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Soph | 19 | they/them or she/her | demipan | artist (multifandom)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Donald Trump was in my school and I tried recording him to be like, "Oh my God, he's at my school, what the hell," and he saw me and barked at me.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[girlnephew]

[depsidase]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Alex Hirsch sent me a thank you package for mentioning him. It was a bunch of decorative lights and electrical parts. I had to explain to my moms who he was and they were very proud.

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[i-am-a-fish]

being held would be nice I think

[unknownorigins-uo]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Taylor Swift released a song that was complaining about a Tumblr bot that posted her daily evilness levels. She thought it wasn't calling her evil enough.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Jeff Bezos was caught asking one of his employees for a head massage and then it became a meme for people to massage their own heads and scream, 'AHHH, I'M GETTING A DIVORCE.'

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Sigmund Freud was giving me therapy because he wanted to study my transgenderism. I was so distraught I began to have a panic attack at the thought of being his guinea pig. As I devolved into hysteria, he turned me and asked, 'How is your relationship with your mother?' and it shocked me into consciousness.

[theworstcreature]

Had a dream that I was at an ajr concert and they were playing weak. The concert hall was PACKED but not a single soul was singing along but once the song was done they just kinda gave every audience member a sponge and told everyone to throw it at this random baby that was in like the pit????????

Like

hUh?????????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was at an art museum and saw a very intricate and LARGE painting of a rooster looking at a very red apple. I was really intently staring at the texture of the painting and someone came up to me and whispered "the apple of my cock", then walked away.

[cannibalchicken]

[saywhat-politics]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

[stay-close]

“Be nice to yourself. It is hard to be happy when someone is being mean to you all the time.”

— Unknown

[bananonbinary]

"menstruation is punishment for original sin" is a fairly common doctrine (altho in my experience it's usually more implicit than just baldly stated like that)

anyway this implies that of all the animal kingdom, humans are not UNIQUE in sinning, but are joined by bats, the elephant shrew, and the spiny mouse species Acomys cahirinus. (according to my 5 seconds on wikipedia at least)

[bananonbinary]

this mouse has committed crimes against god