i may be a lesbian but jon deserves to be hot

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i may be a lesbian but jon deserves to be hot
This was the official anthem of the Great Twisting. It played 24/7 in Sannilkov Land.Ā
this is just adhd
MAG159
Jon: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!
Martin, still transparent, in his spacey Lonely!voice: poseidon quivers before him
Jon, flipping off the remnants of Peter Lukas floating on the waters of the Lonely: fuck offffffff
Jon: Tim has been taking instagram selfies on the clock lately so Iāve been taking it upon myself to ruin as many of them as I can
Jon: I usually stand somewhere in the background where I wonāt be noticed until after he posts it making a face at a random document
Jon: heās been looking at his phone with an expression of agony so I think itās working
āāāā-
Tim: my followers keep calling my boss a DILF and asking if heās single
Tim: I hate it so much
melanie does listen to grifters bone
season 5 of the magnus archives is so fucking funny Jonny really said ānow that I have your attention letās talk about the real horror: capitalism.ā we can have little a sexy fire lesbian but first we need to discuss landlords.
Whatās especially funny is that Jude legitimately has no idea who Martin is, and definitely doesnāt care. Imagine seeing the Archivist, the most powerful avatar of the most powerful fear - who, reminder, is just some nerd you bullied like over a year ago, and have not given one iota of thought to since - waltz into your living room, and thereās just? This Guy?? With him? This Absolutely Normal Guy squeaking almost-swears at you. He doesnāt seem super stoked to be there like at all, is he also there to try and kill you? Who is he? Why is he there??
screw it, itās shitposting art time
based on this post
statement givers when gerry intervenes in them getting caught up in the nightmare fuel that is their life: who is this man. wtf. iām shaking what does he want with me
statement givers about oliver, who also shows up and says weird things: this very sad, handsome man told me i was doomed. i hope i didnāt ruin his day
yeah
if s2 jon could see s4 jon⦠well. i donāt think he would be reassured.
i hope that manuela dominguez is still alive in season 5 & every five minutes Helen has to stomp back into the hallway and yell at her for messing with the lights
Jon āputs his worst foot forward on purpose to scare people away so they wonāt try to get close or help him and trigger his survivorās guilt/anxiety around burdening otherās with his needsā: *exists*
Martin āhas a pathological need to be liked but only knows how to relate to people by fussing over them incessantlyā: *falls in love with Jon immediately*Ā
Jon: *furiously tapping his most annoying personality traits* Christ, are these things even on-
Iām back with shitty phone audio and something mediocre I recorded in the very little spare time I have today! Realised Iād never done Lost in the Cosmos here somehow, so I sung it while trying to organise some wills for my EPQ (you can totally hear me typing at times, sorry)
season 1: Jonathan Sims, head archivist of The Magnus Institute, London.
season 2: Jonathan Sims, head archivist of The Magnus Institute, London.
season 3: Jonathan Sims, hea- [sigh] former head archivist of The Magnus Institute, London
season 4: Jonathan Sims, The Archivist
season 5: [talking over some sort of distant screaming] Martin dear could you put your AirPods in so I can record my supernatural apocalypse slam poetry, I need to destress. Be careful on your walk :)
how would a melody describe itself, when asked?
tim, mag40 // griffin mcelroy, taz:balance ep 66Ā
donāt know how to make one of those aesthetic posts but. iām having feelings about how that was the last time tim ever saw sasha and he had no idea