just like sister ray said

oli, 22. he/they/it. local boydyke. terfs dni.

[badg3rb0y]

oh ok a whore-off. that's great

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[badg3rb0y]

this show is so. bizarre as fuck. dogshit writing. amy madigan is there genuinely holding the whole fucking thing together. the mc is proto sweaty pathetic fail wife twink boyfriend but also weirdly religious and also has magic powers. michael j sampson is there, also genuinely holding the whole fucking thing together, acting actual fucking circles around everyone else there. also clea duvall is there and gay (?) but that's got a weird thing added in there as well! also rn they are near mexico and it's. hm. handled Interestingly.

[badg3rb0y]

I FUCKING KNEW THAT WOMAN LOOKED LIKE GLADYS

[badg3rb0y]

got thru most of s1 of carnivale yesterday recovering from covid. can I just ask wtf. also why don't we make weird as fuck TV shows anymore??? pls yes let's make more weird esoteric random bullshit.

[cpericardium]

[mannequinswithkillappeal]

remember when people were speculating that we'd see armand wrestling with his guilt over turning daniel and breaking his vow to never make a vampire? how daniel would be so desperate for answers about his maker and why he did it that he'd be using his investigative journalist skills to track him down, utilising those talamasca connections to find out as much information as he could? how upset armand would be at seeing his own vampiric eye colour staring back at him from out of his fascinating boy's face when they finally met again? and how we might even see daniel experiencing flashbacks to his younger years with armand, muddled up with his existing memories?

yeah :)

[theythembobdylan]

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

[steveyockey]

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

[sweatermuppet]

they should make a transgenderism that is free + easy

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[elodieunderglass]

Oh well none of my business

[despazito]

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

list of (HIGHLY ETHICAL) USA military jobs where you don’t have to kill anyone:

Public Affairs. Have you ever wanted to make literal government propaganda? Well now you get to.

Emotional Support Animal Handler. The emotional support animal in question is a mutt that one of your Battle Buddies “rescued” from Afghanistan. He named the dog “Kunduz Hospital Airstrike”

Depleted Uranium Munitions Handler

Recruiter Who Specifically Targets Teenagers

Priest Who Tries To Convince Murderers That They Aren’t Going To Hell

Guy who brings Hot Pockets™ to drone operators and fruitlessly discourages them from using the term “Bug Splat”

Guy who keeps the buildings full of munitions from catching on fire. (It’s really really important that those munitions dont explode until they impact an apartment block in the global south)

Guy who stands on the deck of Coast Guard vessels and hollers threats at migrants in the worst Spanish you’ve ever heard

Guy who maintains and repairs multimillion dollar murder machines

Guy Who Trains Guys To Kill Without Hesitation or Remorse

Sex Trafficker (Army)

Sex Trafficker (Navy)

Sex Trafficker (Marines)

[captain-price-returns]

Top 25 consumer brands bankrolling the biggest ICE supporters in Congress:

[shamebats]

[3liza]

[shamebats]

Meanwhile this was what various medical professionals in that reddit thread had to say about it.

They do not, in fact, love it.

[the-whitmore-excursus]

Wasn't chiropracting invented by a guy who claimed to have learned it from a ghost, or is that a tumblr myth?

[shamebats]

Daniel David Palmer - Wikipedia

As an active spiritist, D. D. Palmer said he "received chiropractic from the other world" from a deceased physician named Dr. Jim Atkinson. "The knowledge and philosophy given me by Dr. Jim Atkinson, an intelligent spiritual being, together with explanations of phenomena, principles resolved from causes, effects, powers, laws and utility, appealed to my reason. The method by which I obtained an explanation of certain physical phenomena, from an intelligence in the spiritual world, is known in biblical language as inspiration. In a great measure The Chiropractor's Adjuster was written under such spiritual promptings."

He did, in fact, claim to have learned chiropractic from a ghost of a dead doctor.

[apollo-cackling]

[ID: reddit comment by u/PancakeParty98 that says:

A bad chiropractor is a killer. A great chiropractor is really basically just a mediocre physical therapist.

/end ID]

[transcript:

#one of my coworkers is going to school to be a chiropractor #and he temporarily paralyzed someone and just kinda shrugged it off as part of the learning process #i was like ‘why on earth do you want to do this’ and he was like ‘i love it :)'

/end transcript]

[ID: reddit comment thread that goes as follows:

u/etherealwasp:

Don't forget neurosurgeons and anesthesiologists! Source: am anesthesiologist, have had several patients come straight for emergency neurosurgery after chiro adjustments

u/asdgrhm:

Don't forget ER docs! (Source: am ER doc. We have sections on common chiropractor injuries in our textbooks)

u/DiscourseDM

Just posted further up. Imaging tech here. Done numerous CTS and mris on patients via er post chiro "adjustment" 'does your neck hurt?' Not even a bit in fact I can't feel anything below my shoulders…. Or move anything below my shoulders. Thank God for my chiropractor!

/end ID]

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think