Maio Cabaio y sus compinches asexuales

[birdandmoon]

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

[nicodoll]

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

[extradan]

pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px

i dont use that trick

[nicodoll]

[sheikofthesheikah]

this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

[chikendog-deactivated20211002]

дякую

[uptodaete]

[vrystol]

oh my god

[traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs]

Reblogging again for my inflation artist followers. XDDD

[etherealpanacea]

This is absolutely the most unnecessary addition to this post you could have ever made.

[anarchy-punk-deactivated2020011]

[byjove]

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

[dopaminerjic]

just blocked a bunch of terfs, and as op may well be aware already, they’ve been rbing the unedited version of this post. on the brighter side, you can now hover over several radfem blogs and see some variation of this

[byjove]

Yeppp. That’s why I had to add the banner. Blocking them is like whack-a-mole.

[byjove]

…..ok

[haiyuki]

my bf found the image so i can explain it now

my mom would write bible verses on like anything when i was younger so this happened

[byjove]

OH THATS REALLY FUNNY

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[padme-amidala]

You have fought this evil before and you have won. I know it’s not fair to ask more of you. But I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t think this was the only way.

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[onion-souls]

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

[sonatine]

[madlori]

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

[super-affection]

who has that one video of someone playing some survival game and some player runs by blasting death grips while being chased by animals and it just fades into the distance

[azothean]

[tachonis]

[crossroadsbishounen]

naruto isnt trans

oh really????? then explain THIS

[astromaio]

Maio, ponte a estudiar

La mamá de Lez a Maio Cabaio, cuando ésta le hacía una encuesta sobre si se comía los mocos, 2016. (via astromaio)

*Mejor editado ever*(?

- Lez

[astromaio]

Abril, ponte a estudiar

La mamá de Lez a Abril, cuando ésta le hacía una encuesta sobre si se comía los mocos, 2016.

[astromaio]

Cuando la conversación se pone muy homosexual y no quieres que se note, pero no puedes decir ‘bro’.

[astromaio]

Maio a la madre de Lez: Tiene una hija maravillosa.

Lez: Awwwwww...

Madre de Lez: Nah, es mejor la mamá.

[astromaio]

Tu Dios patriarcal me oprime

Lez, 2016, hablando acerca de la menstruación

[astromaio]

Raviolli Raviolli gime the formuolli to feel alive again.

[astromaio]

Me: I'm tired

Voice inside my head: Hi tired, I'm dad

[astromaio]

YOLO

Lez, antes de hacer una pendejada.

[astromaio]

Denephew: Me siento como Yisus.

Lez: ¿Muerta y con hoyos?

Denephew: No. Como resucitada a la fuerza.

[astromaio]

Personas normales: ¡¿Quién publica tonterías a las 3am?!

Yo: ¡Oh!, ¡Tres de la mañana! *Publica tonterías*