i have no idea what im doing in life

Ni haody yall

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[mockiatoh]

This post changed us fundamentally

[cowboybaedling]

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

[grawly]

shut the fuck up

[versace-mauser]

[murdernachos]

[astronomyyy]

i think im back on this cursed app fuck

[shmothman]

one of the things my little brother and i do to each other is announce our presence by yelling HEWWO??? whenever we get home but. this has now caused our dad to also, upon getting home from work, throw the door open and yell. in the daddest voice possible. HEWWO???

[bewarewoof]

You Canned These Worms. Now Lie In It

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

Imagine hearing "go touch grass" from a 16 year old...... go touch a high school diploma

[sunbathe]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

[i124you]

me having a depressive episode

[fluoride-bomb]

me fucking it up bc I got moves and bitches love me

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

[carnelianfoxx]

i hope this email fucks your wife

[tlirsgender]

Why the fuck are dads just like *grunts* *sniffs* *sigh* *cough* *sniff* *grunts* like sir can I help you

[tlirsgender]

How could I forget the classic Most Frightening God Damn Sneeze You've Heard In Your Life

[s00nstuck023]

2021 be like: I'm thriving. I'm miserable. I am revisiting old hobbies. None of my hobbies are fun. I'm walking a lot. I have a vitamin D deficiency. The pandemic has lasted one month. The pandemic is over. The pandemic has lasted for 10 years. I am completely isolated. I talk to my friends constantly. I love working from home. Fourteen months have vanished from existence. I have a repetitive stress injury from working from home. I'm sick to death of working from home. Everyone is getting vaccinated. There's three new variants that no-one is vaccinated from. Stay indoors. Start going out. Outdoor dining. Restart the economy. Don't touch. Isn't it great that we're finally going back to normal?

[probablyasocialecologist]

[halalcocaine]

there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.

[weirdmageddon]

cosmo wanda i wish every bitcoin miner goes to hell no matter what

[mad-lady-with-a-box11]

Being an Adult is really interfering with my Video Game time, sucks man

[finelythreadedsky]

dark academia is just when the lightbulbs in the library haven’t been replaced in nine years

[terpsikeraunos]

dark academia is when your department is in the basement

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope when anime conventions open back up they only allow cosplays of characters with pandemic-appropriate masks so 80% of the people there are dressed like kakashi

[sabertoothwalrus]

walking down hall A to the artist alley and it just looks like

[1eona]

heye every one.

[1eona]

i have on important announcemen t to make.

[1eona]

sam.

[1eona]