo Love Interest. Ingenious Moriarty plot twist. Trans Mrs. Hudson? HELL YES.

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

3. horny

[tearlessrain]

for your consideration

[birdtypegirl]

[conquered-gnomes]

Why is Jesus Feral

[birdtypegirl]

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

[skeleton-richard]

Jesus is Chaotic Neutral.

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Hooolllly iiiiinfant so teeeender and miiild (and feral)

[jncoes]

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

[seekers-whoarelovers-deactivate]

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

[mallcore]

This post is slowly killing me

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[vibinwiththefruits]

i know this has been said a few times but i just want to point out that these three shows

have practically nothing in comon but all radiate the exact same chaotic energy

[erysium]

I’ve been relistening to Ancillary Justice again… here’s one of my favorite scenes!!

[thesoftboyfriends]

- Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe, Benjamin Alire Sáenz

[ladyshinga]

if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

[elisamaza]

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design

guy fieri couture

[blapis-blazuli]

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck

[unpretty]

[nootofboot]

I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.

That’s Jafar’s staff.

[catparazzi]

HIS WHAT ???

[actualaster]

This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it

[miladyaryastark]

a time for wolves

[normal-horoscopes]

The Royal Signs II:

Aries: The first king. A colossal man with skin like freshly tilled earth and a voice that could calm the old wild things. Colossal, gentle hands. The first shepherd of rocks and clay. Molding the wild into home. 

Taurus: An exile by birthright, a king by deeds. A tale of honorable revenge and lifelong friendships cut short. A life on horseback that left in its wake an empire, and countless pillars to the dead. 

Gemini: The ghost of a princess. Ever a lady in waiting, she wanders the halls of an abandoned palace. Hands from the ash. The burning silhouette of a child. All those who seek to defile her home will know flame as she did. 

Cancer: Identical twin princes. The reigns of empire won by blood now passed to them. To the surprise of a nation, able to share the throne. Ever deliberating, never moving without consensus. Diplomats, delegates, scholars, and magicians. Memories of mother. Each carries one half of the daisho.

Leo: The high priestess. Ritually sharpened teeth. Rivers of blood washed away by conjured rainstorms. Liaison to the god that sleeps below the great temple. The speaker to the forbidden sun.

Virgo: The Witch Queen. The Wardbreaker. The Mother of Hexes. Armies from the north that could call fire from their hands, wounds healed with the sermons of foreign gods. Captured officers. Secret research in the ancestral necropolis. New magic, gentle and deep as the night. 

Libra: The mushroom king! The mushroom king! The mushroom king! The mushroom king! The mushroom king! The mushroom king!

Scorpio: The King-of-Five-Crowns. An empire won by respect and might. Retirement. Evenings spent in the summer palace, teaching grandchildren to paint. 

Ophiuchus: An empress of honey and sun-baked gold. Honored dead bound in white cloth. Eternal servitude to their holy queen. Consul from centuries of royalty now passed.

Sagittarius: The Lady of the Grove. Revelries by moonlight. Distant songs in the mist. Lost children. There is a road through the forest, it has since been omitted by mapmakers. 

Capricorn: The middle child of a royal bloodline. Exile to a monastery. A lifetime of meditation on divinity and craft. A heart of clockwork. Mummified in the calculus of the world. 

Aquarius: A penitent queen. Now an adviser to those who overthrew her son. A veil in mourning, but not for him. Deep, terrible understanding of what makes a tyrant.

Pisces: An all-to-young queen. Inheritor to a throne built on war and blood. Ceremonial jewelry that resembles the armament of her knights. A legacy of imperium and bloodshed. A vow to do differently. 

[ezrabridgerr]

Jon when he heard “Winterfell” in the otherwise gibberish Dany was speaking

[caroldanversenthusiast]

I AM GOING TO MISS THIS CAST SO MUCH

[talesfromthecrypts]

Dark greetings of the night to all members of the Vampiric Council.

[decision]