sooweemama

I eat the astrophage ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧ I could be watching Holland March screaming 'JESUS' for 25 hours and you wouldn't know.

[emptyingthespiral]

Seb’s a cat…. And this is my proof

20 secs of this man getting scared in three different scenes and then tryna nonchalantly play it off

[astrophage2912]

I have never been one for romance movies but la la land just changes my whole perspective.

Ryan Gosling how are you creating these life-changing masterpieces.

never in my LIFE have I been this moved by movies before.

Project hail mary and la la land changed smt in me bro...

Edit: wait fuck that make it EVERY Ryan gosling movie.

[astrophage2912]

I NEEDNEED a ironfox au that focuses on how Tony is like extremely rich and Grace is broke asf. He rides a BIKE. Like the parallels of Grace riding a bike next to a red sports car wld be amazing. And like he would genuinely reject ANY sort of expensive gift from Tony because he thinks Tony is tryna make fun of him.

PLEASE THERE ARE LIKE 58 FICS ON AO3 AND IVE READ THEM ALL PLEASE GIVE ME MY ENEMIES TO LOVERS BROKE X RICH TROPE PLEASE SPEED I NEED THIS

[enthyrea]

rip tony stark you woulda loved ryland grace

[astrophage2912]

Whoever suggested me to watch La la land I really hope your secret websites get shut down you have just emotionally traumarised me. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

[writingdose]

[astrophage2912]

First time nervous, kinda writing a fic

Please do ignore my very crusty laptop screen

Also, it's language teacher simon x science teacher grace! Yippeeeeee

[astrophage2912]

Really invested in Project Hail Mary and the Coltland AU right now! Not my best work, just a little drawing to satisfy the itch!

[apufferfishy]

"Don't you get tired of reading the same scenarios of BloodyMary fanfic again and again?"

No.

60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Grace and Rocky find a submarine floating in space...

Me: A SUBMARINE? tell me more

60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Simon iron lung is there

Me: omg Simon iron lung is there

[idgabuck]

Can you imagine streamer Simon and science teacher Grace? Grace’s students don’t know that they’re dating or live together so Grace often hears his students talk about Simon and what games they really want him to play live (and if Grace suggests them to Simon and Simon plays them then he’s not gonna tell his students. He feels like a spy)

Cut to, one night, Simon’s streaming and he looks to his left to see Grace bringing him some water and food and Simon gets this lovesick look on his face and says “thanks Star.” And the chat are going crazy because “Simon has a partner?!” They hear a man softly telling Simon that he’s welcome and asking what time he’s finishing streaming so he can finish his marking before then so they can actually spend some time together (Grace watches Simon’s streams whilst he’s working on lesson planning and stuff)

Simon mumbles something about another hour then he’s “all yours” and Simon goes off screen a bit to kiss Grace as Grace doesn’t like being on camera. What Grace doesn’t know is that some people in chat saw his fox cardigan (like the front bit). Grace leaves the room and chat is going crazy speculating who it could be.

The next day, Grace makes the mistake of wearing his fox cardigan to class because his students who watched the stream last night are freaking out.