Everything about nothing

My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm it shouldn't bother you. Your choice is who you choose to be, and if you're causing no harm then you're alright with me.

[memeuplift]

[faewaren]

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

[funnytwittertweets]

[gazehoundz]

you would undo God's punishment?

[funnytwittertweets]

[slowd0wnthetime-deactivated2014]

[07v]

this is it. this is the whole show

[30rockasaurus]

[superfuchsia]

ass: out

[healingisneeded]

mouth: open

[surra-de-bunda]

yall: nasty

[rawrastarainbows]

Me: With the shits

[fohmarmar]

Fuck: it

[bxtchrelax]

Pussy: poppin

[pumpkinmcqueen]

Womb: ready

[sobeitjay2]

Hea:thens

[pilotnextdoor-deactivated201901]

Woo:Chillay

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

I:havetoshit

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Dick: erect

[favoritelatina]

Y’all: corny

[liftedandgiftedd]

let people: enjoy things

[uglynxggaforeva]

N:O

[1st-1]

[certasluas]

[striders]

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

[girl-in-the-hitops]

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

[trulyvincent]

Falling Glitter

[wildplantts]

I love this so fucking much. Words can’t explain how happy I was watching this video.

[rosenrotxiii]

It’s like stardust is raining on my face

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[muppetlesbian]

a power move

[chalamet-x]

“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” - Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel

[empgonzo]

You hire Spider-Man and you fucking got Spider-Man.

[hotboyproblems]

Me as a financial advisor: Have you tried reblogging Moneycat?

[radioactivemongoose]

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

[cawfeeann]

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it