Hoshi

“You touch me and suddenly I feel a little less war torn. I'm not sure what peace is supposed to feel like but I think it may feel a lot like you” — anatomy-of-rains

[babynapa]

hourlies

[redrobin-detective]

We know Hiccup canonically talks to Toothless so you just know -know - that Hiccup is one of those obnoxious people who chatters to their animals all the time. He makes up silly songs about dragons with no teeth who fly like the wind but is scared of spiders while working in the forge. He can go from a serious discussion to baby talk and back in moments with his dragon.

He would absolutely be the guy who does the 'news reporter interviewing animal' bit but they don't have reporters in Viking times. But Hiccup also canonically imitates his chief father so we'd get something like this.

"Now listen here beastie, Ah've heard a rumor of the most dastardly kind and I hope ya will prove me wrong. Ah've heard from reliable sources on this island, that you, the feared offspring of lightning and death... are actually just a big baby."

"Mrpp"

"Ah don't think I'm exaggerating when I saw this a very serious accusation. Yer a Night Fury fer Thor's sake! You can't be all cute and snuggly with yer big ole eyes and adorable lil ears."

"Mrrrow"

"Ya need to shape up Toothless Haddock the First! In this family only the toughest and beefiest Vikings are allowed. Full of guts and glory and not prone to chasing after a little light on the ground. So ya must promise me to stop being the biggest baby boo on the Island."

"Hrrmmm"

"Glad we sorted out, now lets affirm our deal like men and prepare ourselves for Valhalla!"

Stoick will look up from his whittling with the most resigned expression of a man who has listened to his son prattling on for hours now. He finds Hiccup on the floor with Toothless sprawled happily upside down in his lap. Hiccup his tapping playfully on his belly and the Night Fury - the scourge of the Archipelago - purrs happily to be played like bongos.

[denpasei]

Loved that one scene in Mammon's main story lolol He wanted you to know you have special privileges lmao

[arinavah]

one night seven years later

[evercelle]

"tragedies: the love was there"

[luminote]

[alyona11]

Wei Ying and his ducklings

[moobiess]

Family

[moobiess]

A day with the dads~

(Happy early father’s day!!)

[ceika111]

sometimes u just gotta return to internet to post more beefleaf stuff

[toffee-arts]

nieyao is my guilty ship ahaha im a sucker for doomed relationships;/ ironic how the butcher ended up being the butchered. (poem by: margaret atwood)

[sunderwight]

I love how the general consensus in Scum Villain ABO AU's is that whatever Shen Jiu's secondary gender was, he was lying about it.

Omega? Obviously he's going to cover that up. Potential weakness! Probably related to past traumatic experiences! No one can know! He's going to pretend to be either a Beta or an Alpha instead.

Alpha? Hates it and everyone else and has no interest in playing the type. Hides it less because of how other people might respond and more because he's having some kind of complicated dysphoria about it.

Beta? I've never see it but I bet he'd disguise that as well. He's totally an Alpha, don't ask questions, fuck off and don't violate the mile-wide personal space bubble.

Whatever Shen Jiu is, we all know he'd be wildly uncomfortable with it.

[gaywarcriminals]

#svsss#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#I think that might reflect the source of a lot of the character's contrariness#he's actually more comfortable in some ways with being misunderstood#even if it's in unflattering or outright criminal ways#because at least if he's being misunderstood then he's not truly being perceived (OP's tags)

[corpsentry]

heartlines

[soursoppi]

echoes of the heart / 心魔

[notoisstrange]

Lan family ☁️

[neo--queen--serenity]

Sure, Lan Wangji was Lan Qiren's star pupil (and de facto teacher's pet) when he and Wei Wuxian were studying at the Cloud Recesses together as teenagers. But the book never says that Lan Qiren specifically gave Lan Wangji the task of supervising Wei Wuxian in the library pavilion when he was copying texts as punishment. Any Lan pupil in good standing could have done it.

My point is, you can’t convince me that teenage Lan Wangji didn’t volunteer for this job. That he didn’t stubbornly insist, with a completely contrite demeanor, that it must be him who monitors the sexy delinquent one-on-one. It’s a terrible sacrifice, dear shufu, but someone must sit very, very close to the hot bad boy and watch his every move and correct his naughty, sexy behavior and even restrain him if necessary, and—

[neo--queen--serenity]

Sure, Lan Wangji was Lan Qiren's star pupil (and de facto teacher's pet) when he and Wei Wuxian were studying at the Cloud Recesses together as teenagers. But the book never says that Lan Qiren specifically gave Lan Wangji the task of supervising Wei Wuxian in the library pavilion when he was copying texts as punishment. Any Lan pupil in good standing could have done it.

My point is, you can’t convince me that teenage Lan Wangji didn’t volunteer for this job. That he didn’t stubbornly insist, with a completely contrite demeanor, that it must be him who monitors the sexy delinquent one-on-one. It’s a terrible sacrifice, dear shufu, but someone must sit very, very close to the hot bad boy and watch his every move and correct his naughty, sexy behavior and even restrain him if necessary, and—