Stargazing Thief of Rage

Your name is VRISKA SERKET and you want to be the FIRST PERSON TO MAP ALL OF THE STARS. M!As: NONE [AU Indigo!Vriska blog, Rage icon made by senseitional-shslrp] tag: astrophileGrith

[astrophilegrith]

Where have you been, Vriska?

At sea. :::::T

[astrophilegrith]

Insert clever introduction.

I'm too tired for this shit right now, why did I decide to get on.

[expert-jumper-deactivated201312]

It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.

[unscinfinity]

are you okay there

[expert-jumper-deactivated201312]

E V E R Y O N E

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NO CHANCES TAKEN

[kaleidoscopecore]

EVERYONE

[yoursfeatherly]

Dejavu

[astrophilegrith]

If someone finds me awake late in the night, they shouldn't bother trying to get a response from me because by that point I'm completely absorbed by Tumblr, I mean, how else am I up so late?

[homestuckresources]

[ghostpotion]

Reblogging for future reference

[astrophilegrith]

Rose's last name is not spelled right.

They forgot Roxy.

[catee]

No mom,I havent got any freinds

[fryingpansss-deactivated2022111]

TRUTH

[equinoxpone-deactivated20200206]

Literally me when trying to stat a conversation

[cowjuiceee-deactivated20230126]

da truth

[blackoutgambler]

There's a hitman out to kill your muse. When cornered, my muse takes the hit for yours and is dying on the spot. Send ✘ for what my muse says with their final breaths.

Bonus fun if it turns into an rp!

[hpfansblog]

[hpfansblog]

Miss Granger?! o.O

[deathbeforedishonourr-deactivat]

What’s the top one from?

[queen-sour-balls-blog1]

Bling Ring ^^^

[theuniceon]

CAN WE DISCUSS SNAPE’S FACE PLEASE

"DAYUM GURL"

"YOU LOOKING FINE, GURL"

"50 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR, GURL"

[lohengrinning]

IT’S BACK

[spookyoubliette]

[shanedora]

[oppidenos]

Are cats even real?

[astrophilegrith]

Let's pretend that never happened and I might just act like I'm okay. 

[astrophilegrith]

At this point in time, I can honestly say I didn’t even try to do Karkat’s face.

[astrophilegrith]

EYP TD, I STILL HAVE YOUR OTHER SWEATER. ... YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING IT BACK~! :D 

ALSO, NO, I DID NOT JACK ONE OF YOUR BEANIES. :Y

[astrophilegrith]

Magic Anons for your precious Muse!

Bloody: Ouch! Your muse was just socked in the face by someone they hate, and now their nose is broken and won’t stop bleeding! (Anon specifies how long)

Ventriloquist: I can talk without moving my lips! You are able to imitate any of your friends without even moving your lips. Time for some blackmailing! (Anon specifies how long)

Forgotten: Leave me out of this. Muse feels like everyone has abandoned them, and will not take part in anything concerning other people. (Anon specifies how long)

Neurotic: Leave me be… Wait, don’t go! Muse will want everyone to get away from them (even having to scream and shout at the person), though as they leave they will want them to stay (having to break down into tears if needed). (Anon specifies how long)

Confess: The truth will set you free! Every time your muse’s name is mentioned by someone, your muse will have to confess to them about anything, whether they have a crush, or if their outfit looks like shit; lasts for 3 hours.

Beer: Hic..! Muse will talk like a drunk and hit on everybody for two hours.

Pajamas: Wait, it’s not bedtime! Muse will be in their underwear or pajamas (if they have them) for 4 hours.

Melt: Ooh God… Muse gets a flustered yet pleasurable feeling whenever their name is said. (Anon specifies for how long)

Possession: Call an exorcist! Muse will be possessed by a demon and will act entirely different, threatening to kill anyone who draws near. (Anon specifies for how long)

Emotional: Get me a tissue box, please. Your muse will be overemotional, with even the smallest event sending them in an emotional breakdown. (Anon specifies for how long)

Ring: What’s the noise?! Muse will hear an alarmingly loud ring in their ears that others cannot hear for 2 hours.

Duos: I’m you, and you’re me? Muse will be split into their two major personalities (one person’s nice while the other one’s a total asshole). (Anon specifies how long)

Deaf: What did you say? Muse has lost all ability to hear for 4 hours.

The Stork Has Come: Congratulations! Your muse has a bundle of joy on the way!

They’re Gone: In an alternate universe, someone close to your muse has died, and now they’re mourning extremely. (Anon specifies who/how long)

[astrophilegrith]

[m1ssred]

gummy bear + potassium chlorate  

[izuzu]

WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY I CAN’T TELL IF THIS POOR GUMMY BEAR IS BEING MURDERED DRAMATICALLY OR IS HEAVY DEATH METALING TOO HARD.

[skyward-sonnet]

Omg my teacher did this once as a demo and when it was burning it made this shrill screaming sound like it was dying. I was laughing my ass off and the whole class was terrified.

[astrophilegrith]

Also, it makes the room smell really sweet and whatnot.

[astrophilegrith]

(( Come hither and play, friend ))