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#Oh I thought I heard the clippity clop of a queuenicorn

i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

da-riya

#Oh I thought I heard the clippity clop of a queuenicorn

zootycoon-archive

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

loseremo

syzygy-yzygy

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

#Oh I thought I heard the clippity clop of a queuenicorn

actualnymph

“AI generated-”

#Oh I thought I heard the clippity clop of a queuenicorn

would-you-punt-them

americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

#Oh I thought I heard the clippity clop of a queuenicorn

tesseracaque

What a wonderful piece of media! Surely the fandom will be literate and normal

#Oh I thought I heard the clippity clop of a queuenicorn

nattousan

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

nattousan

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw