Collector of Cat Butt Mugs

30-something. Someone’s mom. Rambling and memes.

[astringofpearls]

This week in dating app adventures:

* Flirted HEAVILY with a doctor from work who keeps “accidentally” swiping on me on various apps

* Matched with a man in an open marriage only to later realize it was a dad from school. We shut it down as soon as we realized what was happening.

* Got a message (we didn’t match, he just did a “super like” so I could see his message) from an 18 YEAR OLD

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bearcatcatbear]

Today is the only day you can summon the energy to reblog this.

[m4nicpsych0]

abandonment issues slayyyy

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[fairyturds]

Get your lawyer

[astringofpearls]

TMI under the cut

I did the dating apps for a few weeks and then got super overwhelmed and deleted them.

But! I ended up with a fairly nice friends-with-benefits situation with a guy in my town. He’s the first guy I’ve slept with since my ex and it’s so much fun.

I didn’t really have a “ho phase.” This is the first time I’m having something casual and it’s really refreshing.

[stuckinapril]

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

[tastylemonbread]

[hockeydiva]

my collection

[goth-queen]

[noartnowritingsorry]

Oh no…

[autistic-speedbump]

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[astringofpearls]

I’ve reached the “no one is ever going to love me again and I’m going to die alone” stage of grieving my marriage

[astringofpearls]

My therapist told me I was a good client and my brain went “ yes! I am getting good grades in therapy!”