with an angel face and a taste for suicidal

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[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

trying to explain to people that the cursed amulet and i have genuinely bonded. we are PALS now. "the fact you don't want to take it off is proof it's controlling you" i want to keep wearing it bc im enjoying hanging out with my buddy. not everything is nefarious. we're doing girl time

[diemannschaftblr]

via Aleksandar Pavlović (@/alekspavlovic_) instagram stories

[diemannschaftblr]

@/dfb_team: haltungsnoten? 👀🌊

#fifaworldcup #dfbteam 📸 DFB/Max Galys (2/2)

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[coyging]

[thomas-mvller]

[thomas-mvller]

[newyorkcitywater]

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

[dieclownschaft]

manu being manu <3

[leonsliga]

📸: Manuel Neuer & Thomas Müller reunite post-match | Germany vs. Curaçao | 14.06.2026

[thommi-tomate]

😭😭😭😭😭

[merclando]

okay hello

[regentochter]

People always say that Germans aren’t funny but we just beat the record for most World Cup goals by winning a match 7-1. Who previously held that record you may ask?

Brazil.

[valarrrtargaryen]

nico schlotterbeck celebrates scoring germany's second goal v. curaçao during their opening match of the 2026 world cup, 14.06.2026

[thomas-mvller]

Felix Nmecha (6') Nico Schlotterbeck (38') Kai Havertz (45'+5') Jamal Musiala (47') Nathaniel Brown (68') Deniz Undav (78') Kai Havertz (88') Germany | 7 - 1 | Curaçao 2026 FIFA World Cup - Group Stage

[permertesacker]

[torunarigha]

something something how fast the night changes

[johnconsa]

tbf curaçao have done phenomenal- they’re a very small island country, it’s their first time in the world cup, and yet they have not only scored against a lethal german side but have had some moments where they have looked dangerous