Watsons (not) Super Secret D&D Blog

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[reallivewire]

Anatomy becomes a lot less scary if you pretend the house wants to hate fuck you instead of kill you. Girl is seething and pathetic like Glados

[knightclubbing]

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[knowyournewmeme]

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

[bornagainchristianbaby]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here

[paper-wounds]

“If I Am Killed For Simply Living” — Althea Davis

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[lemonsweet]

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.

[havingapoemwithyou]

God by Langston Hughes

[iv-eyes]

made strahd in tomodachi life. . .

[ilariel]

Happy birthday my darling angel @saladcannibal

[dog-teeth]

God's First Failed Angel Lived in the Garden As a Bird

carved bluestone, ~12"x11"

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[gnawthebone]

OLD AS SHITTTTTT but here is a drawing I did ages and ages ago of ireena and strahds wives as the reluctant bride! I might redo it, it's been like a year now I think since I first made it? Maybe longer

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