no i don't want to fucking play checkers with you

cole (she/they) // 26 ny // being served a perpetual draw four card

[jarondont]

we will make it

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[syrnyj]

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[courfeyracs-swordcane]

Les mis fans on June sixth

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[comikbook]

i love when my dad sends me videos of his dog bc his phone quality is so bad its like 3 pixels and it fucking kills me

[comikbook]

like im sure thats probably him

[batsplash]

mini project hail mary sketch dump 💫 this movie has completely taken over my brain

[thoughtcascades]

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[thulium]

[reading-writing-revolution]