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A Cinderella Story (2004) dir. Mark Rosman

With every update Minecraft becomes less lonely, we started on just endless plains of grass with nothing in sight and now there’s life everywhere

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The quiet sadness is beginning to fade from this once desolate world. The bees are returning to the forests. You can hear the chirping of parrots in the jungles and the yipper of foxes scurrying through the trees. The villagers have rediscovered agriculture, smithery, and finer arts like brewing and tapestry. Some have even tamed llamas and begun to travel the world.

Once barren depths, the ocean floors are now full of life, from the coral reefs now growing in warm waters to the ships that have floated to surface, all brimming with cheerful dolphins, turtles, and all kinds of fish. Even the zombies seem to have found a home under the sea, where many have taken up fishing as a hobby.

So much beauty is returning to our world.

Because the words spoken so long ago are finally coming true without as they have always been within.

And the universe said I love you.

And the universe said you are love.

And the universe said you are stronger than you know.

And the universe said you will never be alone.

thatoneuniverse

HEY WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO EMOTIONAL AND GOOD I'M GONNA CRY

Thank you so much

@demi-slime

themintycupcake

They should replace the post-Ender Dragon fight credits with this. Much less long-winded and it doesn't have Notch's name attached to it...

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catsbeaversandducks

By Grace J

soulmeitu

preparing an army

dorbu

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jeebsy

pastelaine‌:

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Now THATS what I call a big mood

W E S T V IRGIN IAAAAA

kim-jisoo

Where’s this man’s Emmy? (Captian Holt’s best bits)

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IG: Soosh

somecutething

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Oh my I was not ready for that

kyubikofang

UM OKAY so you know it’s cute in Brother Bear how Koda hitches a ride on Kenai’s back and all:

Like it’s all cute and yeah it’s Disney so I just thought is was a personification thing but I DIDN’T KNOW THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE:

My heart is dying from adorableness.

schizoauthoress

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract. And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

darkfrog24

I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio. Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like they’re on the Group W Bench.

The band was all, “We have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons. We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didn’t flamebroil any roadies.”

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interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them.

thesylverlining

…this is like the music industry version of hearing the truth behind the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit

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Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes.

pukicho

Every post on reddit is like “my wife left me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave” and there’s always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce.