A Pufferfish

Queer thats all you need to know // 23 yo // Owner of dumb cats // Multifandom trash // Sometimes does fanfics and art that I'll probably never finish //

[apufferfishy]

Octopus's Garden

The journey to Erid was long and tedious, despite Rocky's best efforts to abate the boredom, four years with only a bossy rock for company is enough to drive anyone insane. 

Upon arrival, sick and malnourished, Grace expects to be met with confusion and fear from the eridians, demands for explanations, and a long and drawn-out process to create living conditions for him.

What he does not expect to find is another human, comfortably living at the eridians' best recreation of an apple orchard and fiercely attached to Rocky’s mate, Adrian.

...

And it is officially out. I am pleased to present my brainchild for the BloodyMary fandom. Once again, all my love to @m00ntunaart for creating this idea and to @blonsh, who asked to be tagged even before I had a real chapter completed.

[apufferfishy]

"I am a minor do not interact"

And then you are rebloging and commenting on mature content posts, saying some nasty shit and criticizing everyone.

This isn't Twitter bitch.

The internet is a space for everyone and it is up to YOU to filter your content.

And one more thing, this is tumblr, its fucking hard to reach some content you did not personally looked for.

So before accusing people of witchcraft please answer what the fuck were you doing in the devil's sacrament in the first place?

Stop using "I'm a minor" as an excuse to be a piece of shit online

[graves-yard]

I couldn’t not add Elli. I literally had to add Elli. Happy pride month elli the blood eel

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[butterchickenwhat]

Hey so I fuck with bloodymary as much as the next person but can I like talk about something rq?

Why are so many people making Simon a brute.

Actually no, scratch that. I know why. I’m like 90% it’s racism + heteronormative dynamics

It’s not all of art/fics, but it’s definitely some of them. Simon DOES have anger issues and he does have violent tendencies, B U T he’s also so much more than that. He’s shown throughout the entire movie to be clever, determined, and hopeful. In fact I’d argue his most obvious personality trait IS his determination, we see that waaaay more than his anger during the film.

I can probably go more in depth for this is people want. Rn I’m just getting it off my chest. It feels weird to me how some ppl are characterizing Simon. Because like…yes. It is that serious

[apufferfishy]

Why they fuck does tumblr wants my id?????? Mothefucks ive been here since 2016

"This post contains mature content please verify your age"

I fucking know bitch its my god dam post!!

[apufferfishy]

"We weren't able to verify your age"

Fuck you

Fuck the staff

Fuck your entire family

Die in a fire and burn in hell

I am not giving this hellsite my god dam id or any other document

[apufferfishy]

Why they fuck does tumblr wants my id?????? Mothefucks ive been here since 2016

"This post contains mature content please verify your age"

I fucking know bitch its my god dam post!!

[apufferfishy]

Octopus's Garden

The journey to Erid was long and tedious, despite Rocky's best efforts to abate the boredom, four years with only a bossy rock for company is enough to drive anyone insane. 

Upon arrival, sick and malnourished, Grace expects to be met with confusion and fear from the eridians, demands for explanations, and a long and drawn-out process to create living conditions for him.

What he does not expect to find is another human, comfortably living at the eridians' best recreation of an apple orchard and fiercely attached to Rocky’s mate, Adrian.

...

And it is officially out. I am pleased to present my brainchild for the BloodyMary fandom. Once again, all my love to @m00ntunaart for creating this idea and to @blonsh, who asked to be tagged even before I had a real chapter completed.

[apufferfishy]

Hey guys i am looking for a beta reader for this fic

Nothing major, just want a bit of feedback, i tend to get stuck in my own head and keep adding and taking things away. Also i suffer from "bad at dialog syndrome" and i desperately need someone to just tell me that normal people dont talk like that!

I do write explicite works so being of age is the only requirement.

[apufferfishy]

Coltland Twins being sent to the Hail Mary mission and later finding Simon is so funny to me.

Colt would mess with Simon so much

Simon, just woke up and is terrified: "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU IDENTICAL?"

Colt, choosing violence and deciding to mess with this guy: "we're clones, they made us for the mission, there is a third one somewhere but he escaped"

Grace is regretting every decision that brought him to this point.

Rocky thinks its so, so funny.

[apufferfishy]

I just realized the "it doesn't have to be ship 1 or ship 2, character has two hands" meme doesn't work on Simon.

[apufferfishy]

Okay so, i have been reading some (a lot) of BloodyMary fanfic and in most of them we see a somewhat naive and reserved Grace and a more experienced and well lived Simon.

Now these are valid interpretations and i love them.

But i honestly think they are the complete opposite and i will stand by this.

Ryland "the last time a stranger game me a pill was in college" Grace, whose first response to a traumatic situation is to drink 3 bags of vodka, and once called someone a waste of carbon in a important convention, is not naive and reserved in any sense of the word. He was that guy in college that showed up wasted for a presentation and still got a full grade. If you don't see him as Aroace, i could see him as a "friendly ley" kinda situation, he got around.

Simon "grew up in a cult" Ironlung, who drank rubbing alcohol because he did not know the difference, spent most of his 20s locked in prison, would not know what to do with Grace. I will tell you, i would be very shocked if this man was not a blushing virgin for most things in life, he is rude, traumatized and often reacts with anger but this man has no experience with anything.

[apufferfishy]

I really, really want a moment in the videos sent to earth on the beetles, where grace is angry.

Interstellar style "hello dad, you son of a bitch"

Throwing in Stratt's and everybody's faces what they did.

But listen, no matter how much i want it, how hard it try to write it, i simply can't see Grace doing it. This man believes that what they did to him was the right choice.

So i need someone to be incredibly mad in his behalf, someone to scream and shout at everybody about how unfair it was. About the betrayal of it all. Of how they chased Grace down and dragged him kicking and screaming.

Be it Rocky, Simon, Colt or whoever else is in this godsend mess.

I want somebody, anybody to feel visceraly angry, throwing truths and accusations at everybody on earth responsible for it. Becouse god knows Grace won't.

[apufferfishy]

This writing shit is easy (its really REALLY not)

Based on @m00ntunaart 's beautiful, gorgeous mind consuming AU

Outline is done (fucking finally) as well as some lose scenes that plagued my thoughts until i wrote them.

I predict 12 chapters and about 50k, but honestly i have no idea if it will stay that way.

Edit: it is out folks

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85299296

[apufferfishy]

"Don't you get tired of reading the same scenarios of BloodyMary fanfic again and again?"

No.

60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Grace and Rocky find a submarine floating in space...

Me: A SUBMARINE? tell me more

60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Simon iron lung is there

Me: omg Simon iron lung is there

[apufferfishy]

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[apufferfishy]

Get ready for a deluge of fanfiction folks

My mother asked me what i would genuinely like to do in life, and upon answering honestly (my mistake, should have known better by now) got the response "what a joke, you wouldn't even be a good writer, your grammar is shit".

So yeah, gonna fishing all my wips out of spite

Also, fuck her in particular.