Saint Petulence

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

[lovesofagnostic-deactivated2024]

[givingbadpeoplegoodideas]

caked up guy

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torso

torso

ass

leg

leg

foot

vanilla extract

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[rosysugarr]

[animusrox]

Batman Returns (1992) dir. Tim Burton

[dinosaurguy]

This is a positive post

[wormyorchids]

👍👍👍

[gunsandfireandshit]

Psych! Fucking GETS you!

[zagreus]

eraser head? why, i hardly know her head!

[zagreus]

did not mean to include the airships

[david]

[designpatternpirate]

(via david)

This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever created.

[designpatternpirate]

And this is the second oldest Post on Tumblr right now:

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[guyfierisbf]

happy mc pee pants disses kingdom hearts day

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[dovv]

[shrimpkidd]

[equius]

you just dont get this on other websites

[mycannibalromance]

y'all ever spot an end to the horrors and think "finally! an end to the horrors!" and you get there and what do you find but more horrors

[hellboys]

and now its suppertime! 

[junkfoodcinemas]

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

[animusrox]

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[kitsune-kaos]

[newskinfortheoldceremony1974]

They were called n sync because they wld get their periods at the same time

[venusprincesshigh]

[movie-gifs]

Romeo + Juliet dir. Baz Luhrmann | 1997