IT TRULY IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

[flores--silvestres]

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

2 kilomockingbirds

[pinballwizzer]

i don’t really understand why people are like “only _____ people can reblog this” or “don’t tag as ______” like…….the fact u are putting it up on tumblr or the internet the exact opposite will happen 80% of the time don’t upload it if you don’t like the fact people will not respect ur wishes a majority of the time…damn

[remaaaaaaaaaaaaade-deactivated2]

[sherlockisntgay]

The man behind the powers. 

Source:

https://www.comixology.com/Superman-Grounded-Vol-1/digital-comic/337786

[sherlockisntgay]

Reblogging so more people can see this

[forte-joestar]

fuck dark edgy Superman, give me more of this

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

@markhamillz

[silent-fetish]

Sometimes a dark edgy supes is awesome, it shows that he became more human and has dark moments, but oh yeah the boy scout is awesome too

[dwarfpriest]

If I were that guy seeing Superman going for me with an angry face, I would have shitted for life right there. Reminds me the one time he was so pissed off even Shazam (the wizard) backed down.

[novelty-gift-ideas]

Best Amazon Review Ever

[atatuga-blog]

Is this Swedish

[greylead]

Visit Original Link

[gay4zarya]

[gay4zarya]

Visit Original Link

[gay4zarya]

[bloodandwaves]

Fuck distance, I wanna taste you now.

[nxnsense-deactivated20170409]

Why popeyes gotta be so far for 

[bob-belcher]

[too-ticki-blog]

Percy, calm the fuck down  (x)

[watchthelightfade]

mary shelley: hey, you wanna go grab a burger king? me, percy shelley: Good morning, are you perchance tempted to acquire a Meaty Sandwich Royal?

[kittykittyme]

The original “me, an intellectual” meme

[robosaurusrex]

percy shelley had a word count to hit

[embalm-remade]

Anti-sjw to their crying 2 year old child: what’s wrong you fucking trigglypuff? Can’t handle the blade of logic?

[bballmandude-deactivated2017071]

if he bitched about everything after being 2 years old I legit I would tell em that

I imagine it would go like this..

Lil baby: NYEEEEH! you’ll never defeat me parental figure, I will poison the minds of my fellow young with lies and deception, I’ll make them feel good about themselves being incompetente little shits, NYEEEHEHEHE! 

Parental figure: you wanna face reality you little shit? behold the power of LOGIC!

*raises blade into the sky*

I HAVE KNOWLEDGE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6cSbof7Pik* THE POWA OF KNOWLEDGE!

*and then parental figure slices his child with his logic sword and that little shit dies, he has an emotional moment where he cries over the loss of his daughter/son and then promises to bring logic to the world and end deception

[embalm-remade]

What the fuck

[ravage657-deactivated20190727]

Visit Original Link

FINALLY!! SPONGEBOB SWEARING WITH NO EDIT! :DDD

[goo-goo-babies]

CURSED POST

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Fun story. This is how Tom Kenny got the inspiration for the spongebob voice when he heard a small person dressed like a Christmas elf saying this verbatim during a break

[johncrocker]

i found the video

source

[snarkymcbarky]

Are you shitting me?

[puketween]

this is what i like to see

[nnbvcffggfsssxxvjkiiytfdvvjj]

old memes die hard

[officialcrow]

ok but she gettin it

[cisnowflake]

I don’t understand

[oodoe]

@thebeautyinbrokenness

[ponygem-deactivated20170707]

Science side of tumblr, can you explain why the Beatles suck so badly?

[narutorules007]

They don’t.

[ponygem-deactivated20170707]

Source?

[narutorules007]

Other people’s tastes being different from yours

[ponygem-deactivated20170707]

So you have no source? typical sjw.

[narutorules007]

I apologize. In light of your newly known point of view, I will provide evidence. On YouTube, one can look up Beatles, and see that there are three playlist very near to the top, each on being a “Greatest hits” track. Also, the first song on the vevo channel has approximately 52,000 likes, to an estimated 1,000 dislikes. Also, I prefer not to be referred to as a shithead, sjw in your words.

[ponygem-deactivated20170707]

ok but that doesn’t prove anything, you sjw. R u offended :) ???

[narutorules007]

Fuck it, I have no way of proving that The Beatles don’t suck, you have no way of proving they do suck. This debate is pointless, my closing statement. Happy to see yours. Goodbye.

[ponygem-deactivated20170707]

Typical sjw never wanting to see the LOGICAL FACTS!!

[narutorules007]

Show me the logical facts, if you’re so sure.

[narutorules007]

I’m noting you haven’t responded in 65 days, according to my notifications feed. Are you perhaps offended?

[atatuga-blog]

sorry sweaty (:

[chrissongzzz]

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