As Told By Teller!

[astoldbyteller]

THIS OR THAT?

Hi, Fighting Cherries! It’s been a hot second, and I know you’re all being busy little bees at Homecoming tonight... but I figured we could play a little game to catch up! Welcome to THIS or THAT!  

Be sure to reblog this bulletin post if you feel like participating, and check out the cut if you need an example of how to play! Have fun - and as always, make sure you send out twice as many as you receive!

To play This or That, you’re going to send two things to any certain player and make them choose between the two! For example, if someone sent me “Harvey or Libby?” I’d obviously answer, ‘Harvey!’ because nobody needs more Loser Logan in their life than necessary! Get it?

[astoldbyteller]

LIKE, HONESTLY?

Things have been, like, way too quiet around these streets, right? Well! In celebration of the new bombs we totes just dropped... how about a little honesty in return? Honesty Hour starting now! 

As always, make sure to give just as many as you receive, and keep it relatively civil! Can’t wait to see what you all stir up. Ciao for now! 

[astoldbyteller]

HAPPY LUX DAY.

A year of mourning, and a year of chaos. A year of facing the demons that won’t quit knocking at the Gang’s door... and you wanna know what I wanna know? Just what makes the Gang tick about their least favorite ex-blonde. So, for this Meme Day? It’s all about Lux! Pin this to your bulletin board if you feel like participating in the Q&A, and don’t forget to ask as many questions as you send out. Ciao!

🎧: what song reminds you of your relationship with Lux, and why? 

💋: did the two of you ever lock lips? did you want to? 

😱: what’s the biggest secret you ever told Lux? do you think she ever told anyone?

🧣: what season reminds you the most of Lux?

👖: did you ever let her borrow anything of yours? did she ever give it back?

🛒: what was the best gift she ever bought you?

💄: if you could have changed one thing about Lux, what would it have been? 

💍: fmk: lux, [blank], [blank] 

👅: reveal one awful thing you thought about lux. 

👾: what’s the worst thing that lux ever did to you?

🤨: what’s the worst thing you ever saw lux do to somebody else? 

🌶: did you ever get so mad at lux you felt like you wanted to kill her? 

🎞: do you think she was really murdered? 

🍸: what’s your favorite drunken memory with lux? 

✨: did you feel charmed by her? 

😡: are you mad at her for dying? 

😬: imagine you didn’t know she was going to end up dead that night. would you have helped her if she reached out to you? 

😢: did you cry at her funeral? 

😁: are you happy she’s gone? 

👁️: do you ever blame her for the candy girl’s reign? 

 🔪: who do you think killed lux lewis? 

 🔥: if she asked you to commit a crime with her - would you do it? 

💀: if she asked you to help her bury a body... would you? 

⚠️: would you have betrayed her?

😳: did you ever want to punch her? 

[astoldbyteller]

CAN WE JUST BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER FOR ONCE?

Another Saturday, another bout of HONESTY HOUR for the Gang to lie their way through! How fitting. 

If you’d like to participate in this week’s sharing circle, then totes pin this post to your own bulletin board and make sure to send out questions to as many of your fellow Cherriots as you can! Have fun, weirdos! And don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. 

Or do. It’s way more fun that way. 

[astoldbyteller]

Between Lux’s gang not giving me exclusives, and my Dad, like, totally cutting me out of the 'As Told By Teller Office' investigation… This little reporter is getting bored! So, here’s something fun! Me, Marissa, and my brand new assistant - Miss Kelly Brown - are going to be running a little Gossip Mill from Clarissa’s Corner today! Reblog this post if you feel like participating, but don’t forget to send fellow Cherriots fun little prompts too! Oh - and always leave your gossip here at Clarissa’s Corner for our perusing! We always, like, love receiving new leads!

✧ — ⋆    aol prompts !

send  🍸 for  a  tipsy AOL message  from  my  muse !

send  😳  for  a totes embarrassing AOL message  from  my  muse !

send  👅  for  a  v  flirty  AOL message from  my  muse !

send  😱  for  a  freaked out  AOL message  from  my  muse !

send  ✨  for  a  spooky  AOL message from  my  muse !

send  😡  for  a supes mad  AOL message from  my  muse !

send  😬  for  a  worried  AOL message from  my  muse !

send  😢  for  a  v sad  AOL message from  my  muse !

send  😁  for  an ecstatic  AOL message from  my  muse !

s̶̨̤̼̥̜͍̘̲̜̩̳̹̣̽̌̈́̂̂̌̂͒͛ȇ̴͇̮̄͆̕͠n̴͉̝̯̣̲͙̈́͌̂͆̍̀̀̅̎̆͆̋͠d̶̛͇͉͈͙͇̯͕̺̦̣̟͂̃͐͆̑͋̆̈́̽̇̕͝ ̸͈̠̣̞̙͓̤͔̞̯́̂́̾͐̄͘̚͜ 👁️ ̸̛̜̠̆͆̊͋͋̌͛̇̊̑̚͝f̷͙̼̝͚̫̌̑ö̷̡̨̝̦͉̠̲̬̺̖̝̝̰͎̰͗́̃̓̇́͆́́̊̔̕͠r̵͓͇̬̹͗̎̊̒͆͆̍̎͆̈́́̿͋͝ ̷͈͍̫̞͔̜̖̱̻̪̙̖̟͉̌ ̸̢͕̭͛̈́͌̾̓̇̎̒̕ă̵̧̺̯̳̺̩̪̫̭̲͎̼̤͗͌̇̾ ̵̡̛̻̮̥̳̥̭̞͔͕͎̱̀̈́̈́̓͗̓̌̑͗̔͋̿̄͜͝ ̵̡̪̹̗̓͐̓̅͂͐̃̿͑̆̃͛̈͋̕n̸̝͍͕̲̻̼̼̺͙͐̏̆̓̐̈́̽̏ͅi̸̬͚͓̦̺̻̇̅̃̇͒̀̾͐̄̌̈̇͠g̸̨͎̘͔̥̜͓͓̲̉̇̆̑̀͑̎͒̚͝ͅh̴̩̀̈́͗̀̒̈̽t̷̨̛͎͇̲̤̯̬̎͂̏̇̌͝m̷͉̻̥̳͈͖̬͓̞̎̌̅́́̀̈́͒͘͝ạ̵̡̨̰̝̲̍̏́͑͑̿̓̋̿͜ŕ̴̡͖̖̩̟͉̞̞͎̠̘̻̦̤͆́̂͋̿̎̈ȋ̵̢̱̠̝̖̼̬̣̙̼͎͚̙̬́͒̌͊̓̽̌͌̚͜ș̸̨̯̱͍͉̞͚̣̇̿͋̈́̈́̾̓͜͝͠ḩ̵̢̨̙̬̜̟̦̫̫̖̹̈́̄̔̇̊̾̀̚͘͘͜͝͝ͅ ̶̧̛̜̪̤͎̬̹̪͓̪̣̑̎͝ͅA̸̡̬̘̻̬̜̘̙̿́́͑̀̍́̏̌̿̈̒̐̔͠O̵̖̙̗̰̜̮̮̝̺̪̥͔̤͔͊L̴̯̞̳̖͖̀̍̋ ̶̛͓͋̅̈́͂̚͘m̵͔̜̺̆ę̵̨̥̳̟̘̜̗̠̳̰̹̊͑̇͋̈́̿̽̆͗̒͗̑̐͘s̷̨̡̡͙͍̺̦͖̩̬͖͓͕̍͆̀ͅs̷̢͓͈̺̜̣͕̩̥̅̊̉͒̊̏̏̕ͅá̵̧̨̖̦̥̙̦͓͒͛͂̃̕͜ǧ̶̨̞͍̝̠̩̘͚͓̠̚̕ȩ̴̨͈̳̃̄̀́̀̅̽̃̈́̓͒͌͘̚ ̴̛̬̯̽͛͌̉͛̄̾̋̑͝ͅf̸̩̜̤̘͓̞͕̤̱͍͈̙̱̮͝ͅṙ̴̟̙̘͕̯̹̱̤̭̉̐̑̾͐̊̀̒̒̿̐̎o̶̬͕̅̆̎̇̎m̶̨̢̧̙̖̫͇͍̳̠̔͌͌́̈́̋̆̓̕ͅ ̷̨͍̜̯̼̺̘̟̩̲̤̊̾͗̋̐͜͜ ̸̢̙̣͇̘̘̬̰͈̩̺͎̩̞̅̓̾̊͒̐̑̈́̚͝m̸̡̢͙̜̦̗͇̤̙̊̅͗̿̈͝ͅy̴̡̹̥̝̪̣̮̟̰͎͔͛̓́̐̄́̒̌͑̔̂̌͘͝ ̸̛̛̮̒̓̈́̐̃ ̷̨̢̥̘̬̝͇̳͕̼͓̼̓̽ͅm̵̡̛̠̬͑͛̆̇́̊͑͛͘̕̕̕͝͠u̸̜̘̘͉̯̪̗͋̉̆͆͛͐́̍̋̏̀͘͝s̷̡̧̛̮̝̙̦͎̺̤̈́͆̍̌̀͑̿̃̀̏͜͝͝͝e̷̹̩̦̥͍͚̼̝̖̼̫͎̖͌̎̂̃̎̏̐̈́̊̀̋̎͝ ̷͖̜͖͉̭̮͚̈̅͘͘!̴̨̥̤͙͖̥̥͙̫̖̓͋̓̍͜ͅ

s̷̡̟̥͉͈̞͉̏̔̊͗͆̀͗̆̽͗̾̽͝ë̷̘̥͕̜̙̜͔͕̟̹̻̘͔̰̳̾́͒̎͛̈́͂́͑͝n̵̹͚̩̈́̍ͅd̸̺͓̫͎̬̾͆̀́̑́̇̅̈́͋̚͘͝ ̷̢̳̲̗̞̫̩͉̪̔́͌̎̇̄͝ ̴̦͎͓͚̅͂̈́̀̽͆̓̂͛̓̄̀͜ 🔪 ̶̛͕͇̺͓͚̻̤̬̼̜̘̪̦͛͠ͅ ̵̮͌̑͜͜f̷͖̬̮̓̋̏̐̎̄̃̾́̍̏̄̓͝͝o̵̺̺͎͊̊̇͂́̈́̅́̾̉͊̔̃r̵̢̧̝̣̫̙̤̖̬͕͛͂̎ ̸̢̛̞̺͓͆̏̃͊́̈́͊̈́̉̋͘ ̶͔̓͊̍͐͗̌ͅḁ̸̾̀̓ ̵̼͆͘͜ ̸̧̨̠͚̰̰̊̈́͌̆͑̃͆̉̈̍̾̉̔̓̋h̵̛̺͚̬̘̍̃̄̈̀͊̀̈̌͛̚̕̚ő̵̢̳͎̲̭̳̻̼̘̰͇̼͛̎͌̅̾̈́̑s̸̡̢̙̪͕̟̯̤͚̩͍̳͓͈̃̈́̒̀͋̚͜t̸̡̧̡͇̞̗̱̱̰͓͇͈̄͋ỉ̸̢̞̟͖̙̟̪̫͑̿̀́̀̐̀̈͗̋͌͘͜͝l̵̨̹̥͎͊̉́̄̒̓̈́̉͑̑͛͗ē̵̼͇̙̘̩̹̣̱̞͇ͅ ̴̧̢͖̼̖̩̲̥̬̹̱̺͈́̊̎̓̊̀̃̈́͋̉̇͝ͅA̸̡͕̟̺͉̤̹͖̦̗̭̝͕̙̟̋̀͐̂̑́̚Ö̵̢̨̝͚͓̺́͒͛͜Ļ̴̡̠̼͙̰̲̱̗̹̜̮̬̞̏̄͊̿ ̷̯͙̝̈̀̈́̃̍m̴̧̜̖̬̭̦͚̙͚̞͍̏͂̀͋̏͝͝ͅê̴͓̞̮͚͈̦̹̺̪̮̖̜̰͓s̴͇̑̕s̴̗̈́̃̈́å̷̡̤̠͔̹̪͚͍̤̆̉͊̿̅̈̓́̏͠g̸̨̛̣̫̖̗͍̃̐̈͌͋͊̒̅̏͝ȩ̵̡̢͔̳̬̦̰̰͇̪̙͔̣̒̃̈́̀͂͌͆̊̈́̌͗͜͠ ̵͉̥̈̋͆͆̇̕f̵̯͐r̵̨̢͎̰͓̯̩̟̩͎͙̭̮̳̻͗͊ǫ̷̛͔̯̠̼̱̙̯͇̤̘̲̑̀̌̈̆͋̋̄͛̈̈́͌͝͝ṁ̵̢̼͕̘̞͙͚͉̯͕̳̮̜̲͊͑͆̐̒̄̍͊̚ ̴̞̮̙̊̏̇̾̀̂̑͛̏̒͌͌̀͝ ̸͖̮͖̻̞̪̳̙̙͓͚͇͗͒̿͗͐̒́̎͘m̵̩̐͊͂̿́̒̓̈́̑̚͝͠y̶͕̥̫̩͙͑̅̃̌͜ ̴̘̹̻̫̗̣̿͌́̆͑͛̑̓͊̌͘͘͘͝ ̷̨͖̬͎̼͔̀m̷̧̡̰͎̺̬̠̜͖̥̔̃̅͛̾̓ụ̴̫̼͍̺̼͙̰͈͍̪͚͔̀͗̈́̌̒̿͊̕͘͜ͅs̴̩̎̋̐̑̃é̷̱͉̟̐̒̌͠ ̷̢͎͎̪͍͙̠̠͒̋͐̐͗̾̽̒̊̓͒͜!̴̛̪̟͙͕̼̳̠̝͔̦̉̋̏̂̓͂̅̿̀͝

s̸̩̝͙̬͖̘̜̰̖̙͒̽̄̾̃͆̂͊̈̚͜ͅe̸̡̡̨̠͙̺͉̳͍͙͙̪̱̫̊͛̍̇̒̈́͠n̴̪̙̎̾͑́̃͆̽̆d̶̮̦͍̭̳͍̙̫̑̐͋̐͘̕͜ ̶̨̡̞̦͙̪̮̟̅̌̉́̉ ̶̛̣̳̭͛̃̅́́̾͘͝ 🔥 ̴̢̳̰̺̪̜͕͔͍͛́ ̶̬̯͈̄̒̀̋͗̐̊̇͆͋̈́́̈́̚͝f̷̨̡͓̺̙̗̥̙͉̰̹͍̝͆ó̸̟̩̤͉͑̓͌̀r̴͓͙̯̳̩̱̟̣̞̮͍͛͒́̂̒͋̏͊̀̀̓̾̒̕͠ ̸̧̻̫̦͎͔̤̣͍͔̓̈́̈̿̆̓͆̇̍͜͜ͅ ̵͇͊͂̀̉̑̊̃̓͗̏͋͝a̵͕͖͋̽̎̅̃̐̌́̋̑͝͠͠n̷̩̩̲͕̼̗̹̬͋̉̏ ̸̧̨̹̲̤̦̟͙̳̲͈͇̭̉̽̉́̌̾̔̈̓̓͘a̵̛̼͔͔̓̏́͛̓̀̉͘l̷̛̘͈͆͋́͌͆͘͘͝m̴̨̧̹̤̺̥̦̾̊͂̐͛̃ǫ̷̛͙̳̜̙͔̗͎̦̠̟̙͔͐̉͂̌̄̀̽͋̄̕̕̚͠͝s̷̻͕̚ͅt̶̪̉̃̋̌ ̸̙̘̩̭̪̪̠̜͔̈̆́̈͑̈́̐̓̆̃́̀̔͐̚ĉ̵͉̝̥̯̠̳̺̫͕̙̳̖͕̉͐̌̀͗̀̈́͋̒͊͒̚̕͜͜͝ŗ̷̣̻̥͇͔̬͉̟͇̮̲͇̤͛́̓̓ȋ̷̧̝̻̙̰̥̪̟̃̋̈́͛̃̕͝͝ͅṁ̸̧̖̯̩̹̹̤͇̞̳̗̀̔̈́͌͂͆͂̍͛͝ị̷̦̖͚̝͚̫͚̙͐̆̈́̂̊̃͛̋̈́̓̈́̕͝ń̸̨̹̘͉͍̰̬̜̮͓͉̠͊͌ͅa̷̧̛̩̓́͒l̶͇̰̯͕̩̞͔͍͉͈̲̩͍̿̄̌͐̓̔͌͐͊̏͘ ̷̘̥̯̖̝̘͇̩͉͋͜ͅ ̷̲̫̺̜͙̭̓̂͆̂͜Ă̸̭̈̌̈͑͗͌͌̍̐͋̀̅̕͠ͅƠ̷̗͙͍̖͇̯̠͙̫̪̫̺̎̀͒̒̓́͊̕͝L̵̫̰͙͎̳̩͍̞̟͖̣͍͒̏͑̋͊ ̶̞̗̥̮͈̃̓̀̈͗̋̄̾͠͠͝m̷͇̩̰̭͈͙̱̬̯̈́̎̏̑̂̾͊͌̅͆̈̚͝ͅę̸̧̞̰̘̹̬̮̩̭͎͉̳̞̅̐̌s̸̼͔̼̪͕̜̲̤̳͍̹̑̆̀̚ͅș̶̬̜̜͕̼̳̖̣̙͂͌̐͗̌̑̏̿̔͆̓̏͝͝a̴̢̛̠̻̪͔̼̹͙̤̓̀̈́̏ͅg̵̡͛̓̐̐̈́̽e̶̛̞̭̼͕͒̏͛̈̐̄̓̎͒̈́͘ ̵̞͔̦̙̝͓͚̙̼͑̉̇͋̾̑͛̆̃̏̕͝͠f̶̨͚͑͂̿͌̔̂͘͜͝ͅͅr̶̛̼͓̠͇̳̜̤̯̭͇̬̓̇̔̍͌̇͑̍̎̃̑͝o̷̢̥͙͕̪͆͑̏̋̂̌͂ͅm̴̢̧̛͓͕̒̃̃̽̾̐̇̎͘͝ ̷͚̱̩͕̠̟͍͍̮̝̬̀̑͐̾̀͝ ̵͇̦͋͋̎̚m̷̞̬̳̮͙͙͖̮̮̣͈̦͙̋͆͌̎̔̅͋͂̒͘y̴̫͎̩͊̿͐ ̴͇͖̼͈̖͕͍̼̤̏̎̐̈́̔̈̅̔̐̿̉͒̽̕͝ ̷̨̨͉̲̖̬͔̟̻̹̻̌͐̀̾̅m̴̹͉̮͙̦̭̐̌̚u̷̜͎͙̩̣͉̯̻̮̖̐̃̅͗̕͠ͅs̴̗̯̫̲̱͖͕̤̠̋̊̋e̴̳͇͗̐͂̆̕͝͝ ̷̻͐̎̄̓̔͒̔̈̈́͒̍͌̎̂͝!̵̨͇̣̺̏̈́̇̌

s̴͓͚͆͒̃̓̏̕ȩ̵͕̱͙̻̅͌ͅn̸̢͇͈̩͖̜̗̻̩͉̭͔̯̦̂̅̽̾͋̿̅̉͛̈́͝͠ḏ̶̡̡̧̡̺̲̰̠͔͈̘͇̾͐ ̴̨̑̓̋̕ ̶̨̨̳̗͓̘̀̆̃͒̋̒͘͜ 💀 ̴̨̢̞̦̠̠͔̟̩̞͈͓̒́͑̐͆̔͌̏̔̈́̒̐͗͛ ̴̨̬̘̻̼͓͈̰̭̦́̀̿̓̓̓̋͆̈̈́̀̑̆̕͘͜f̵̺̳͙̤̲̙͖̎̄̋͂̂̓͌͜ͅơ̶͇̱̪̺̮̖̪̏̓͌̾̈́̐̍̀̆̊̚͜r̶̝̃ ̴̨̺̙̬̦̗̹̖̏͛̇̆̒̇̽͠͝ͅ ̴̺̟̦̐̈͐̍̾͊͆͊̚a̶̢̝̯̪̱̓̈́̅̒̎́̃̕͠ͅ ̵̧̛͈̠̭͕̱̪̝̉́͒̅̎͑͋̅̆̕͘ ̴͍͕̱͂̅̔̒͋͜͝l̸̨͉͓͉͓̐͊͝ậ̴̢͇͖̹̝̝̲̬̥̹͉̟̄͜͜ṡ̴̢̛̙̗̝̤̬͖̞͇̺́̐͌̒̔͘ţ̷̠͉̖̯̥̫̱̘̌̾͋̈́̈́͑̋̂́̈͆͠ͅ ̶̧̗̝̯́ͅ ̷̨̛̛̫͇̖͛͒̅́́͊͆͐͝A̵̡̬̠̳̫̟͙͑̈́͝ͅỌ̸͉̉͐̾͂̃͝ͅL̴̨̛̛̦͎̻̝̹̅ ̷̤̒́̓̊̒̄m̵͎̍̑͆́̐͊̐͝͝ͅȩ̴͓̪̳͎͇̜̺̞̻͔̃̏̆͑͝ͅs̴̟͉̿̉͠s̴̞̞͓̠͚̑̈͌̋̏͂͛̾͐̔̈̃̚͠ä̷̧̡̯͚̯́͠g̵̡̨̛̬̣͎͍͔̬̘̝̥̮̖͑͒̄̓̿͂̅̃̉̂̀͋e̵͕̥̓̓ ̶̫̄͆̏̊̒̐͛̒͆̐̎̍̏̈́̚f̷̘̕̕ͅr̴͍̻͖̻͔͕̣̰͓̞̙̫͈̿̓̑̃̃̆͐̑͋̆́̅͛͐̕͜ͅo̴̻̗̪͍̎͛̍̎̍͋̂͆̃̽͘m̷̦͖̗̥͗̾̆̌̄̐͒̎̽̉̈́̚͜ ̴̨̦͙̙̜͉̗͙̌ ̷̡̥͈͍̲͕̮͖̮̝̮̈͌̋̋͗͒̓̀͛́͊͝m̶̛̫̹͔̜̎̀̀y̵̭̥̭̻͈̘͎̝̘͇̜͛̒̾̎͆͌̿͗ͅ ̸̘̺̼̘̩̲̳̙͉̮̝̣̜̥͓͛̓͊̍̽̆̽̔̐̒͠͠ ̸̡̖͇͔̼͓̞̟̙̬̱̮͓̜̆͐̈́̿͜͝m̵͕̺̥̔͋̓̇͊̚͜ų̴̰̜̳͈͖͚̳̫̆̓̉̇̈́̀͑̽̀̇̔̓͜s̵̛̥̟͒̀̿̒̍̔̊̔̀̕e̵̯͓͍͕̪̙̞̍̓̂̂̚ ̴̨̞͚͕͇̳̩̣͇̊̀!̵̨̘͚̬̮̼̤̺̗̗̹̥̦̈́͐͋̿̄̕͜͝͝ͅ

s̸̨̛͈̮̤̰͍͎̰̯̬̦͒̂͌̍́́̊͐̀̕͜͝e̷͓͓̓̓͜n̵̰̠̻͓͔̥̄̍̏̽̓͆́̑͊̔̏̀̉̇̚ḑ̴̣̲̰̳͈̩̰̖̤͔̫͇̼̾͛̔͛͂͐̐̉̆́͜͝ ̵̧̪̠͓̲͔͔̻͎̲̭̘͉̟̼̄͊͐͐̐͋̽ ⚠️ ̷̼̯͕̔͑̐ ̸̧̨̨̲͔͖̲̖̮̗̩̘̌̾ ̴͙̻̬̗̺͎̐̀̐͘͝f̸̢͙̼̖̜͕͎̠͎̲̞̃̿͜ơ̵̡̛̪̱͑͊̏͗̉̀̄̿̑͋͘r̸͙̩̬̰͊̽͒̾̋̀̆̚͠ ̶̡̨̦̹͙̰̦̱̬͙̯̮͗ ̸̮̱̗̫̰̮̘̱̱̙̈́̉̊̚͝å̴̱͍̺̜̼͕̔͒̊͒̃̀́̾͊͑̀̓͠ ̸̨̭̯̳͚̠̺̃͜ ̵̜̮̖̣̥̥̟̤̝͖̤̿͊̋͛͒̐̂̍̎̅̚͝t̵̙̥̃̓̽́̌̉̿́̈́̈́͛̈́ị̷͉̼̖̈́́̊̈m̴̙̎͐̀̆̌͋̐̉̕͠͠͝ȩ̶̩͉̤̻̺͇̟̹͚͔̙͈͎͖͊̉̀̂̉̐̏͒͝ ̴̧̰̺̬̫̖̝̭̹͇͓̻̼̋͐͑͛̀͌͆́͋̆̏́͠ͅw̶̛̮͓̪̱̘̝̠̮̫͎͓̺͎̼̍̾̂͐̆̏̐̉͑̉̈́á̴̬̦͔͕̲͔͔̘̼́͌r̴̢͔̱͓͉͇̳̠̝̭͖͕̓̐̅͂͆̓̏̋̌̒͘̕͜͜͝p̴̧̡̳̩͉̘͙̝̫͇͕̲͕̰̏͂̀̍͒́͊̅̂͗̒͘͝ ̵͔̠̹͒̑̒̕͠ ̷̛͙̐̉̈̂́͂͐̓͆̕Ą̷͍̭̻̪̖̖̤̈́̉̿̽̔̿͂̾͒͗̉̎̚Ö̷̳̝́L̴̢̰̠͈̒̆͆͛́̍̒̿̍̈́͑̏̂͆ ̵̧̢͖̭̮̮̬̲͉̲͓̖̋̾͋̒̿̕m̷̛̙̘̖̈̀͊̈́̊̔͝͠e̵͈͒̋̾͊͂̍̓̅̊͋̃͌̾̎͜͝s̷̱̯͓͚̹̳͌̄͑̍̽s̵̙̉̾̊͌͐͐̂͛͠͝͠͝a̴̛̠̞̹̘̥̲̥̥͖̺̩͖͒̈̎͑̈͆̏̄̄̀͘̕͝͝ͅg̷̫̯̟̖͖̖͇͚͇̰̔͆͝ȩ̵̢͇̗̩͖̠̠̤͉̝̼̀͆̾̀̀͛̔̚͝ͅͅ ̶͉̭́͐̏̇̾͋̔́̈͑̇̓̀͋͠f̶̧̨̯̖͈͙͙͙̯͖́͑̈́͛͆ͅṛ̷̘̗̠̞͇͕̭̔͑̐̄̓́̈́͜ǫ̵̨̨̬̮̜̰͈̺̜͇͎̫͇̉̿̓͗͂̈́̔͗̉̉̌̐ͅm̸̨̤͓̻̋̀́̓̃̐̇̑̃͗͒̆̕͠͠ ̷̥̯͉̱̔͂̐̀̈́͝ ̶̢̱̘͖͉̹͓͖̲͔̝̬̥̲͗́͗͑̂͑̇͊͑̃̌͘͘̚͜͝ḿ̸̞̠̙̫͆̽̈́͌͒͒͂̓̄̎͂̚͝y̷͔̖̰̯̱̬͓̼͓̹̻͍͉̞̖̆̇͊̄̈̈́̄̊͠͝ ̶̛̙̻̪̰͙̤̺͑̑̈́̿̀͛͗̋͊͐͛̓͘ ̷̖̲̉̑̂̍͒͐̚̚͠ͅm̵̧̟̬̔ų̵̛̛͚̬̟̫̤̬̹̪̪̞̝̯̩̇͌̀̃̋͜͝s̸̡̧̪̩̞̠̤̯̻͙͓̹̟͛̀̍̑̓̂̀̎́̍̎̈́͝͝͝ͅͅe̵̘̭͔͚̦̙̼̮̣̩̅̄̿͒͝ ̶̖͎̮̹̍̀̉͒̐̂̂̅̏̾̑̾͘!̶̢̢̢̤̻̪̰͍̖̻̳̱͚͙̫̔̒̔̿̈́̌̌͌̏̂͐̌͠͝͠

Whoa, that was... weird. Right? Total deja vu. 

I - I think I’m gonna go lie down.

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[astoldbyteller]

WELCOME TO MEME DAY.

Um, hello, Cherriots! So, like, I’ve totes been talking to Admin Em, and we decided we’re going to start having a fun little group activity every Saturday - and this week it’s Meme Day! You have until Monday to send out asks to your fellow players, and to post your memes. Make sure to send out as many memes as you receive -  and don’t forget to reblog this post if you want to participate. Have fun! 

who did you last message on aol?

what was your last aol message?

what is your favorite place in cherry? 

who in cherry do you wish you were closer to?

what is your character’s favorite thing about mine? 

what song have you been listening to lately?

who was your first kiss? most recent kiss?

do you like celebrating holidays? 

do you like celebrating birthdays?

what is your favorite holiday?

what is one thing you’re looking forward to about summer? 

what is in your refridgerator?

where is your favorite place to take a first date?

do you cook, or order takeout more? 

do you have any scars? 

what are 5 things your muse associates my muse with?

do you see yourself as a hero, villain, anti hero, etc?

how do you spend your weekends? 

what is your favorite movie? why? 

what do you do with your friends? 

what is your favorite tv show? 

do you sing in the shower? 

what does your morning routine look like? 

are you a neat freak, or totally unorganised? 

what do you wear to bed?

what do you usually dream about? 

what is your love language? 

what is your biggest fear?

what are you afraid of? 

how do you deal with bad memories? 

what do you think your role would be in a horror movie? do you think you’d survive? 

first girl, or final girl? 

how do you hide your secrets? 

which of the seven deadly sins do you relate to the most? 

who are you most afraid of? 

[astoldbyteller]

ever considered picking up cherry bomb now that the spots available? xoxo

Um, are you, like, seriously asking me if I want to run the Candy Girl’s defunct tell-all ‘Zine? 

Because I totally would! Sounds like the ultimate rush of power - but, like, the implications give me pause, you know? If I had to choose someone to take it over? Alice Alder, Winnie Wu, or Kitty Maddox... Alice and Winnie totes have the brains, and Kitty is, like, just mean enough to make it work. What do you say, girls? Time to take Cherry by storm? Totes won’t tell if you say yes! 

@ofwannabees @alicealder @winnifredwu 

[astoldbyteller]

LET’S BE REAL...

Another week, another opportunity to stir up some trouble! If you feel like asking - or answering - some hard truths, then totes reblog this post! If you see it on one of your fellow players blogs, then use it as an excuse to make try and make them squirm, because no asks are off limits during this honesty hour! 

So, have fun! And don’t forget to stop by As Told by Teller to drop off the latest Hot Goss with your favorite sisters... We have a new intern we’re just, like, dying to break in. Toodles! 

[caseyfm]

almost went for broken heart earrings but that’s *too* on the nose oop // @astoldbyteller

[astoldbyteller]

“I should have known that someone known only as a heartbreaker around town would show up looking like such a hunk! Bravo, Casey! And it’s such a refreshing sight to see after what can only be described as travesties from Noah and Frankie’s flannel looks.”

“I have to say I don’t think I love the red on red combo. I’m all for a matching shoe, but in a neutral color kind of way, you know? But you caught me on an off day and I am a sucker for a guy wearing earrings so... 8/10! Thanks for playing, Casey. Call me!”

[freeseyourbrain]

[astoldbyteller]

freeseyourbrain​:

𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀'𝐒 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐋, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐒?

ᴀ ꜰʀᴀɴᴋɪᴇ ꜰʀᴇᴇꜱᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋʙᴏᴏᴋ 

ft. scott freese’s flannel, some busted up tennis shoes, a trusty pair of earrings, & frankie’s holy grail cigarette case that she carries all her blunts in. @astoldbyteller

“Frankie, Frankie, Frankie... Do you and Noah Walsh, like, totally share a closet? While we’re sure the party appreciates certain - shall we say, shiny? - accessories, the fit today is a total snoozefest! Trade the flannel for a nice jacket - switch out the kicks, and totally ditch the earrings! Maybe people will stop confusing you for that drummer from Nirvana and recognize as you an actual, dateable, member of the community!” 

I gave Noah a 4/10 - so I suppose it’s only fair that you get 5/10 for being the only “”provider of goods”” at the party. Just know that it’s not your fashion choices that got you the extra point! Thanks for playing!” 

[noahrussell]

[astoldbyteller]

thewriter-noah​:

Noah vc: “I only own like 4 things” -Da flannel, dem black pants, and da kicks 

@astoldbyteller​

“A flannel, and Chucks... Total grunge classic, and totally boring, Little Russell! Please, like, step away from Kurt Cobain’s look book, and take a Tee or Two out of your older brother’s closet! We’re, like, totally begging for it. Begging.” 

“I think we’re settled on a 4/10! Points for a Classic Look, but no points for Wow-ing us... Though, we would be willing to re-evaluate, if you’ll promise that we can orchestrate your He’s All That makeover. Thanks for playing, Noah!” 

[cristianova]

[astoldbyteller]

cristianova​:

“i think crop tops are my personality now”

cristiano van allen at the after party /// @astoldbyteller

“Can you say, like - best dressed? Cristiano Van Allen certainly never fails to disappoint, and while we’re not so sure how we feel about the recent crop top trend that’s hitting the young adults of Cherry Proper... We can say without a doubt that he looks, like, absolutely delicious.” 

“9/10 stars, Cris! Mainly because we have to keep you humble. Thanks for playing!” 

[astoldbyteller]

WHO WORE IT BEST?

Um, I have the cutest little idea! I’ve been on a major shopping haul today, and I’m itching to keep the party going, so... come play ‘Who Wore it Best!’ with me!

 Everyone send me your party outfit - either by posting, or submitting to As Told By Teller - and Marissa and I will totes rate it on a scale of 1-10. If you manage to impress us, it could be totally lucrative for you....!!! But not to worry - all participants get a prize to take home from Admin Em! Let the games begin!

[astoldbyteller]

be honest, is there anyone you wish you got to hear the dirt candy girl had on them?

Um, yeah, duh! Isn’t anyone else, like, dying to know what she has on little Zevward? Besides his totally “Secret” fling with you-know-who? 

Also, like, have to hear what she has on Casey. If it’s public knowledge that he stole his best friend’s girl, then like, what dirty little things is he keeping secret? You know? 

@caseyfm @thezevking​

[astoldbyteller]

who do you think is gonna leave this summer and never come back? who do you HOPE will?

If, like, any of the Gang were actually smart they’d all leave and never come back! But if I really had to be my money on the ‘Who’s-Who’ of Splitsville, it’s gonna be Zahra, Audrina, Harvey, Mac, Pilar, and Mia, for sure.  You know, the people who are, like, actually going to make it someday? No offense, everyone else!

Now if I could choose anyone to exile from the island??? It would probably be, like, the entire Logan family? Totes a mess, and while I’d miss the public scenes, and the whole ‘broken perfection,’ thing? Can’t help but feel like Cherry would be calmer for it. 

Oh, and that girl Winnie! Does she give, like, anyone else weird vibes? Or is that just me?

@zahrajackson @staudrina @harveyiii @romxnticss @winnifredwu @miamontcya @pilarhamilton @libbylogan @sxbrinalogan​

[astoldbyteller]

fmk: the gang’s cheerleader trio

Now that’s just mean. I love all those little mean bitches equally! I think I’d fuck Zahra because... hello? Have you seen her? I feel like she’d give me a memorable night. Marry Kitty, because I just feel like we’re both so on par with one another. Like, I feel like we could just watch Spiceworld: The Movie for fifty years together and never get bored. Truly a loving marriage to one another. That means I’m gonna have to kill Audrina too, unfortunately. As much as I’d love to be with her, I’m just a little scared of that Black Widow thing. I like to see the next day after my hookups!

@zahrajackson @ofwannabees @staudrina​

[astoldbyteller]

most likely to start up a summer romance?

I seriously don’t know what the fuck is going on with those weirdos that go by the names of Rory and Noah, but I need them to make out or something because the tension is getting seriously nauseating and I don’t know how much longer I can deal with it before I upchuck. Can we all agree to just lock them in a room alone and see what happens?

I’m also still riding hard for Audrina to drop the sad sack and get back with Harvey or Casey... or both! Come on, girl, I know you have it in you to go for round two!

@rorycollins @thewriter-noah @staudrina @harveyiii @caseyfm @thezevking