asturinah

☆*:.｡. jade • she/they • sire denathrius my beloved <33333

[asturinah]

me!

➳ jade

➳ bisexual, agender, she/they

➳ 🇦🇺

➳ taurus sun, pisces moon, aries rising

➳ incessant warcraft shitposting

➳ girlboss enthusiast

➳ #1 denathrius simp

➳ racists, homophobes, transphobes, ableists & misogynists fuck off

[asturinah]

women… hot

[asturinah]

let me tell you how loudly i fucking screamed when this happened

[friesian]

based off this image. denathrius goes melodrama mode literally at any given opportunity change my mind. i also like to think this is how they spoke to each other if ever on a ‘normal’ basis.

[collectorofmagic]

First Blooded.

[asturinah]

[asturinah]

reupload because the audio was somehow me breathing instead of the music

anyways i am not sleeping

[gisellesdoodles]

thinking bout what kinda presence id have online back in 2005 when niche internet communities and oekaki boards were still popular if i had my current skillset and was my current age and not 11

anyway just did this as a warmup before back to work

[cachememory]

Hi my name is Illidan Stormrage and I have long ebony black hair with big horns and no eyes but when I did they were gold and a lot of people tell me I look like Cenarius (AN: if u don’t know who he is, good!). I’m related to Malfurion Stormrage but I wish I wasn’t because he’s a fucking pain in the ass. I’m a night elf and my teeth are pointy and white. I have purple skin. I’m also a demon hunter, and I live the Black Temple in Outland where I’m the ruler (I’m over ten thousand years old). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing nothing for a shirt to show off my huge muscles, the Vision of Sargeras, and green pants with a weird belt and nothing for shoes.  I was wielding the Warglaives of Azzinoth and have sick green glowing tattoos. I was monologuing with my cool skull in the Black Temple. It’s in space so there was no weather, and especially no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of players (and Akama) stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[bloochouli]

day 2 of spooktober! winter queen dresses up as… the harvest queen or something and moonberry as mal’ganis 😳

[frrrozi]

bb got her ref sheet donnee

[ancientannoyance]

humbly presenting to blizzard my own reason for the burning of teldrassil

[auckie]

[raptari]

I love that wowcraft rules are "anyone can make viable offspring with anyone" but Blizzard you never said that hooking up with Eternal Ones wouldn't result in the exact same thing. Ok followers you know what to do

[maragondi]

I will miss the old look of Tyrande

[visenyaism]

top 5 wow characters most likely to have a cryptomining rig?

5. wrathion definitely

4. kaelthas but only because illidan told him about it

3. illidan but only because azshara told him about it

2. azshara what do you think imploded the planet

1. medivh as a nepotism baby, force of cosmic evil, and huge nerd he is not going to be able to beat the cryptomining allegations

[asturinah]

when i first started playing shadowlands i was expecting to become a full on ardenweald stan because pretty blue night forest aesthetics are right up my alley but three months in and i’m instead simping for the edgy vampire covenant and the tall hot sexy muscular evil dreadlord dilf that once ruled the place