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The sign ruling your 5th house can indicate what movies you might mostly be into!

5H in Scorpio = movies revolving around mystery, magic, crime, the supernatural, intense love affairs, legacies

If this is your ruler, you might enjoy ‘The Alienist’, ‘Money Heist’, ‘Vincenzo’, ‘Sweet Home’, ‘Dynasty’, ‘Lucifer’, ‘The Mess You Leave Behind’, ‘YOU’, ‘Stranger Things’, ‘The Matrix’

5H in Libra = movies revolving around art, make up, fashion, garden decoration, all sorts of luxury (luxurious social circles, luxurious furniture, etc.), romance, musicians

If this is your ruler, you might enjoy ‘Midnight in Paris’, ‘Loving Vincent’, ‘Singapore Social’, ‘Sex and The City’, ‘Burlesque’, ‘Get Organized with the Home Edit’, ‘Gatsby’, ‘Notting Hill’, ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’, ‘Miss Congeniality’, ‘Fix Upper’, ‘Miss Americana’, ‘Next In Fashion’, ‘Dream Home Make Over’, ‘Abstract The Art Of Design’, ‘Gossip Girl’

5H in Sagittarius = movies revolving around travel, adventures, institutions, sports, philosophy, dreams, religion, law, science, the unknown & foreign

If this is your ruler, you might enjoy ‘Vincenzo’, ‘Into The Wild’, ‘The Way’, ‘The Umbrella Academy’, ‘Focus’, ‘My Beautiful Broken Brain’, ‘Midnight in Paris’, ‘Down to Earth with Zac Efron’, ‘The Tourist’, ‘The Mind Explained’, ‘The Theory Of Everything’, ‘Black Mirror’

5H in Aquarius = movies revolving around the supernatural, social movements, future, architecture, religion, institutions, freedom, various cultures, religions, sexualities & races, psychology, conspiracy theories

If this is your ruler, you might enjoy ‘Black Mirror’, ‘Moonlight’, Ex Machina’, ‘Hidden Figures’, ‘V For Vendetta’, ‘Inside The Freemasons’, ‘The Matrix’, ‘King: A Filmed Record… Montgomery to Memphis’, ‘Inception’, ‘Little Big Women’, ‘The Alienist’

5H in Taurus = movies revolving around money, jewelry, music, food, design, dance, business

If this is your ruler, you might enjoy ‘Money Heist’, ‘Chef’s Table’, ‘Gatsby’, ‘This Is It’, ‘Burlesque’, ‘Dynasty’, ‘The Tourist’

5H in Pisces = movies revolving around emotions, love, the entertainment industry, water (be it the topic or simply the location of the movie), institutions (esp. hospitals), conspiracies, mysticism

If this is your ruler, you might enjoy ‘When The Camellia Bloom’, ‘Hotel Del Luna’, ‘Midnight in Paris’, ‘Mulholland Drive’, ‘Romance is a Bonus Book’, ‘It’s Okay Not to Be Okay’, ‘Gaga Five Foot Two’, ‘Who Killed Sara?’

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[alexandrastillreadsthings]

anyway ffh is a great superhero movie but it’s not a spiderman movie

[alexandrastillreadsthings]

Peter Parker is a fucking loser. Peter Parker is a social outcast. Peter Parker’s costume has blood on it from poking himself with a needle as he sewed it himself in a shitty little queens apartment. He did NOT have access to billion dollar tech. He wasn’t iron man’s little pet project. He is his own man, he is a hero because of who he is. Not because some asshole thought he was special. Peter Parker’s life is defined by his own choices. Uncle Ben’s death was the catalyst for his entire life. This good, ordinary man. This poor, hardworking, plain man who loved his family. THAT is Spider-Man’s legacy. Not tony stark.

[smalldoll]

AND I FEEL GOD IN THIS POST TONIGHT

[sasstrologyquing]

Writers with your Venus Sign.

• Aries Venus: “There is no greater glory than to die for love.” - Gabriel García Márquez , Love in the Time of Cholera.

• Taurus Venus: “To be together again, after so long, who love the sunny wind, the windy sun, in the sun, in the wind, that is perhaps something, perhaps something.”- Samuel Beckett, Watt.

• Gemini Venus: “In black ink my love may still shine bright.”- William Shakespeare, Shakespeare’s Sonnets.

• Cancer Venus: “The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.”- Ernest Hemingway, Men Without Women.

• Leo Venus: “Seize the moments of happiness, love and be loved! That is the only reality in the world, all else is folly.”- Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace.

• Virgo Venus: “My heart is wax molded as she pleases, but enduring as marble to retain.”- Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, La Gitanilla El Amante Liberal (Novelas Ejemplares, Obra Completa 6).

• Libra Venus: “The very essence of romance is uncertainty.”- Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays.

• Scorpio Venus: “The more I know of the world, the more I am convinced that I shall never see a man whom I can really love. I require so much!”- Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility.

• Sagittarius Venus: “I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.”- Rudyard Kipling, The Cat That Walked by Himself: And Other Stories.

• Capricorn Venus: “What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.”- Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov.

• Aquarius Venus: “To be left alone is the most precious thing one can ask of the modern world.”- Anthony Burgess, Homage To Qwert Yuiop: Essays.

• Pisces Venus: “Years of love have been forgot, In the hatred of a minute.”-Edgar Allan Poe, The Complete Stories and Poems.

[mossofthewoodsjewelry]

Moss of the Woods Hair Fork Giveaway!

Hey folks! To commemorate the release of the new hair forks in my shop, I’ve decided to do a giveaway for the very first Wild Thyme hair fork I made. As I said when I originally showed it off, the soldering on the joints is a little rough due to it being my first attempt, but it’s not something that’s very obvious when worn.

To enter, please reblog this post and tag it as “entry” (putting it in the body text or the replies doesn’t count I’m afraid). A winner will be drawn tomorrow at around 9pm EST via a random number generator.

Please be at least 18 years of age to enter or have the consent of a recipient over the age of 18.

Multiple reblogs count but if I see you reblogging, for instance, 10+ times consecutively, I will likely discount your entries.

Several other similar hair forks are available for purchase at the Moss of the Woods store!

This giveaway is in no way affiliated with Tumblr and is being run solely by me

[mossofthewoodsjewelry]

Drawing a name in a few hours!

[thewiccawitchofthewest]

Hello again, everyone!

This is my second spell jar blog post of the day and it’s one that was requested a little while ago, and was also one of the first spell jars I came up with myself.

This is the Little Bottle Of Peace which does exactly what it says on the tin.

When life is getting too busy and I start to find everything stressful, it helps me a lot to have something calm to focus on and centre myself.

I only hope it can help some of you too.

The ingredients you need to make this jar are:

Rosemary - for love, long life, happiness

Marjoram - for harmony, peace, tranquillity

Cloves - for healing

Lavender - for dispelling depression, and for healing and peace

Sandalwood oil - for meditation

I sealed the jar with blue bluebell-scented wax.

I chose blue wax because it symbolises freedom, sensitivity, and faith.

I chose candles that were bluebell-scented because bluebells symbolise humility and constancy.

The blue glitter was a bonus because, quite frankly, I don’t think glitter has ever made anything worse before. Also it’s very, very pretty. Who doesn’t love blue glitter?

If anyone tries making this spell jar, I’d love to see it. Please tag me in it because it would make me so happy!

Thank you for your support and I hope you all have a wonderful week!

Also, if anyone has any requests for spell jars, please send them over to me!

- Katy

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The fire signs don’t believe in death.

Aries is too young. Leo is too present. Sagittarius knows that death is not the end.

The air signs don’t care about death.

Gemini doesn’t believe in the existence of pure nothingness - death must be a misunderstanding. Libra believes in Heaven - he knows he’ll find love and peace once he goes. Aquarius is excited to go home.

The water signs accept death.

Cancer and Scorpio are both born knowing Death, and they rarely leave the earth fearing Him. They feel Him at all times, just as they feel Life at all times. Pisces has this knowledge, too, but she prefers to focus less on its inevitability and more on the calm, silent waters that come after she goes, before she comes back.

The earth signs expect death.

That and taxes.

[virgoassbitch]

Mood

[jumex]

Oh wow

[astrologistics]

Signs as strange weather phenomenons

Aries: Fire twister

Taurus: Double rainbow

Gemini: Ball Lightning

Cancer: White rainbow

Leo: Catatumbo lightning

Virgo: Lenticular clouds

Libra: Moonbow

Scorpio: Waterspout

Sagittarius: Volcanic Plume

Capricorn: Morning Glory

Aquarius: Blue jet

Pisces: Brinicle

[celestialitea]

I WENT THROUGH GOOGLE IMAGES TO GET A PICTURE OF EACH ONE OF THESE PHENOMENA YOU ARE WELCOME

Aries: Fire twister

Taurus: Double rainbow

Gemini: Ball Lightning

Cancer: White rainbow

Leo: Catatumbo lightning

Virgo: Lenticular clouds

Libra: Moonbow

Scorpio: Waterspout

Sagittarius: Volcanic Plume

Capricorn: Morning Glory

Aquarius: Blue jet

Pisces: Brinicle

Oh, and a bonus picture I found which was cool (pretend it’s for Ophiuchus or something): 

[astrologistics]

^ I hereby commend this beautiful person for doing a thing!

[messgalore]

Thank you, because I had no idea what a Moonbow was.

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Amazing

[a-simple-lee]

THIS IS SO COOL WHAT

[b11tchin]

I’M A WHITE RAINBOW THAT’S SO COOL

[your-favourite-zodiacs]

The signs as moments of the breakfast club

Aries: bender taking the blame when everyone is running away from mr. vernon // claire’s secret lipstick talent

Taurus: brian when he’s hiding the weed in his pants // brian when he was explaining the elephant lamp

Gemini: claire and bender’s face when andrew was pulling food out from his lunch // allison wanting to move away from home and see the world

Cancer: the soft song that plays in the background when Andrew sees Allison’s makeover and melts the audience’s heart (love theme by Keith Forsey) // brian writing the essay for everyone to share

Leo: andrew having to deal with the pressure he faces from his coach, friends and father // andrew and allison having a moment about their parents

Virgo: when allison knows all of brian’s information because she stole his wallet // bender and allison calling claire a tease

Libra: brian, allison, claire and andrew covering for bender when he’s hiding under the table // bender falling through the roof of the library when escaping the broom closet

Scorpio: claire being conceited and brian calling her out // the horror in bender’s face when mr. vernon wants him to fight

Sagittarius: andrew protecting claire throughout the movie from bender // when brian starts to call andrew “andy”

Capricorn: when “don’t you forget about me” plays for the end of the movie // bender raising his fist in the air

Aquarius: claire kissing bender’s neck // when andrew starts laughing when brian said he had a flare gun

Pisces: brian having a fake ID so he can vote // allison and brian wanting to be friends even after detention

[astroavian]

The Signs as the Off Colors

Rutile Twins: Gemini, Virgo, Pisces

Rhodonite: Cancer, Leo, Aquarius

Padparascha: Taurus, Libra, Sagittarius

Fluorite: Aries, Scorpio, Capricorn

[poke-problems]

POKEMON ASTROLOGY SIGNS.

Vulpix - You are very energetic, courageous and quick witted! You love attention. However, you might find yourself being impulsive and impatient, and possibly be a little bit selfish.

Growlithe - You are patient, reliable, loyal and very detirmined to achieve your goals. Be careful of becoming possessive, self-indulgent or greedy, though. 

Eevee - You’re very adaptive of any environment you happen to find yourself in. You’re also very intellectual and witty. However, a cunning person like you might find themselves being nervous, tense and afraid of imperfection.

Mew - You’re a sympathetic person, so you may find that other people’s joys and sorrows become your own. You’re also cautious, and can be very protective of those close to you. You may have a habit of being overemotional or moody, and you probably find it hard to let go of things you love.

Wigglytuff - You’re probably the most generous and warmhearted person you know. Your enthusiasm causes people to like being around you. You’re faithful, and very loving. However, you might find yourself becoming bossy and patronizing without noticing.

Dragonair - You are a pretty modest person, right? And shy, as well. You’re a very good listener, and very diligent, too! You’re incredibly intelligent and analytical. On the downside, you might find yourself worrying about many things, including not being perfect. You also may come across as harsh sometimes, intentional or not.

Persian - You have a lot of charm. You’re a very easy going person, and you’re very sociable. You might even be called a flirt! You’re also quite changeable, or easily influenced, so be careful who you hang out with. Try your best to make your own decisions.

Pikachu - When you know what you want, you’re detirmined to get it and can be very forceful about it. You’re very passionate about many things. People are drawn to you because of your exciting, electric personality. You may have a habit of becoming jealous or resentful, though, and you can also be very secretive.

Clefairy - You are definitely an optimist. You enjoy the feeling of being free, and don’t let heavy emotions weigh you down. You’re a very honest and straightforward person. Sometimes, though, your optimism blinds you from the truth, and causes you to be careless and irresponsible.

Haunter - You’re a very practical person, and also very disciplined. People may look up to you for that. You’re also very humorous- on purpose or simply by accident! However, you may tend to be very pessimistic and judgemental. Lighten up! 

Bulbasaur - You are very friendly, honest and loyal. You’re very good at using your imagination, and have many original thoughts. You’re also very good at being independent- you probably prefer to be alone in a lot of your free time. You’re not very emotional, though, and you tend to be unpredictable. Don’t be afraid to show your emotions.

Lapras - You’re very sensitive to the world around you. You try your best to be kind to others, and help out as much as you possibly can. You rarely worry about your own needs- you’re happy as long as the ones you care about are. However, you’re very idealistic, and feel let down when things don’t go as planned. You may also be easily led.

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the signs as film cinematography aesthetics

ARIES: Oldboy (2003, dir. Chan-wook Park)

TAURUS: Amélie (2001, dir. Jean-Pierre Jeunet)

GEMINI: Synecdoche, New York (2008, dir. Charlie Kaufman)

CANCER: Daisies (1966, dir. Věra Chytilová)

LEO: The Great Gatsby (2013, dir. Baz Luhrmann)

VIRGO: The Skin I Live In (2011, dir. Pedro Almodóvar)

LIBRA: Vivre Sa Vie (1962, dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

SCORPIO: Let The Right One In (2008, dir. Tomas Alfredson)

SAGITTARIUS: Edward Scissorhands (1990, dir. Tim Burton)

CAPRICORN: Vertigo (1958, dir. Alfred Hitchcock)

AQUARIUS: The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari (1920, dir. Robert Wiene)

PISCES: Requiem For A Dream (2000, dir. Darren Aronofsky)

[astroavian]

What your birth chart will teach you

Sun: Why do I act and express myself the way I do

Moon: Why do I react and feel the way I do

Ascendent: Why do I see and meet the world the way I do

Mercury: Why do I think and communicate the way I do

Venus: Why do I express affection the way I do

Mars: Why do I express anger and passion the way I do

Jupiter: Where do I feel most confident and where do I push my luck

Saturn: Where do I feel most anxious and where do I need to realize authority

Uranus: Where do I rebel and innovate

Neptune: Where do I lose touch with reality and how do I escape it

Pluto: Where do I feel most powerless and how do I need to let go of ego to transform

Midheaven: What do I want to achieve and who do I want to become

Descendent: What do I project on other people

Immum Coeli: How has my upbringing affected my psychological roots

[palmfulofstars]

rising signs and the energies they give out

aries: masculine energies. very physical, body oriented. touchy-feely. fast pace of movement. very upfront. perky and zealous. loud laughter, but you know when they’re upset because the heat and irritation radiates off them, hard to ignore

taurus: stable and centred. empathic. slow pace of movement. grounded, calming presence. a face you want to tell all your problems to. very still, can be lazy languid at times. funny and charming, deep laughs and kind eyes

gemini: two styles - dark, introverted, hard shell, may come across intimidating at first. once part of their trusted inner circle, they are excellent conversationalists, able to engage in complex conversations with the blend of empathy and rationale, feeling and thought. second are more extroverted, easily connects with all sorts of people, (sometimes superficially). high energy either viscerally through body or intellectually through speech

cancer: calm, still and contemplative. the moon’s pull of the ocean can draw you in to an embodying embrace, or pull you under if the mood befalls them. communicates in feelings, can change the energies in a room unconsciously

leo: brazen and gregarious. loud laughter. energy and joy radiates. expression, vivacity. warmth. shares passions ambitions and encourages you in your own. feel energised after being around them. fun and authentic, no pretences 

virgo: quiet…may come off as reserved or even hard to get to know. hard shell. however, when you speak to them, they are kind, prioritise kindness over niceness. they see through superficiality, and will waste no time on those they regard as inauthentic. 

libra: graceful, light on the feet. balanced. elegance to their movement. quiet, but balanced. still and contemplative. conflict averse, harmonious, easy to talk to. easy to feel comfortable around. similar to pisces, but libra ascendants tend to be a bit more aloof

scorpio: enigmatic and charismatic. mysterious and seductive, draws people in. a quiet, strong intensity emanates from them. masters of persuasion and charm, eyes that see past lies, sarcastic humour

sagittarius: visceral , always moving, hard to stand still. enjoys throwing themselves into the heart of the action. experience things through the body, feelings are not hidden, but drawn out through physical experience. engaging

capricorn: bit of the outsider looking in, carries out things diligently. blunt communication style. slow movement but very reliable…rooted in realities, once behind a cause (whether person, or conceptual) it is hard for them to budge. stable and clear cut

aquarius: can be slightly blunt. quirky and aloof. very observant, unafraid to voice oppositional or different views. rebellious free spirited and channels energies through creative and/or intellectual endeavours……literally a breath of fresh air, see things in a different way around them, curiously

pisces: adapts to environments. good listeners. quiet, deep eyes. contemplative. sympathetic, soft. feel at peace with yourself when you are around them…..matches energies in room naturally, genuine care and can get lost in intimate conversation

[astroavian]

The signs + fantasy elements

Royalty - King/Queen: Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn

Royalty - Princess/Prince: Leo, Taurus, Pisces, Gemini

Chosen One: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Dragons: Aries, Scorpio, Libra, Taurus

Mermaids: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces

Mischievous Fae Folk: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius

Angels: Taurus, Leo

Gods/Goddesses: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

Vampires: Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces

Travel Companion to Chosen One: Cancer, Virgo

Forbidden Lovers: Cancer+Capricorn, Gemini+Sagittarius

Valkyries: Taurus, Cancer, Gemini, Capricorn, Aquarius

Tragic Seer/Seeress: Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces

Magic Users: Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

Talking Animals: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius

Time Travelers, Lost in Time: Leo, Aquarius

Pirates: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius

Hero/Villain - Used to be ex-Friends/Lovers: Cancer+Leo, Aries+Virgo, Taurus+Gemini

Tragic Death from Saving Everyone: Cancer, Aquarius, Pisces

[astroavian]

contradicting squads

scary but cute: scorpio, cancer, aries

nice but rude: leo, libra, gemini

blunt but shady: sagittarius, aquarius, scorpio

weird but cool: virgo, pisces, capricorn

confident but insecure: gemini, leo, capricorn

friendly but shy: taurus, virgo, cancer

awkward but smooth: leo, aquarius, aries

honest but reserved: scorpio, libra, pisces

angry but chill: aries, libra, cancer

hot but dorky: gemini, aquarius, capricorn

wild but calm: sagittarius, taurus, pisces

stubborn but easygoing: taurus, virgo, sagittarius

[miamumu]

[ayyystrology]

Signs that the signs like you:

Aries: - probably texting u a lot - touchy feely as hell - will be pretty direct - confident anywhere but around you

Taurus: - will tease u - does small but significant things for u - makes lots of jokes - will never be blunt

Gemini: - very flirty - constantly stalking u tbfh - laughs like 3x harder than usual - and probably extremely extroverted

Cancer: - has deep convos with you - asks u about UR health - becomes a bit more clingy - will def want to hang out with u at 2am

Leo: - prepare for showing off 24/7 - gets embarrassed if they make themselves look like an idiot - if they REALLY like u they’ll share their insecurities - super selfless toward u

Virgo: - comes out of their shell - may even flirt a little;)) who knew?? - lit changes their day to make urs easier - will be very shy and flustered

Libra: - will want to be with u 24/7 - flirty and smiles lOTs - probably plays hard to get with u - not to forward/ direct with emotions

Scorpio: - one minute they are clingy and pay ALL their attention 2 u + the next they are distant n cold - deep convos allll day - will tease u, but reassures u it’s a joke - has a special place for u in their heart

Sagittarius: - literally probably will just tell u bc they love hard in the moment and cannot hide it - NO boundaries. - will do lil surprises for u - so unpredictable?? Wants to take u to all their rebellious adventures

Capricorn: - loosens up around you - will speak a lot about themselves, especially things that mean a lot to them - may be shy and a bit blunt, but that’s because they’re scared to mess up - most likely won’t tell u for ages

Aquarius: - looking 👀 at u all the time - a lot of communication - you will most likely have to look in between the lines to see if this sign likes u - teasing

Pisces: - wants to share ideas and emotions with u - probably stares at u for a weird amount of time but only because they’re daydreaming into ur eyes - speaks about the future with you - cares a LOT for u

*check ur Venus and if ur a guy maybe ur mars*