Bearcat Catbear

Whatever pronouns. Neither a spring nor a summer chicken. Prolific haver of cats. Have no bears. Clowns rule everything around me.

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[qwantzfeed]

follow me for more pick-up advice, i’m something of a pick-up artist myself (I have cross-stitched my pick-up advice into very appealing pieces, each is one-of-a-kind and available at the art shows i’m participating in this summer)

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[newsandstuffisee]

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[chemicalcain]

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

[ariadne-mouse]

he is Calculating

[theotherwesley]

thoughts have to be tilted in order to go into the right part of brain for solve

[cryptokitsch]

american cryptid: seventeen terrifying demons accosted me in my woodland shed and i kilt ‘em all with my scattergun

european cryptid: legends say a terrifying beast lives in the loch… an ancient and spiritual faerie, don’t go out in the woods at night or lest ye be scurried away by the mushrooms

japanese cryptid: one time i saw a really fat snake

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[sammiesweetheart]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[depsidase]

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

[figtreeandvine]

I have friends a quarter of my age, if that counts?

[copperbadge]

If I was friends with someone 184 years old I would never shut up about it. They would be "my friend who is 184 years old..." every time I opened my mouth at least until next year when they would become my friend who is 185 years old.

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[carbon-ate]

[transjester64]

Adding this from the comments...

[moniquill]

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

The tiger

He is in a tube

yes

YES

The tiger can roam

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

It’s so nice of this zoo to add environmental enrichment for their human inhabitants, replicating the feeling of a big cat possibly being above your head.