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why

[angelicguy]

bodycount

[wizardnaturalist]

When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds

[memescomedy]

[andre-pick-up-the-phone-deactiv]

me: middle school honor student about to go into high school

undiagnosed mental illness:

[teaboot]

Guys. Guys. Calculating tips. Just. Look at your bill. And move the decimal point one step left. That’s ten percent. Double that number. Now it’s twenty percent.

$100.00 bill? $10.000. Ten dollars. Double it. Twenty dollars. That’s a 20% tip.

$67.50? Now it’s $6.750. $6.75? Might as well be $7. Double it. Roughly $14. You’re not going to miss the change.

Please. I failed math three times

[tacomel420]

FLAWLESS

[isawyoufly]

FUCKING THANK YOU this is literally the ONLY math lesson my dad taught me and it wasn’t even for tipping but it’s so EASY

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Walk a mile in these lubed Batons...

[derpiana]

[astrid1251]

Wisdo is a free app of anonymous support groups. Find wisdom from people who have been there.

[karazrel]

hozier is literally the only valid man

[jackmeatington]

i’m sitting in a bathroom stall at work desperately trying to stifle my laughter

[c-bassmeow]

I’m going to fucking die from this

[chingonax-deactivated20201106]

My last two brain cells fighting to stay positive

[unbotheredmuse]

the woman you’re becoming will cost you people, relationships, spaces, and material things. choose her over everything.

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[kosmonin]

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like

[unhingedbabe]

[teenagedream]

how to make tea