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insta- pantone_ghost

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[comakitten-deactivated20170806]

I’m a sensitive little demon

[paper-backstab]

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

[paper-backstab]

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Stop romanticizing home depot

[paper-backstab]

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

[onceiwashere]

but jack off i guess

[pheraen-king01]

ADHD hell brain: you want something

Me: ok, what?

AHDH hell brain: something.

Me: …what something?

ADHD hell brain: sound.

Me: ok? Music? Netflix? YouTube?

ADHD hell brain: …..you want something…

[heavensickness]

Third base is me telling you about my father

[pukicho]

U know the world is definitely a little magical and it’s nice

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

I’M GONNA LOSE IT

[blackberryshawty]

I’m calling the police

[pinkmisspiggy]

this..hate crime…

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

this ruined my day

[pinkiering-deactivated20210927]

the kNEE PADS,

[trysomethingdifference-deactiva]

elon musk after he successfully ruins another labor union protest

[phaxes]

via weheartit

[danger]

[gusty]

[allthingseurope]

[sittinginafieldallday]

When ur the baddest bitch at trader joes and everyone knows it

[casually-fucking-up]

Adhd: Never half ass two things, half ass a thousand

[rogerwilkerson]

[quietvoiced]

[yekkes]

If you’re a man and you don’t love your girlfriend a lesbian will

[yekkes]

Consider it a Threat AND a Promise

[sarcastic-socialist]

I’m a man and if I had a girlfriend I would be the most loving partner in existence, out of a fear of justified lesbians if nothing else

[yekkes]

As You Should Be