mostly void, partially stars

Emma. Wales. H💕

[typhlonectes]

[specialagentartemis]

In honor of the news today

[mesothelihomo]

[mesothelihomo]

[thelaurenshippen]

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[mariacallous]

[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[mikkeneko]

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

[mynameisrocks]

[orcboxer]

Bean, Bean, the wonderful cat, the more he eats the more he fat, the more he fat the louder he yells, so feed the Bean or go to hell

[orcboxer]

This post is Bean-Approved

[orcboxer]

fun fact he ended up opening tumblr

[mohnblumesworld]

[controlresonant]

[swagophile]

me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus i talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice

maid 1: poison her

maid 2: yea poison her

maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want

me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her

maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps

maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister

maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work

maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve

maid 2: MARY

maid 1: cmon mary

maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does

me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once

maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more

maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up

maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin

maid 1: how recent is the spill

maid 5: a few days old

maid 2: you're fucked

[trans-seraphim]

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

[jncos]

As far as Pokemon trainers go I'm basically a huge badass. Any kid who enters my line of sight is going to get destroyed by my Pidgey. And if that doesn’t work? I have a second Pidgey with the exact same move set.

[thecollectibles]

Rooms by Umishima Senbon

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

©东予薏米  jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival

[paramoregf]

did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

[paramoregf]

need her url

[existennialmemes]

It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I really appreciate houseplants that communicate clearly. If you are thirsty you should perk up when I water you. If you want more light you should grow when I give you more sun. If you have too much light you should start to shrivel and brown. I’ve known too many houseplants that keep their cards close to their chests like oh ho ho riddle me this you’ll never guess what I’m dying of now!!!!