Pulse Munitions In The Morning

Naki or Spookie | 25+ | he/him | bi I guessWARNINGS:Nsfw, blood, and gore show up.Messed up tag? Tell me and I'll fix it

[min0uet]

the most terrifying part of wreck-it ralph was definitely the arcade owner hooking up every single machine to the same power strip

[parkchanwoohoo]

Some old guy on Instagram using AI to express make the Chipettes flirt with him was already funny to me, but his moronic video being posted on an "Expose Pedophiles" Twitter account taking it completely seriously made me crack the fuck up

[parkchanwoohoo]

I think you can find things creepy or cringe but if your account is about "exposing pedophiles" and you feel comfortable posting the content you're trying to condemn in its uncensored entirety I'm guessing it's not all that serious and I think you know it

[parkchanwoohoo]

Like I think that's the difference for me: If you felt the content was truly disturbing and indicative of an actual risk of harm, you would not be posting it! You would not be posting the entire thing and going "Oh my god LOOK everybody, LOOK at this!! Look at this DISGUSTING THING" like no dude if you were sincere about thinking that was comparable to cp you would not be posting it at all, you wouldn't have dared download it, and you certainly wouldn't be like "SOMEONE needs to do something" like you know very well there are many someones who could help and who wouldn't because they'd be like "Okay so he used... Sora to make the Chipettes watch Obsession with him?" Like what's with this game I feel like lolcowing used to be more honest about making fun of embarrassing people

[parkchanwoohoo]

Guys the point of this is not "It's okay to make fun of this guy as long as you're honest about it" the point is it's absurdly hypocritical to pretend to have the moral high ground and also just straight up a lie to say you're doing this to protect kids. This is not pro-making fun of this guy in the Correct Way. This is anti-directing your entire audience to supposedly investigate the imagined sex crimes of some guy with under 20 followers on Instagram because you can't admit to yourself you enjoy having a platform built around bullying weird people

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[roach-works]

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

[fangirltothefullest]

My phone literally tells me to shut it off every so often to keep everything optimized and your laptop shouldn’t be running 24/7 or it starts to malfunction. Even machines need time to reboot, recover and rest. Everything that uses energy needs those moments of recovery and rest.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[omnipotentnothing]

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

[junglejim4322]

My landlord pasted an ai generated ass eviction notice on my door because you have to cite a reason and he doesn’t have one so he just chopped that section out brother you cannot be serious

[junglejim4322]

Would you like the added layer that he did this right after I tested for mold in my house and it was quite literally in every room and he came here to check out the hole in my ceiling that he has left unrepaired for two years

[junglejim4322]

im gonna fight this in any way I can obviously but I want out of here as soon as possible I can’t get a new place until the end of this month but I do need to save for movers and a moving truck and a deposit. I also live with my mom who is severely disabled and I take care of which makes things more complicated. If you want to help my Cash App and Venmo are @ ishaanjs obviously nobody is obligated to give anything and thank you if you do

[junglejim4322]

update on this: he dropped the eviction and gave us until the end of the month to leave, we both have apartments lined up in two different cities and are planning on moving on the 25th but as of right now dont have close to enough to cover all the expenses of renting a truck, down payments and gas. I’d really appreciate if anybody can reblog or give anything im on very limited time, thank you very much to everyone who has helped me in any way im very grateful

[werewolf-transgenderism]

my most lukewarm take is that I don't think there should be any exemptions for vaccines, etc., beyond documented legit adverse medical shit that makes it physically impossible. like they should be free and required and nobody should be allowed to just choose to leave their child and any immunocompromised person they interact with vulnerable to potentially deadly but entirely preventable diseases and other medical conditions.

[tharkuun]

my lukewarm addition to this is that i think refusing your child vaccines is child abuse, just like refusing to feed them

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[depsidase]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[adastraasterism]

scammers

[teaboot]

“Do you ship...” Buddy I will ship almost anything if I think about it too long. I love love and situations

[haunted-skitty-doll]

So I screwed up the proposal minigame

[jan-seni]

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[pjharvey]

once you start typing in all lowercase you unfortunately kind of have to keep doing it forever or if you start capitalizing things people will think you’re either mad at them or having some kind of episode

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society