kyles old blog

i literally only have this because it is connected to the rest of my accounts

[pien-art]

THEY ARE SO IN LOVE !!!

prints available here 🌟

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[momofmysquad]

With the whole “Alex and Luke are exes” thing, Luke’s reaction to Alex’s crush on Willie being “I’m happy for you” hits different.

[mcnetdehaans]

julie, on the phone: hey, i’m at the store! what type of cereal do you want?

alex: get the gay cheerios, they’re my favorite.

julie: gay chee- do you mean fruit loops?

alex: i stand by what i say.

[diabolus-est-nuntius-blog]

The Demonic Hierarchy by Diabolus Est Nuntius

THE HIGHER ECHELON

SATAN ~ Power, Knowledge, Mastery, Control, Command, Lust, Wisdom, Occult Adepthood. 

LILITH ~ Sorcery, Infertility, Lust, Feminine Power, Incubi, Succubi, Sexual Power. 

ABADDON ~ Destruction, Death, Perversion, Fetishism, Torture, Pain. 

BEELZEBOUL ~ Protection, Bravery, Authority, Power, Position, Possession, Influence Over Others, Prosperity. 

ASMODEUS ~ Lust, Desire, Love, Possession, Seduction, Excess, Debauchery, Adultery, Passion. 

LUCIFUGE ~ Money, Wealth, Promotion, Command, Employment, Attainment. 

BELPHEGOR ~ Beauty, Attraction, Love, Success, Science, Invention, Sloth, Creativity. 

UNSERE ~ Healing, Fertility, Childbirth, Vanquishing Malady, Knowledge. 

AGALIAREPT ~ Initiation, Knowledge, Hidden Wisdom, Occult Knowledge, Gateways, Guidance, Revelation. 

TAROON ~ Lust, Love, Desire, Seduction, Wrath. 

LUITHIAN ~ Knowledge, Study, Learning, Wisdom, Intellect. 

RASHOON ~ Love, Alliance, Seduction, Enchantment. 

VERRINE ~ Healing, Health, Impatience, Medicince. 

ASHTAROT ~ Lust, Love, Relationships, Friendships, Psychogones, Egregores, Homunculi, Desire. 

VERRIER ~ Healing, Herbalism, Health, Disobedience, Vanquishing Plague. 

ASAFOETIDA ~ Feminine Sexuality, Seducing Men, Beauty, Seduction, Fornication. 

BEHEMOTH ~ Greed, Avarice, Gluttony, Luxury, Pleasure, Sloth, Sin, Debauchery. 

SONNELLION ~ Hatred, Discord, Conflict, Arguments, Separating Lovers, Chaos. BAAL ~ Power, Authority, Wisdom, Occult Knowledge, Sin. 

TEZRIAN ~ War, Discord, Conflict, Arguments. MAMMON ~ Money, Greed, Avarice, Profit, Wealth, Commerce. ROSIER ~ Love, Relationships, Reconciliation, Harmony. 

BAALBERITH ~ Knowledge, Pacts, Alliances, Blasphemy. 

SATANACHIA ~ Magickal Protection, Revenge, War, Weapons, Bravery, Fortification. 

MEPHISTO ~ Death, Pacts, Desire, Knowledge, Possession, Revenge, Manifesting Desires. 

DELIPITORAE ~ Magickal Grimoires, Literature, Writing, Hidden Texts, Scribes. 

FLEREOUS ~ Victory, Power, Command, Retribution, Justice. 

SVENGALI ~ Vengeance, Revenge, Destruction, Deceit, Retribution, Malice, Wrath. AMMON ~ Longevity Of Life, Health, Strength, Fortitude. 

MUSISIN ~ Commanding Those In Authority, Binds Alliances, Sustains Partnerships, Influence Over Others. 

HUICTIIGARA ~ Sleep, Insomnia, Dreams, Dream Prophecy, Nightmares. 

KHIL ~ Earthquakes, Astral Chaos, Storms, Destruction. 

FRIMOST ~ Seducing Women, Infidelity, Lust, Wanton Desire, Debauchery, Sin. 

BECHARD ~ Stroms, Winds, Weather, Lightning, Astral Storms. 

CLISTHERT ~ Illusions, Apparitions, Insanity, Madness, Paranoia, Obsession. 

CLAUNECK ~ Riches, Wealth, Prosperity, Success, Attainment. 

BUCON ~ Hatred, Discord, Separation, Misery, Nightmares, Loss, Ruin. 

MORAIL ~ Invisibility, Astral Projection, Illusion, Apparitions. 

HIEPACTH ~ Reconciliation, Binding Friendships, Love, Allegiance, Partnerships. 

HUMOTS ~ Reveals Lost Books, Remote Viewing, Lost Texts, Hidden Secrets, Revelation. 

GULAND ~ Inflicting Disease, Causing Plague, Inducing Illnesses. 

MERSILDE ~ Astral Travel, Astral Projection, Remote Viewing, Seership, Scrying, Cartomancy. 

SEGAL ~ Apparitions, Hauntings, Possession, Paranormal Phenomena, Egregores. 

SURGAT ~ Entrance To Forbidden Places, Remote Viewing, Seership, Divination. 

SIRCHADE ~ Power Over Animals, Communing With Animals, Earth Magick, Divination, Nature. 

FRUCISSIERE ~ Necromancy, Mediumship, Scrying, Necrophilia, Death. 

FRUTIMIERE ~ Happiness, Festivals, Celebrations, Victory. 

THE LOWER ECHELON

 ALASTOR ~ Death, Bloodshed, Destruction, Torture, Perversion. 

ANSITIF ~ Possession, Sin, Debauchery, Infidelity, Wanton Desire. 

ARIOCH ~ Revenge, Justice, Retribution, Punishment. 

BAALZEPHON ~ Protection, Security, Servitors, Guardians. 

LEONARD ~ Sorcery, Black Magick, Occultism, Voodoo. 

MASTEMA ~ Mergings, Pacts, Succubi, Incubi, Servitors. 

MERIHIM ~ Pestilence, Plague, Malady, Bacteria, Disease. NAAMAH ~ Seduction, Fornication, Fertility, Lust, Seducing Men. 

RIMMON ~ Healing, Health, Science, Medicine, Knowledge. 

VERDELET ~ Ritual Magick, Ceremonies, Compromise, Influence. 

ARPHAXAT ~ Possession, Sin, Decadence, Debauchery, Blasphemy, Hatred. 

BALTAZO ~ Possession, Magickal Attack, Insanity, Paranormal Phenomena. 

CAMBIONS ~ Incubi, Succubi, Homunculus, Magickal Children, Psychogones. 

OLIVIER~ War, Destruction, Conflict, Discord, Battlefields, Chaos. SUCCORBEMOTH ~ Jealousy, Envy, Egotism, Vanity, Selfishness. 

SHABIRI ~ Blindness, Deafness, Inlicting Wounds, Infection. 

MULLIN ~ Sorcery, Spellcraft, Magick, Hexing, Cursing. 

EISETH ~ Lust, Prostitution, Adultery, Fornication, Fascination. 

AGRAT ~ Lust, Seduction, Whores, Depravity, Fetishism. 

CARNIVEAN ~ Sin, Obsenity, Lust, Degredation. Wrath. 

ABYZOU ~ Miscarriage, Infertility, Psychic Attack, Vampirism, Hauntings, Possession. 

MULCIBER ~ Engineering, Architecture, Knowledge, Warfare. 

SCIRLIN ~ Divination, Seership, Infernal Messages, Scrying. 

XAPHAN ~ Fire, Burning, Fire Elementals. 

PRUFLES ~ Discord, Arguments, Dividing Lovers, War, Poverty. 

PICCOLUS ~ Mediumship, Sacrifices, Seership, Servitors. UKOBACH ~ Fire, Pyromancy, Destruction By Fire, Immunity To Burning. 

MOLOCH ~ Manifest Desires, Revealing Secrets, Portals, Entrance To Other Realms. 

RIBESAL ~ Illusions, Anger, Rage, Wrath, Phenomena. 

ABALAM ~ Seduction, Possession, Debauchery, Destruction. 

BALTHAZAR ~ Misery, Discord, Luna Bonnie, Command, Evil.

[astroxenophobia]

i have a suggestion for c3’s group name:

orym and his dumbass’s (loving)

[atty-goldstein]

Hatchetfield characters as random memes I found on the internet

Paul during Inevitable

Emma to Beanies customers:

Ted:

Bill:

Charlotte:

Hidgens:

Lex:

Hannah and Ethan:

Linda:

Tom:

[nothereanynorelol-deactivated20]

https://dovahtobi.tumblr.com/

Messr Moony

Hello everyone! Tobi here! Currently my focus of writing is my Remus Lupin longhaul fanfiction (will...

@dovahtobi

DovahTobi, The author of Shifting Lines, has created an online community on Discord built on the basis of psychologically grooming minors to provide him emotional support and the sense that he can do no wrong. Tobi is thirty six but the minors he has done this to are as young as thirteen. In the most recently deleted chapter of SL, a large portion of it sexualized a minor (in this case, Remus) that was the same age as the minors he has groomed. When some of the minors expressed their discomfort with this portrayal and other incidents of different adults on the server writing explicit content about minors , they were gaslit, manipulated, and ultimately banned from the discord server, with all many of their dissenting messages deleted so that other minors did not have access to these viewpoints. The full timeline can be viewed here https://docs.google.com/document/d/19pxQVaD0bldb_-imc_Go1bpgafzLVV0Bj0WzAup-DpA/edit?usp=sharing

Bonergate

*names of any minors have been changed for safety Background - Before SL Chapter Blowup In the months leading up to June 2, I had become mo

Our plan was to spam this in his comments but he chose to moderate comments as he is intolerable to criticism. Please make sure he gets no rest

[nothereanynorelol-deactivated20]

One of his moderators that helped in the censorship is @nhum

[astroxenophobia]

As a minor myself, I mostly just enjoyed reading the story. I joined the server because I thought it would bring me closer to others who enjoyed it as well. At first, I was on Tobi’s side for all of this, but I never realized just how old he actually was. It definitely makes me a bit queasy, thinking about the stuff he wrote about a 13 year old, and the entire server after this stuff was dropped was just adults telling him it was okay :/ definitely some bad stuff going on

I definitely don’t think we should harass him or the other mods either, though, especially the mods that are young adults. Young adults are also very susceptible to manipulation, and I think we need to address that as well.

[nothereanynorelol-deactivated20]

https://dovahtobi.tumblr.com/

Messr Moony

Hello everyone! Tobi here! Currently my focus of writing is my Remus Lupin longhaul fanfiction (will...

@dovahtobi

DovahTobi, The author of Shifting Lines, has created an online community on Discord built on the basis of psychologically grooming minors to provide him emotional support and the sense that he can do no wrong. Tobi is thirty six but the minors he has done this to are as young as thirteen. In the most recently deleted chapter of SL, a large portion of it sexualized a minor (in this case, Remus) that was the same age as the minors he has groomed. When some of the minors expressed their discomfort with this portrayal and other incidents of different adults on the server writing explicit content about minors , they were gaslit, manipulated, and ultimately banned from the discord server, with all many of their dissenting messages deleted so that other minors did not have access to these viewpoints. The full timeline can be viewed here https://docs.google.com/document/d/19pxQVaD0bldb_-imc_Go1bpgafzLVV0Bj0WzAup-DpA/edit?usp=sharing

Bonergate

*names of any minors have been changed for safety Background - Before SL Chapter Blowup In the months leading up to June 2, I had become mo

Our plan was to spam this in his comments but he chose to moderate comments as he is intolerable to criticism. Please make sure he gets no rest

[nothereanynorelol-deactivated20]

One of his moderators that helped in the censorship is @nhum

[traumauserboxes]

This user has no peace even in their own mind

[long-sleeves-and-deep-cuts]

Some nights you just feel extra lonely

[long-sleeves-and-deep-cuts]

[long-sleeves-and-deep-cuts]

Sometimes I really don’t feel the love that you claim having.

[weirdbees]

SCP: Tumblr dni that is always an unnervingly specific description of whoever is reading it

[spookyskeltals]

[solaredarisen]

[marowreck-archive]

bingo!

[dalashas]

Check off how many times over you cannot interact, mine is 7

[astroxenophobia]

13 😳

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[tastefullyterrible]

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing

[animatedamerican]

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

[abner-krill]

🌞 The sun is up! 🌞 The longest night is over! Bright blessings everyone🕯️

[anglerfl3sh]

So congratulations on the marriage, whens the divorce?

[raptorific]

Wonder Woman would probably be so heartbroken if she heard there were people who thought her feminism was trans-exclusionary

[raptorific]

I told you so.

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

whenever i try to open this image google chrome just crashes, can someone just take a screenshot of the image

[a0n2-fb93p4zmv365zagdj641]

[seabornsystem-remade-deactivate]

[humilitymonth]

WONDER WOMAN IS TRANS

HALF THE AMAZONIANS ARE TRANS

[marquiis]

HALF THE AMAZONIANS ARE TRANS WONDER WOMAN IS A CANON TRANS LADY